RE: MUN'S CONTEMPLATION OF HUNGER GAME RP

[sleeplessinalternia]

Holy fuck, mun, what the hell do you think you're doing trying to send me to this shithive? Yeah, it's not much more brutal that professional bloodsports, but at least those games have a higher survival rate than just one. Plus, you're being a gargantuan infant cluckbeast about whether or not you can even write OU Me properly.

Do you even have time to finish the fucking app?

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[69problems]

I'm sure that if your mun is uncertain of your voice, a little practice is all they need. From what my mun tells me, the way you speak is very...

[How to put this politely.]

Distinct.

And inventive.

[sleeplessinalternia]

Is it? Whoop de fucking doo. The fact still remains that she's a cluckbeast of immense proportions and I might as well stick my head in the ablution trap and hold it down until I pass out because she's an utter embarassment as a mun and I sure as fuck do not want to go to this game.

[Karkat's eyes narrow.]

Oh fuck. She's telling me to tell you to say hi to your mun. I think they know each other.

[69problems]

I don't see what that would accomplish except making your face smell like ablution trap for the foreseeable future.

And they probably do. In my experience, muns travel in packs.

[sleeplessinalternia]

[Unfortunately, strange adult troll with the creepily familiar horns has a point. Damn him.]

What are they some sort of fucking herdbeast? If we're about to see the graceful and majestic munbeasts go thundering over the plain then I am getting the fuck out.

[69problems]

I don't know if you can. Muns are pretty dedicated. I tried a post here calmly explaining to mine what a bad idea putting a pacifist into a deathmatch was, and as you can see he didn't listen.

[Shhh, small troll with the gray symbol and creepily familiar horns. Shh.]

If it's any consolation you're not the only one.

[sleeplessinalternia]

[Okay, Karkat is just staring at him now.]

A pacifist? A pacifist? Do you think I was hatched last night? How the fuck do you reach your adult moult as a fucking pacifist? That's the biggest mound of beastshit I've had the displeasure of filling my spongeclots with.

[Sorry, Signless, but any troll who thinks he's a pacifist is either shithive maggots, about to be very dead, or both.]

[69problems]

Oh, it's not difficult, really. All you need is common sense and the ability to not be in the same place as trolls that want to cull you.

[Come on, small troll kid, you've clearly moulted a few times and should know those simple precautions by now.]

[cherrybombpie]

Mr. Karkat! ♥

[Dangling from the ceiling on a swing made of a gymnastic ribbon. Yes, she's hardcore.]

There you are! I've been looking all over for you!

[sleeplessinalternia]

[Stares. At the weird human girl with the crazy eyes. That he has never seen before in his life. Because he'd never seen any humans before in his life, given the canon point his mun is planning on drawing him from.

It wouldn't help if she drew him from later in canon, really. Nothing could prepare him for this girl.]

What the actual fuck...?

[Okay, sickles out. He's standing guarded against this alien girl who somehow recognizes him because this is weird as fuck and he doesn't have to take this.]

[cherrybombpie]

Is that how you greet an old friend?

[She pouted sweetly at him, leaping down from where she was perched. Her ribbons furled neatly back into her kimono sleeves as though the had never been.]

Tut tut! ♥

[Kodachi gave him a saccharine smile, tilting her head to one side before leaping at him to give him a tight embrace.]

I've missed you so~!

[sleeplessinalternia]

[Karkat pushes her the fuck away--or at least tries to, as unfortunately the Kuno family has the strength of madness on their side. It doesn't help that he has to drop his sickles to actually push. Argh. Stupid crazy alien girl!]

Okay, look, I have no fucking clue who you are, besides a deranged alien ribbon fetishist--and I don't actually want to know. Just get your grubby claws off me before I tear out your blood gusher and shove it down your protein chute.

[Hello Kodachi, you have a madly flailing angry adolescent troll boy in your arms.]

[cherrybombpie]

[She idly listened to all of his blustering and his raging tirade. Kodachi knew that Karkat had to talk or else he'd explode. The key was just to let him get it out.]

[When he fell silent, she raised a finger to his lips.]

Shhh. Only hugs now. ♥

[Kodachi smiled up at him, slate eyes twinkling. Never mind that he looked like a bristling cat ready to claw her face off at any moment. Also, she hadn't let go - Kodachi had a surprisingly strong grip. It probably came with madness.]

I think perhaps that you have forgotten who I am, or you are another Mr. Karkat who has yet to meet me. Ah, what a pity - all those nights spent together in the bath house, those cold drinks beneath a hot sun in the colorful marketplace . . . No matter! We can make new memories! ♥

[She pulled away to dip into a formal Japanese bow.]

I am Kodachi, the Black Rose. Ohohohoho~! ♥

[xanthous]

You can't make them change their mind, you know.

[Ehehehehehe. Poor baby troll. You'll learn, eventually.]

[sleeplessinalternia]

I can sure as fuck try.

[He is definitely giving you the side lookstub, adult troll who creepily resembles Sollux.]

[xanthous]

Try to sway the person who's in control of your fate?

[He even lisps like Sollux, but his mun doesn't want to type it out right now. Let's just use our imaginaaaaations.]

When you've been around as long as I have, you'll know better.

[sleeplessinalternia]

[Yeah, like that doesn't make it creepier.]

Yeah, and how many sweeps has your geriatric ass been around?

[xanthous]

Approximately forever.

[Ehehehehehehehe.]

But as someone being controlled by mun, about a year. Which is half a sweep or something like that.

[sleeplessinalternia]

Yeah, no, you're a yellowblood. You guys don't make it past fifty. That's a long fucking time, but it's hardly forever.

[antedupmyheart]

Time is always the question, in matters like these.

[sleeplessinalternia]

Is cryptic beastshit also included in this? Because you're sure making it sound that way, nookstain.

[antedupmyheart]

What else would muns communicate in?

[sleeplessinalternia]

I only wish mine were cryptic.

[antedupmyheart]

Are you certain? It's not a thing that's easy to bear, when they are.

[sleeplessinalternia]

If it's anything like dealing with your beastshit... [Karkat snorts.]

[thebestoffense]

I don't think I can help much but I can confirm that it sucks a lot. Also dying hurts and there are weird aliens all over the place?