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Don't get me wrong. I'm glad that I'm getting the chance to proverbially stretch my legs.

[ He smiles, wry at the corners. ]

I'm, ah, not sure this is what you want to be doing with your time, is all.

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Actually this is exactly what they want to do with their time.

Most of them are quite sure of it.

Maybe I should replace 'want' with 'should', then.

Should is a better word. There are a lot of things this self-titled muns should be spending their time on.

But they always come to this. It's like a drug.

[ He grimaces. ]

I feel like I'm encouraging bad behavior.

[Yes. Peter feels and knows your pain.]

Encouraging and promoting it. Don't feel bad though you're not the only one. It's this huge cycle. [That he doesn't want to go into.]

If it's worth anything they like to do this. Picking one of us up, putting us into games and toying with our lives.

I guess the brightside here [ Not that Bruce has ever been a big proponet for bright sides. ] is that I don't think things are going to be permanent enough that I'll get sent anywhere.

And hopefully they're smart enough to avoid the toying.

Oh there will be some toying. Most of the time you will not agree with it but they go along with it anyways.

Sometimes, if you're lucky, you get a good one who doesn't do horrible things to you.

If that's the definition of good, I think I'm out of my depth.

It could be a lot worse. Believe me.

Coming from you, a statement like that has some weight to it. Not that I'm sure it's comforting.

You could stand to stretch your legs, that's all. Proverbially. Literally, maybe.

Have you been exercising? I tried "hot yoga" recently, seems like your kind of thing. Incense, sitting weird, mantras in dead languages, sweating a lot, et cetera.

[ You don't know what kind of man you are until you've tried crow pose. ]

I'm only surprised you did that voluntarily.

[ one that falls flat on his face, lbr. ]

I had time and the "hot" was very misleading.

[ mildly, ]

You should come by sometime. I left your room alone. Pinky promise.

Promises don't make me more inclined to believe you, you know.

[ Though that reply isn't a yes or a no, either. ]

C'mon, Oprah. There is absolutely no way saving third world countries or pondering the terrifying reality of being written by a teenage-to-twenty-something year old girl (boy?) is more fun than me.

I'm— not sure if I can take your word on that, either, considering yours [ He points upwards. Man behind the curtain, or whatever. ] likes to pin erotica and werewolves together.

[ -- well. fair enough.

mildly, ]

Everyone goes through phases.

It's not a phase if it's a lifestyle.

[ Note the total absence of all things judgy. Just, you know. Facts. ]

I'd bring up your gal's spy angst issues, but werewolf erotica is decidedly worse.

Touché.

[ Idly: ]

I suppose we should be thankful for the absence of werewolf spy-erotica.

[ a slightly pained look, ]

Don't give them ideas.

[ A shrug. ]

It's open-source creativity. I can't complain, but I'll happily hide at yours if the offer's still there.

[ a very subtle, pleased smile, ]

Sure.

Just don't. Knock me out. And when I wake up I have to relive that movie with Mike Tyson and the tiger.

[ #no homo ]

[ that smile widens, ]

I'd say I promise, but I've already been told how much weight my promises have.

[ then, mildly, ]

Tyson's not so bad, anyway.

[ #a lil homo ]

I like having all my teeth, [ Bruce points out.

#who are we kidding it's all pretty homo ]

It's interesting you cast yourself as that guy.

I hope that means you can carry a tune.

[ obvs that means he's the handsome one. thor is alan. let no one deny this. ]

I'll remind you again that I'm not going to the Pink Cadillac to go kareoke with you.

[ Nobody believes that the Pink Cadillac is just a bar. ]

[ Though he shouldn't push--he knows what sort of beast lies beneath... but, he would not be Loki without much of a remark. ]

I would think you of all people would enjoy a bit of extra room.

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