The Birth of a New Account

[likeacakeboss]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

 

[Delivers a small cake to the mun in the shape of the Dreamwidth Symbol]

It seems that you have brought me back with your very desire and will, magnificent! Though I must confess, you have no intention of bringing me into any type of game. However! Perhaps you can perfect a new voice in your head.

Strive for the top Mun! Let your greed and desire overflow to become the best that you can be!

Comments

[leftjoker]

Ho? Kougami-san. Congratulations on coming to Dreamwidth. I may not be Eiji or your subordinates, but I felt it appropriate to give you a proper welcome, from one Kamen Rider canon-mate to another.

[likeacakeboss]

Oh? If it is not the Detective from Fuuto, himself. At least, half of him, no? [Grins Madly] Magnificent!

I do hope our paths will cross again! [Cheeky Grin]

[threeyesandmovingtattoos]

I was not born. I will not die.

May I still have a slice of cake?

[likeacakeboss]

BUT OF COURSE! [Hands him a slice of cake]

Desire is not something to be measured in life or death, it is a force that drives the world into a better future!

[threeyesandmovingtattoos]

Technically, Desire in an evil hermaphrodite with golden eyes that smokes too much. Thank you for the cake, though!

[likeacakeboss]

Oh? How interesting

[threeyesandmovingtattoos]

It says so in my favorite comic book.

[likeacakeboss]

[Chuckles] Of course, that is how everyone sees desire, as an evil in the world!

[threeyesandmovingtattoos]

Especially when you open your third eye and see the cold, stark horror that is the void.

[likeacakeboss]

Oh, very interesting [Kougami has no idea what he's talking about, but he'll play along and bluff his way through]

[lovemguns]

My mun says "perfect username" and wanted me to relay the message. I don't get it though.

[likeacakeboss]

The Mun wishes to thank your mun for the message!

[humingyay]

What a crappy looking cake.

[likeacakeboss]

[Kougami is slightly offended but such an accusation]

Looks are different than taste. Perhaps having a slice will change your mind, no?

1/2

[presidentcake]

[ ...! ]

[presidentcake]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[ A cake for you. ]

Magnificent! Truly today is a most special occurrence, the re-birth of... myself! Is there anything desire cannot accomplish?

[likeacakeboss]

[Kougami sees another version of himself giving cake, truly he is seeing some kind of time paradox that would result in the universe collapsing in on itself and only a man in a blue box or a bunch of monsters from the future on a time traveling train could fix this predicament. Or perhaps it is an existential crisis in which he is viewing a younger version of himself give himself cake and try and cope with the reality of the Greed being all but gone and that his demand for cell medals were destroyed, and his desires slowly fading....NAAAAHHHH, he's overjoyed as hell seeing himself, chuckling loudly and handing his other version of himself a cake as well]

Desire bringing us to split in two in order to drive the world forward and to increase our efforts. This just goes to show, that desire, no matter how big it may be, is endless and infinite in humans everywhere.

MAGNIFICENT INDEED!

[presidentcake]

[ What, after all, is a time-space paradox between clones? Kougami accepts the cake with that manic full grin he gets when someone's made a breakthrough in understanding the beauty of desire.

Not that he needs to be proud of himself. No one understands desire as thoroughly as he does, after all! ]

The unlimited power of desire has indeed brought us to this place, as an example of the desire that lies within humans... [ Where did that wine bottle even come from.

An offered full glass! ]

I believe this requires a toast. A toast! To humanity.

[likeacakeboss]

[Takes the glass and raises it into the air as if to make a toast] A toast to want, and the need to exceed that want! [Tips the glass slightly in order to finish the toast with this handsome devil]