Regarding game's opening events.

[universebeware]

No.

No one is going to ride in me, I don't care how much time it would save. It's not my fault that the organics don't have faster altmodes. Or, well. ANY altmodes. I am not playing taxi, and that's FINAL.

Comments

[putonagoodshow]

I mean this in a way to promote your personal space, but I do agree that utilizing you as an...actual vehicle would not only be somewhat demeaning, but also a waste. We didn't put so much effort in to transportation technology for nothing, in my opinion.

[but you're still a jerk, is the undercurrent comment he's not saying]

[universebeware]

Yes, well, sticking all these newcomers in vehicles they're not used to is just asking for an even bigger disaster.

[Cue a shrug.] Can't be helped, though.

[He is indeed a jerk, and he doesn't care.]

[zero_to_herooo]

We can RIDE in you?!

[Getting that Tako can look]

[universebeware]

It is a thing that could physically happen, given my vehicle mode.

However, it will NOT happen.

[star_student]

You're not much of a people person are you?

[universebeware]

I am not, no.

Especially not with swarms of foolish people involved.

My aplologies in advance. Misfire is kinda a jerk. Peppy and cheerful, but still a bit of a jerk.

[wiredfriendlyfire]

What's the matter, loser? Is your alt-mode so hideous that you have to hide it out of shame or something? That's the real reason why you don't want to chauffeur a bunch of pet organics around, isn't it? Their tiny, squishy brains wouldn't be able to handle the sight of it, and their eyes would collapse in on themselves.

[Quite the imagination on this one]

Is okay, for Brainstorm is also a jerk.

[universebeware]

...what.

[Have the most incredulous stare, Misfire.]

No. Nothing's wrong with my alt-mode. I just have no inclinations to ferry around organics.

They'll get along just fine then. Or not. maybe. We'll see.

[wiredfriendlyfire]

Really now. [He doesn't sound convinced]

So it's the organics who are hideously unsightly then? I wouldn't doubt it. I mean, I've seen my fair share of disgusting species before, but it's always the squishy ones that make a mech want to toss his cubes. Not me personally of course. I've got a pretty high tolerance for things that offend pretty much all the senses.

[Which goes without saying, since he drains and drinks the life-blood from corpses for a living.]

What do you even change into anyway? Your alt's not a leg or something is it? Because that would just be sad. Hilarious, but sad.

Probably not since he's already reminded of Swerve.

[universebeware]

It's not that they're unsightly or disgusting. I simply have better things to be doing than to go out of my way to help them out simply because I can move faster than them.

[One must have a high tolerance, given that Misfire's putting up with himself...]

An aerial vehicle. My mun seems insistent on referring to it as a 'space jet'.

Oh god. They must never meet. They'd talk themselves to death

[wiredfriendlyfire]

An aerial vehicle? [look what you did, Brainstorm. You went and got the bot with a hyperactivity disorder excited.]

What a coincidence! We're both flyers. We should celebrate this crazy random happenstance by having a race.

[Yes. He is completely serious. See that look of child-like glee on his face? That's partially because he's high on circuit-speeders, but mostly because he's now really excited about the idea that popped into his head just seconds ago.]