dear_mun | Welp, mun's been watching cartoons. Canon is ChalkZone.

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Welp, mun's been watching cartoons. Canon is ChalkZone.

[Hello dear_mun, today you're being assaulted by a rather riled-up... animate chalk drawing. Yup.]

Whoa whoa whoa, hey hey HEY! Hey lady! Yeah, you! What's the big idea!? You can't just kidnap a guy in the middle of his latest housewarmin' party! Rudy hadn't even shown up yet!

Now don't get me wrong, I get what you see in me, what with me bein' Rudy's greatest creation n' all. [Yes, there is some posing going on as he says this.] But that ain't license to drag me outta Chalk Zone and into... whatever this place is!

C'mon, you gotta let me go! There's presents with my name on 'em back there!

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blast from the past.

I dunno about the "past" bit, but I'm always a blast! Snap, at your service!

you look like

doodles.

Hey, watch it, buckette! I'm way more'n just a doodle; I'm a genuine Tabootie original - and don't you forget it! Rudy's the best chalk artist there is!

[Of course, he might be a little biased.]

good for you.

Actually, it is! I'm a big name around Chalk Zone, y'know.

[ hmm. she should add a chalk zone at some point. ]

what's that?

The world of chalk, of course! It's where all chalk drawings go when they're erased!

Normally I'm not supposed to tell humans about it, but ah... this's some kinda alternate dimension, it's probably fine. You'd have to have some magic chalk to get there anyway, and only Rudy has that!

so it's like a dream world.

Uh, nope, pretty sure it's actually real.

no one can go there except one person.

Nah, ANYONE can go there with the chalk, but that ain't a thing we're gonna let happen. Trust me, some people out there are real wackos - this one guy wants to turn the whole thing into a theme park, can you believe it? Us zoners would never be free again!

Oh my, the resemblance is uncanny...

[don't mind this little old lady talking to herself. Or do. Either way.]

Huh? Resemblance to who?

[C'mon, with a comment like that, he HAS to ask!]

To Bloo!

Never heard of 'im!

So uh, how is he like me, exactly?

Wellll that's because even at first glance, I can tell you are -

[egotistical, self centered, whiny...

Foster beams.]

- A true friend!

[AND YET, AN EARNEST DELIVERY.]

[Obnoxious, impulsive, trouble-prone...

Snap beams right back!]

Darn right I am! Rudy couldn't have drawn better!

...But that's another reason why I've gotta get back! Oy coloy, what's he gonna do without me?

Oh, who knows, prob'ly grow up or somethin'.

Anyway! Let's see, if you really want to go back, you could always try to convince your mun why they couldn't ever play you. Unlike you and me, I hear muns have easy-to-crush self esteem. Like a teacup in a bullpen, the poor dearies! Ohoho.

You say somethin'?

Huh, y'don't say? All right, let's give it a shot!

[He takes a deep breath in preparation to yell to his mun again...

...Hey, Snap.]

Eh? What?

[You know if Rudy were here he'd tell you that attacking someone's self-esteem is really mean and underhanded, right?

Also the mun is totally raising an eyebrow at you, Foster you crafty old bat.]

Aw man, she's right! I can't do that! Well, maybe I can convince her not to play me some other way. Hmmm...

Oh, whoopsie!

[Foster blinks twice with a clueless expression. Crafty? She's totally innocent!

... No she isn't. But can you really be surprised, this mun wonders. She did create Mr. Herriman.]

... Aha! You could ask everyone else not to talk to you! Hard to RP when there's no one to RP with. It'd be a war of attrition, but she'd eventually have to let you go...

.... If you could handle the loneliness and the boredom I mean.

[She knows full well he can't though. Also she's not leaving cause he's fun. >:)]

Loneliness and boredom?

Ha! Those are my middle names!

[No, Snap, no they're not. But you're going to ignore me and try it anyway, aren't you.]

That's it then! From now on, I ain't talkin' to anybody! Chalk Zone, here I come!

[And he's gonna cross his arms and stand there looking smug, set to completely ignore everything around him.

The mun starts her stopwatch.]

Good luck, dearie!!

[Foster watches him stand there for a while... then gets bored really fast and whips out some cookies to munch on.]

[La de da not talking to anyone nope no way no siree just gonna sit here all nice and quiet...]

[Wait.

...are those cookies.]

[Oh man oh man oh man oh man SHE HAS COOKIES.

Cookies.

Snap's always wondered what non-chalk cookies taste like...]

[NO!! He musn't!! Then his mun will NEVER send him back to Rudy and Chalk Zone!

He valiantly ~~rolls a 20 on his will save~~ resists the cookies! And their... delicious aroma... NO!!

They'd probably give him nightmares anyway and once was enough thank you.

...cookies...

Well maybe she'll eat them quickly and not like, savor them slowly and temptingly or anything like that.]

Well well, if it isn't the little blue PEST!

[SO HERE'S A BIG GROUCHY SOMEONE YOU MIGHT KNOW, SNAP.]

See, mun? Now HERE'S someone who DESERVES to be kidnapped!

So Skrawly, how's it goin' out here without any Chalk Zone to conquer? Enjoyin' the vacation?

[Yes, he is snickering and taunting you, Skrawl.]

[Uh, Snap? Maaaybe it's not the best idea to taunt a big monster who's more than twice your size, because Skrawl's just gonna pick you up by your little blue scarf there.]

Oh, so Chalk Boy's annoying shrill-voiced sidekick thinks he's clever, does he?

I'll have you know that after years of being at odds with her, my Mundane and I have come to on an agreement. Since she can't ever seem to get RID OF ME, she gives me whatever I want and leaves me alone... while I don't DESTROY HER!

[Skrawlie's been in Mun's brain one way or another since she was about Rudy's age, even if he hasn't been doing much as of late. He's probably not ever going to be able to completely leave. You learn to live with it.]

Sidekick!?

[Yep, he's being held in the air by an evil monster and the name-calling is all he cares about.]

Who're you callin' a sidekick? Why I oughta... [Cue utterly useless flailing! When that doesn't work he starts trying to pry his scarf from Skrawl's grip.]

Yeah well, good! Rudy'll have a heck of an easier time without YOU around, that's for sure!

[Don't choke yourself there, Snap. Keeping a tight hold on that scarf, Skrawl laughs his deep villainous laugh, both amused by the smaller drawing's pathetic flailing and just to mock him.]

"Without me"? Why, I'm afraid there is no "without me"!

[He isn't! Barely. This is uncomfortable and your grip is like iron, Skrawl. :T But he's not giving up! Snap manages to brace his feet against Skrawl's claws as he tries to yank his poor scarf free. Unfortunately, that makes things slightly more chokey.]

Whaddaya - gnf - mean? If you're here, then you're - urk - sure not in Chalk Zone!

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Welp, mun's been watching cartoons. Canon is ChalkZone.

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omg a Mado hi 8D <3

<3

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also sorry I am like the slowest tagger ever when I'm still shaky on a voice

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I see what you did there :3c

:D (also I hope you don't mind weird icons... her paid expired and now she mostly has ANGER FACES)

Ahaha, I don't mind! You always seem to get the most awkward icons when that happens.

Yep, we've all been there.

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this thread I can't stop giggling XD 1/2

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It's even funnier when you consider they have the same voice actor...

Oh man I know. X3 1/idek

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4/OKAY DONE I THINK

I imported this account JUST FOR THIS <3 ILU

HOLY CRAP ILU BACK <3 pardon any still-shaky suck ok

dude your Snap is FABULOUS. I'm probably rusty with Skrawl ahsjdlfkl

akdfgjhkjadk omg thank youuuuu but no you're perfect too ._.

;u; weeehhhh no, thank YOU<3

◕ ◡ ◕ <3 I should hit up some memes next... if I can find any G-rated ones. >_>;