his codename is allison

[butihaveto]

I'm not going to run away to some mutant island and leave everybody to fend for themselves. Can't I join the X-Men or something? Then Professor X could just give me a codename and I wouldn't have to think of one.

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[frickinawesome]

Wolverine.

Just, you know. Putting it out there. Unless he's already there, in which case, autographs dude.

[butihaveto]

He's there. Not there, there, but, you know. Around. Fighting lumberjacks and stuff. Plus, I'm not a were-wolverine.

[frickinawesome]

No, but it's close enough. And wolferine just sounds dumb. Lacrosse-r? Cross-man? Um. Toothy McCall.

...Wait. Lumberjacks?

[butihaveto]

Yeah, evil lumberjacks. Man, I thought you'd be better at this.

[frickinawesome]

Uh, why? What in my life has prepared me for evil lumberjacks? Do we know any lumberjacks? Of the evil or non-evil variety?

[butihaveto]

The codename, not the lumberjacks! Forget the lumberjacks. Cross-man, seriously?

[frickinawesome]

Forget the lumberjacks? How can I forget them now? I'm going to have nightmares.

Okay smartass, what are your ideas?

[butihaveto]

i don't know, something with wolves!

[frickinawesome]

Duh.

Okay, all right. How about Wolfman? Wolf... wolf... Loup Garou. That's, is that taken? Loup... Loup... Loup da Loop?

[butihaveto]

[not going to dignify that last one with a response.]

I don't know, that sounds kind of fancy, like some immortal wolf guy that hangs out with Dr. Strange.

[frickinawesome]

... Is that a good thing?