maybe exitvoid ?

[gorillawarfare]

Okay, look. You know there's like. Literally fifty or more games out there that don't revolve around my abject misery, right? Why does it always have to be the secluded murderpaloozas? How about you level with me and just once I get to go do the whole...fairy tale candy mountain adventure thing or whatever. Or better yet, how about you get around to finally making that Baywatch game? Or maybe I just chill here and work on some memoirs or something? That Gorilla Speaks book isn't going to write itself. Unless I have ghost writers. Which I guess I'm familiar enough with by now.

 And no, I'm not singing the boat song with T-Pain. I'm from the 90s, remember? Back when respected artists like the Spice Girls actually sang.

Don't give me that look. You know. The one that makes me feel like I'm shaking a walker and telling you to get off my lawn.

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[whatsupcroc]

Oh, yes! Go fight the giant albatross, Marco!

[halfspooky]

Man, this is lame. My mun's throwing me out here to enable you, but our game isn't anything like what your mun seems to be into.

In lieu of that, I would totally throw myself headfirst into that Baywatch game.