spoilers for Kick Ass 2

[kickhisass]

...what the fuck was that?

Yeah, I know that the comic's worse, but seriously. Did my personality just get axed like some shitty live action Disney movie sequel? Because we both know that, yeah, I can be a bitch, but to pull that level of dickishness? Wow.

I should go a few rounds with Hit Girl for that kind of stunt.

Comments

[ruffntumblenut]

Well...now I'm curious.

[kickhisass]

Ugh, I'm...so sorry for my language but -- I've just been having a really bad day.

[ruffntumblenut]

Pfft...I don't care. I'm dating Hit-Girl, you'd have to say alot worse to offend me.

[kickhisass]

[ Uh...what. ]

But isn't Hit Girl, like, a kid?

[ruffntumblenut]

By the time I met her she was a teen, I'm a teen.

You're not the first person to ask, I mean...viking.

[kickhisass]

Oh. Okay. I'm not like -- [ wavy hands! ] Totally not judging you!

[ruffntumblenut]

After that movie last night I'm not worried. I figure you're probably more worried about people judging you.

[kickhisass]

Well I am. I'm just...not going to "canon update"...whatever that is.

[ruffntumblenut]

Sounds like a good idea to me.

You're probably better off anyway. Have you gotten to do alot of ass kicking stuff since you've been brought here?

[zorastergirl]

What did the movie do to you? Please, tell all!

[kickhisass]

Please, no.

[zorastergirl]

[Scoff] You're no fun!

I'm a bit overjoyed to see someone made a Katie Deauxma account.

[soyoudonthaveto]

Even with his own theory as to why there might be some justification to your actions, my mun still thinks that was a dumb part of the movie.

It's also pretty much made him more "dedicated" to make you less of a bitch to Dave, after what he's going to put you through in his fanfic series.

gotta love the Mary Jane of Kick Ass

[kickhisass]

Yeah, I know.

[ And she's bashful. ] Oh. Wow. Me in a fanfic series? That's...really sweet.

You familiar with Nostalgia Critic at all?

[soyoudonthaveto]

...yes...sweet.

Are you or your Mun familiar with Kingdom Hearts at all? Normally I probably wouldn't be either, but, well...

(How can he put this gently: explaining how his mun creates "awesome" crossover moments... by totally fucking over most of the characters involved?LOL!)

[spider_kisser]

I guess someone at the studio really wanted you and the hero to be broken up. I know how that feels like...