(no subject)

[youlearntobelost]

Typist,

You are aware that this is a poor choice, correct?

Not that you are doing anything with me at the moment but still. You've yet to finish reading what you have of y life and, even if you do, you'll only be tempted to apply me somewhere, something you don't need to be doing.

...I'm talking to a wall, you aren't going to listen to me.

Fine, I'm not going to even bother wasting more of my time.

On working on her WW app (Friendship is Witchcraft canon)

[gypsy_portals]

Relax, munnie! You know that no matter where I go, my parents are going to be there and I'll still treat them well. I'm actually glad I get to go somewhere now! The others are great and all, but maybe this way I'll meet some friends who DON'T threaten to call the Magic Police on me!

It's kind of sad that I can't play in that neat game of yours, but, well. Not dying is pretty important too, you know!

You know you can't rush a good quiche, or else it turns into a flat wad of yick!

[Pinkie, your application is not a quiche.]

Voicetest, extremely nervous, Canon is Brave Police

[kungfugeek]

 Hey, mun! You're finally letting me out of your head, yeah?

It's so boring in there. It's about time I went outside!

[I haven't even finished watching the show yet, you dumb.]

Details, Details.

...Hey, since I'm here...


 

A little shout out to the kids at Nanamagari Elementary School! How are you guys doing?

[I highly doubt they can see you, Power Joe.]

So... much... to do...

[spadeking]

I... Yes, we know you've been through a lot this past month. You still have a lot on your mind and no one blames you for a day or two spent too distracted to get anything done, so you should stop beating yourself up over that. Everyone has told you that they don't mind waiting, so listen to them. Just because some people haven't been so patient in the past doesn't mean everyone is like them. Some people actually do mean what they say, of course. And you have done a pretty good job at getting back on track, even after all this— probably a better one than most in your situation would have been able to.

That's why I'm very grateful you've been allowing me more time and attention lately. Thank you for that. I'm sure the queen is also very glad too. From both of us: thank you. I know you'll get to starting that post eventually, so don't let it add to your stress right now. I'm liking the spontaneous moments with Arthur and the others that we have, and we have so much to plan for now that we've decided on the family matter! That'll keep us all plenty busy while you take a little more time to get your head screwed back on straight! (And, obviously, I'd appreciate any spare moments you can spend on listening to me tell you more about the kingdom, in case you were wondering about that. Seriously, who wouldn't?)

Oh, and, uh, lastly, we're all proud of you for dealing with that too; it had its moments, but running yourself ragged over something like that was not worth it. It's about time you accepted it. One day at a time with the more important and serious things now, right? Right!

his codename is allison

[butihaveto]

I'm not going to run away to some mutant island and leave everybody to fend for themselves. Can't I join the X-Men or something? Then Professor X could just give me a codename and I wouldn't have to think of one.

A Purposeless Woman Addresses Her Mun

[fratersacrificium]

...You say you have a purpose for me, yet you took no action in 'bringing me out' until now.

Why, then? [Because you need to search for that purpose.]

...I have none left, sans what was cast upon me. My only duty cannot go unattended.

There is no meaning to my life... No 'searching' can change that.

[...It's easier to find than you think.]

Voice Test, canon is Atomic Robo

[somanycrystals]

Gather your attention to me, non-reptilian mammals! The ultimate time-traveling genius has arrived! I have brutally tortured one of your mammal people until he allowed me to enter this internet space so I may further my plans.

However, before I can begin, I'll need to interrogate everyone here. With my superior reptilian interrogation skills! In order to be certain of this place, I need to know what location I'm at. Or should be at.

What is this. Forever homeless and pending...

[eyebrowedtamer]

... stupid. You are an idiot, mun, you know that?

 

What happened to finishing your review? Do you really think you can just go right ahead and start playing me without knowing everything?

 

And what's with the username?! Is this really the sum of me in a nutshell you want to present to these people?

 

... tch. At least finish up what you need to do first before you start playing me. How can you even handle me if you're not even sure that you can fulfill what I require of you...?

Regarding game's opening events.

[universebeware]

No.

No one is going to ride in me, I don't care how much time it would save. It's not my fault that the organics don't have faster altmodes. Or, well. ANY altmodes. I am not playing taxi, and that's FINAL.

(no subject)

[consultsdetective]

Oh, well, if you don't know what to do with me, I can see how sitting around doing nothing with me must be helping you get that sorted out.

I suppose you just stop typing when you've spelled something wrong, too? [ RUDE. ]

Look, all I'm saying is there are things I could be occupying myself with, and you've got me completely out of it all instead. Bit in the opposite direction of what you wanted me doing, yeah?

So put me in for a mission. Let me help out a few New Feathers. Get me asking about switching from vigilantes to a proper police force while the place has a bit of downtime. I know how to function on my own, for god's sake. May as well go ahead and let me get started on it.

Voice Testing, possibly headed to The Wake, canon is Dust: An Elysian Tail

[notapet]

Are you serious??

You have so many other things you should be doing. And I have a sword to protect. The last thing either of us need is you sending me to some weird city. I've heard stories. And gotta be honest with you, your reputation with the other people in your so-called headspace? Not exactly the best. So maybe I just won't cooperate.

Also? You could have done MUCH better with the user name. It's preeeeetty obvious I'm not a pet. Y'know, with the talking and all?

Voicetesting! Canon is Jurassic Park III

[stealinureggs]

Wwwwoooooooow. That's really all I have to say.

Okay, not exactly.

You know this is a really bad idea, right? I mean, not that you aren't already full of crappy ideas, but this is one of those really extraordinarily bad ideas. The kind you have at three in the morning and will probably forget about by the time you wake up again. Not that I don't appreciate the spunk, but c'mon.

I mean... anything beats getting pecked half to death by Pteranodons, believe me. But...

Yeah, just post this and forget about it, okay?

Some would-be-kings just have no appreciation for Swinburne's poetry.

[slaegr]

I would find grievous ways to have thee slain,
Intense device, and superflux of pain;
Vex thee with amorous agonies, and shake
Life at thy lips, and leave it there to ache.

[ A cool pause follows, just sharp enough to cause the receiver a twinge of discomfort. Ouch. ]

Hardly appropriate for the purpose you would assign it. To seduce this insipid realm to its knees is, after all, quite the opposite of what I intend to do — or does your mind lie fallow and forgetful behind these scores of gilded filth?

[ He lifts an eyebrow, unsurprised. ]

I thought as much.

why am I awake

[uninvincible]

Look, sugartits, it's three in the morning. It's time to take that predominately sedentary butt of yours and go to bed, and maybe--you know, stress about your app in the morning. Later in the morning. Not--you know, now.

And maybe, just maybe, you'll actually write the damn thing tomorrow. I believe in miracles sometimes, when--they're substantiated by reasonable evidence, mostly...practical... Am I making sense here? Is this computing?

The Helmsman / The Ψiioniic [new muse, apping to Lost Realm]

[biiowiired]

Helmsman System cannot leave the Battleship Condescension. System apologizes for any inconvenience.
Any attempt to separate the Helmsman System from Her Imperious Condescension is futile.
( Cliick here for gliitche2 )

In regards to her first post in Route

[otherisbetter]

You know, dear, it's not very nice to make me look so awful in front of my husband. I don't think you'd quite understand how important it is for a wife to look her best.

Just fix it up and everything will be just fine, darling.

Most likely headed to soul_campaign

[pridefulness]

The other people around here are weird. Who wouldn't want to go to one of these games? Even if it's a really creepy one, you just have to beat up the bad guys, right? Sounds like a piece of cake.

I'm almost disappointed--Couldn't you pick somewhere more difficult? I mean, this Death City place won't even be a challenge. Not with my dad there. Those Kishin egg-things won't stand a chance!

Spoilers for the newest Linkara episode.

[themagicgun]

( Yes this may be a weekly thing until the plot ends. I have no clue )

A certain vid

[fedelta]

Mundane-san?

Please stop watching that video. Mukuro-sama doesn't seem too pleased with your exaggerated laughter and the constant mention of "Hyukuro" in-between your giggling fit.

... though I have to admit that I'm happy to see my younger self dancing with Mukuro-sama and the others. And you're right about Fran-kun and Genkishi-san having a sexy ass.

Thinking some deep thoughts.

[barelythere]

. . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . .

[Kageno, we've been through this. The mun can't decode straight up ellipses.]

jesus christ what am i doing; canon is dexter

[bloodplay]

All that stuff about this not being your pattern--it's just you, you know, doing what you do again. You're making excuses for yourself. You're asking yourself "him?" when you know the real question is where. And what's the point? All that tension's probably no picnic for you either, but it's a real pain in the ass for me. So let go. Push the button. Let me stretch my legs. It'll be easier than you ever thought, and then... well, you already know how much fun we're going to have once you cut the shit and stop sabotaging yourself.

So, more importantly: where to? Space, superheroes, other S words--no reference intended--it's a change of pace to say the least. But I adjust, and you will too. After all, those are some detailed plans for someone you're just taking out for a spin.

I think I'll fit in just fine.

heading to institute

[twinhooks]

This is going to be fun.

(no subject)

[consider8]

I am NOT supposed to 8e Wikipedia!!!!!!!! >::::(

(no subject)

[ace_of_knaves]

Can't say I'm happy to see you're thinking about sending me back to that dismal burg! Whaddaya think I'm gonna do there!?

I mean, sure, sure, I'll cause a ruckus but will it be funny? It'd better be funny.

Speaking of funny, toots, I sure hope you'll toss your poor, humble jester a bone back at the ole home front. Daddy's getting tired of moping around. Let's find the joke again, mmmkay?

On developments at one game and reserving her at another

[inafadingcrown]

Another game, child? You know well I do not take kindly to those who would rule over me. Yet you seek to do so, not once, but twice. And still you profess your love for me. One begins to question your judgement. ["Begins." As if she hasn't been side-eyeing the mun from the very start.]

I have my duties. You would do well to leave me to them.



As for matters in the castle- [She softens a little, despite herself, and the faintest hint of a smile dances about her lips.] - you have my thanks for that, I suppose.

Going to route_29; voice testing

[obfuscate]

Hey! Hey! It's been a long time, hasn't it?! What's shakin', player? Doing anything new? Learning new stuff at your new school? Have a new favorite color? New flavor of coffee? New favorite color of your favorite coffee?!

What's that? I'm going to an RPG where I can use monsters to battle other monsters? Sounds pretty familiar... but a lot of fun too! It's not like I've got anything better to do, anyway~

And Ryoji-kun's there too? That's great! I guess that means I'll be having a lively time ther---

.... Huh? He doesn't remember me? Oh... [She seems dejected at first, but quickly returns to a smile.] That's too bad... but that's okay. I'll be okay, like I always am!

What are you waiting for? Don't mind little ol' me and finish that app! Go go go!

Mun's Thoughts

[everwaggingshift]

Why is it that whenever you watch anything for Pandora Hearts, you immediately end up thinking of me?

Contracts with those Chain-creatures are completely different from what I do...or won't do anyway. Almost the exact opposite even, and I can't say I feel sorry for those humans who agree to those contracts either honestly, since I don't at all. Willingly damning yourself that way is incredibly stupid.


By the way, your brain is broadcasting loudly that you finally want to find me a home, and one where I can keep my powers. I'm all for that, really, but it would be a good start if you...I dunno, actually write out my background. Then you should start looking afterward.

I know a lot of games are stricter on original muses like me. That's why I say get your stuff in order before actively looking.

(no subject)

[nice_hat]

...Yes, human food is vastly different from what I'm used to.

That being said, anyone over the age of three knows that peanut butter or other, similar things stick to your mouth, even Picori. Nice try. Maybe next time you'll amuse yourself by imagining me stuck in the jar itself? Or maybe you should just drop the subject of my eating habits entirely and save yourself the trouble.

*someone has no sense of humor...*

re: scoring the lowest empathy score mun's ever seen

[darkstars]

I don't really see why you're so surprised, Mundane-san!

I've never been a big fan of people, after all.
This really shouldn't be anything new to you! [★]

On getting app'd to Paradisa...

[elfling_prince]

I don't want to go.

What reason have you to send me there but to meet with Lady Galadriel and Lord Celeborn? Not a single one, I've seen the thoughts you have regarding this. You only wish to get me into trouble and go on from there! And Lord Elrond will be joining those there as well! And all know me as a grown elf beyond a thousand years of age.

I'd much prefer to remain in Mirkwood with ada. Although I know you won't honor my request.

voicetesting /o\

[lookattheworld]

Honestly dear, if the sight of apples is really making you want to cry, there's only one solution:

Stop eating apples.

on memes

[le_baron_pontmercy]

Mlle. Mundane,

You ought not to put me in so many of these...ah...'meems', as you call them. And I know I have very little in the way of what you call canonmates, but perhaps you could let me interact with someone besides Eponine? I do enjoy her company, but I feel as though I spend all of my time with her.

[...]

But, what is an 'oh tee pee'? How can we both be part of one if we do not know what it is?

On an integral flaw of this relationship.

[liberatrix]

( Have we passed the spoiler time threshold yet? No? )

On the mun's... less than pleased reaction to AA5 scans

[wright_idea]

Why gee, yes, it is nice to be back. I am so glad you are so appreciative of my return. This is CLEARLY a logical reaction considering your strange refusal to acknowledge my brief career slump. Thanks for showing your love.

...okay, I get it, it sucks for Apollo, and I feel bad the kid isn't seen at all in the scans, but you could be a LITTLE happier I got my badge back.

canon is a glorified car commercial (no, really: The Route V50)

[dontturnback]

Not knowing how to get there-- I can understand that. But shouldn't you at least have a destination in mind?

You know I don't mind not knowing where to look. Just tell me what it is you're looking for.

Just messing around. Canon is Dust: An Elysian Tail

[arrah]

While I do not fall under the category of "appable", as you put it, I appreciate the interest. It is how it should be, however, for Dust is currently defenseless without me. While I am confident that Fidget can defend herself, I will not hide my worry that both of them are in danger while I am here. If possible, I must return to them. You of all people understand the urgency of the matter.

Accepted at wonderfulworlds!

[tamedhollow]

Why is it that whenever I'm talking to you here, it's to complain? Last time it was because you wanted to turn me into some kind of weird shark monster, and now I have to play some "Game" where people fight to get their lives back?

You do realize how stupid that sounds, right? How the hell do you bring a person back to life without anyone noticing? What about their parents? Their friends? How the hell do you explain that to them! "Oh, by the way, I'm back from the dead, sorry about that!"

The dead are dead. They need to move on to the next plane. You know as well as I do that spirits lingering around the world of the living is a bad idea. But this whole "Erasure" thing? What does that even mean? Because if it means destroying the soul completely, I'm not drinking that Kool-aid. Cool wings or not.

When I signed up for this Reaper gig, I thought it was because I was going to help souls to the other side. Not... blow them up, or whatever.

Geez.

Pre-canon Sherlock. Considering Things.

[itsnotatrick]

Decide on a time frame. Be specific.

Or, better yet, stop wasting my time and go back to playing with my 'more well-adjusted' self.

homeless.

[longhours]

This is ridiculous, I don't need to be bothered right now. You have enough of me already, just let me get back to work. I have a lot of paperwork to go through... If you're pestering me, I probably won't be able to go home tonight.



Not that I expected any different anyway. Just don't make a lot of noise and I'll call you up when I'm finished.

(no subject)

[thenonviolentmedic]

Oh dear, it's not anything against you miss but it is a bit odd. I mean we do appreciate the break and that you are allowing us time to pick up the pieces and tend to those that need tending. However, Red Alert has the right idea of it in regards to you being so nice and cheerful right now and calling it a plot.

Not that you can't be nice to us or anything, it's just you usually don't act well this nice to us unless you're apologizing for something you've already done or are about to do something that is going to likely break our resolve and spirits in horrible ways. I would like if you were giving up such acts, but you do seem to find a great deal of amusement in such plots that I would be better off asking for peace between us and the Decepticons.

Just, could you perhaps not go to overboard this time? We're all still mourning those who have fallen from the last plot you and your fellow players had just finished.

Homeless forever; Canon: Dinosaurs

[notyourfriend]

Heh, never thought I'd see the day one of those cavemen woulda stopped to play me out. Kinda funny now that I think about it. I'd be flattered, 'cept for the fact that you wouldn't throw me anywhere. There ain't no Pangea nowhere and you'd think I'd willingly give up being a dinosaur to become one of you monkeys.

Impressive, but a stupid idea.

about AA5 scans

[mayatama]

Hey, mun!

You're hyperventilating! You're not going to die on me just because of those pictures of Nick you just saw, are you?

Though, I do wonder who that new assistant of Nick's is...

//Mun in search for game... too slow for the muse

[blond_smartass]

How long do you plan to be idle with me?

[...]

Yes, I know it is, but STILL! Look around until they return your laptop.

[...]

No, I don't want that. I think I still can't bleach out memories from last time when you wanted to ... party with Kaiba. Besides, I thought you are mad.

[.................]

NO. HELL NO. One Kaiba is enough and I think I already told you that. Why are we talking about him anyway!? I thought we were discussing where you're gonna send me.

[...Stop being smartass.]

.........

Ha-ha. Funny. See me laughing.

[Bad pun is bad pun]

(no subject)

[pterosaur]

So are you actually going to try something with me, or is this just another 'oh, I wish I could take Janine somewhere' thing? I seem to remember you getting tired of how I can't use most human things. We're just not to scale.

And taking me from after I'm human again would just be boring.

It's another I-wish, huh.

Onward to destinystrings

[odiousking]

It's just too predictable that you would try to send a demon to a world with demons. As always, you have no interest in improving the worlds you come across. Instead, you send beings like myself there in the hopes of persisting conflict. Naturally, that may be exactly what you'll get.

I only hope that your twisted sense of taste is satisfied with the inevitable spectacle. Either way, though, it's a terrible waste.

canon is The Producers

[not_alvin]

You're proposing a partnership, huh? Bialystock and Mun -- well, it does have a nice ring to it, but there's more to being a producer than being a puppetmaster! Really, talk about getting in too deep. I think you're the definition.

Anyway, I can't turn my back on Bloom. It'd break his little heart, and a man that unstable should never have the keys to my office.

A conversation, sure, since you're such a big fan. I might even sign something if it doesn't look too legal. Sometimes I surprise myself with my generosity.

So he may be getting a canon update...

[hello_doctor]

I couldn't care less about your fun. I want out of this dreadful skin job already.

And don't you dare bring me back damaged!

Pidgeon-holed?

[ohspooks]

You really dug yourself a hole, huh? And your idea juice is totally empty, we need to gas that up?
But how do we even fix that?

I up for some new adventures and stuff, I don't know what's holding you back. It used to be that I could never get a break. Now I feel myself gaining some pounds.

Shit, dude. Get it together. We need ideas before we go fucking crazy.

- A

canon is drive angry; hell's accountant

[accountedfor]

Are you really doing this? Do you honestly think I'll let you "play" with me? I'm not your puppet on a string. You can't command me, or own me, or....

No. No, no. This isn't a discussion. So you can go on with your little amusements and your excitement to be "around here" again, and leave me out of it. Get your kicks somewhere else, Daddy isn't playing that tune.

Am I really the only pne you could think of to express your...what should be embarrassing joy?

You need to get out more.

(no subject)

[julian_bashir]

This place is a lot more horrible than you originally led me to believe, mun. At least the nature of it, the people are quite fascinating.

I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am that Jadzia is with me, though. As pleasant as all of these strangers are, there is something so nice about having a piece of home to talk to. So, thank you for small favors even if I suspect you had little to do with it.

But please, stop teasing me for missing my lunches with Mr. Garak. I honestly miss everything about Deep Space Nine, not just him.

(no subject)

[exsecratum]

Now, now, there's no need to get all in a huff about this. It's all just a bit of fun, right? Take a minute to calm down and relax.

Better, right? I thought as much.

I love my son no matter what. You know it, I know it. He knows it, even if he pretends otherwise sometimes. It's all just a part of his charm ~♥ I think all that energy is much better spent on other matters, don't you?

All better now? Good. If you don't mind, I have a date to get back to~

Super tentative, etc. :|

[awayfromdread]

It isn't going to work out, so I fail to see why you're still considering it. As Hal Jordan would say I am not a "people person." If interacting with others is the point of this little excursion, it is wasted on me.

As for Aya, she can look after herself perfectly fine. Besides, I will lose my powers upon joining. I would be less than useless to her.

Re: Tides of War

[swiftdawn]

Are you shitting me, he does what—

[Sigh.]

...well, I suppose this means it's time to update my resumé.  How do you suppose the job market is in Theramore these days?