Voice Testing, possibly headed to The Wake, canon is Dust: An Elysian Tail

[notapet]

Are you serious??

You have so many other things you should be doing. And I have a sword to protect. The last thing either of us need is you sending me to some weird city. I've heard stories. And gotta be honest with you, your reputation with the other people in your so-called headspace? Not exactly the best. So maybe I just won't cooperate.

Also? You could have done MUCH better with the user name. It's preeeeetty obvious I'm not a pet. Y'know, with the talking and all?

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[arah_guardian]

Well. This is awkward...

[notapet]

AAAAAH!!!! E-evil clone! I knew there'd be evil clones. There always are!

[arah_guardian]

I'M NOT THE EVIL CLONE! YOU'RE THE EVIL CLONE! I'M THE ORIGINAL!

[arrah]

It appears you have made an unlikely alliance once again, Fidget.

[notapet]

But this one doesn't even have you, or any sword for that matter. So I shouldn't have to follow him, should I?

...this is the part where you tell me I missed something else when I skimmed the ancient texts, isn't it?

[arrah]

Even the ancient texts do not explain the workings of this universe. For as long as your mundane holds control over you, you are forced to unconditionally follow their whims. It is unfortunate, but unpreventable.