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Oh, this place is perfect! So much anger here. So much hatred and resenment towards the mundanes. And best of all, so much DESPAIR! Heh hah hah hah. This world is filled to the brim with Bad Energy. Oh yes Master Pierrot, You're resurrection will only be a matter of time.

Foolish Pretty Cure, you thought you destroyed the Bad End Kingdom? As long as there are places like this, we'll never disappear. Come, dearest Mun who's heart is already filled with our darkness. Let's give everyone's stories a BAD END! Especially for all the Magical Girls here... Their worlds shall be destroyed and all their hopes and dreams, all their love and friendship will crushed utterly! The ultimate tale of suffering and woe with the absolute soul-crushing Worst Ending is about to be told! Yes! Wonderful!

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[ Well, aren't you a cheery one. Congratulations, your little speech even made Joe's smile falter. ]

Even places such as this have their good sides. I doubt the Precures will hand it over to you so easily.

Oh, but I'm counting on it. What fun is there in destroying the world, if it's champions put up no resistance? It's not enough to merely destroy the world for my Master and me, every last chance of happiness, hope, and goodness must grinded into dust first! Everyone shall fall into the greatest despair as they watch their legendary heroes fail!

Is that so?

[ What a pitiful perspective, truly. ]

People might be capable of more faith than you hold them capable of.

Faith?! What is that really? You can't see it. You can't hold it. It can be broken so easily and so often even by the ones you love and admired! There no use thinking about it because it doesn't really exist and it never did!

That's right. You can't see it.

[ And here's a smile again. This is why you'll trip over invisible webs again and again, Joe thinks. ]

So what you're saying is that my world being destroyed, and everything I've been through since then, is your fault.

Maaayyyyybbbbbeeee. And just what are you going to do about it?

That's an excellent question. I suppose I'll answer it with another. Just how well do you know your franchise's history?

Why does it matter? You're just an inferior version of my precious Cure Beauty...

...your "precious" Cure Beauty.

She who I love to stalk and make absolutely miserable out of all the Precure!

I suppose that explains all the doujins.

... all right, who let the crazies out of their cages this time...?

[ Do you realize how cliched your entire speech is, Joker. ]

You're the second person I've encountered that's been raving about despair... should really stop stealing other people's lines already.

[He's a magical girl villain. They thrive off such cliches.]

Why don't we have a talk about you're failures as a Hero of Justice, Mr. Lowell? I'll have you despairing by the time it's over...

... hero of justice?

[ ...

Really?

Really?

He's a vigilante, excuse you. Have the flattest stare ever, Joker... ]

You're letting you're dear deceased captain down with you're actions, you know...

[ ... okay, WOW, that was a low blow, Joker. Not that Yuri shows it in his expression.

... actually, does he even show anything when in the midst of a villain? Mun can't tell sometimes...

Whatever the case, he doesn't really do much in reacting other than just shrug. Yeah, he already had an idea that Niren would lineface at him for everything, anyway... ]

What can I say? I've already disappointed him more than one even then; what's another to add to the pile, huh?

Well how about this then? For all you're talk of wanting to help the common people of you're world, you're actions are really that of a common criminal selfishly pursuing his goals, just like the nobility of the Empire you so despise. Deep down, You know this to be true.

... you're just speaking of things I already know.

[ A casual shrug goes here as he laughs at Joker. ]

Yeah, I'm selfish. I already know that I've stained my hands with the blood of those who I'm going to end up as. And I've already come to terms with that fact.

But hey, someone's got to do it. Because unlike the little girls you fight, I don't have any qualms about killing people if I have to.

... which reminds me, how'd that go? Having your ass kicked by a bunch of little girls? I gotta say, that's pretty embarrassing.

Wouldn't the ultimate bad ending mean everyone gets a bad end, including you?

But I want to be destroyed along with everything else. For me, The Bad End is the only true happy one.

... You're like me, aren't you?

Oh, you must that Dark King fellow, I've heard about or was it Dune? You've come back from the darkness to get your revenge on the Pretty Cure as well, am I right? So why not join forces with Master Pierrot and me and destroy the world together...

Edited 2013-04-18 01:33 (UTC)

... Noise.

My name is Noise.

What an unfortunate name. No wonder you'd what to destroy everything...

Hmph.

If you're going to liken this farce to a story, you should at least try to get the characters right.

Sorry about that, one can't keep track of all the other forces of darkness out there when one is busy spreading despair across the faerie realms. You lead Dark Fall right?

I don't lead anything. I ordered around a bunch of fools, but we weren't quite an organization.

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