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[nice_hat]

...Yes, human food is vastly different from what I'm used to.

That being said, anyone over the age of three knows that peanut butter or other, similar things stick to your mouth, even Picori. Nice try. Maybe next time you'll amuse yourself by imagining me stuck in the jar itself? Or maybe you should just drop the subject of my eating habits entirely and save yourself the trouble.

*someone has no sense of humor...*

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[sage_of_spirit]

Feisty today, aren't we? Aren't you just the cutest!

[She can't help reaching down and tweaking both of his cheeks, with a patronizing smirk on her face.]

[nice_hat]

*What.

What.

He slaps her hands away from his face.*

I-I am not "cute"! I am Vaati, the most powerful sorcerer among the demons!

(I need more icons for her, like last month, I just realized =/ )

[sage_of_spirit]

[At his defiant response, she stifles a giggle as she makes a display of rubbing one of her hands where he'd slapped her.]

Hey! Careful now! I'm ticklish!

[She stands up to her full height, appraising him and his statement.]

I'm sure you are powerful! I mean, hey! After all, the Hylian kid in green was as gutsy as you, and, well, he did overthrow those two witches. Goes to show that anything's possible!

[The look of amusement has yet to leave her face.]

I have some...

[nice_hat]

*Hey. Now that's just not fair. It's not his fault that even in this new body he's...smaller than he should be. He's fifteen in human terms that's all that counts!*

...Kid in green? That little...what's he still doing around?!

(If you have them readily available, I'll gladly take 'em <3 )

[sage_of_spirit]

[At his statement, Nabooru's expression changes to one of brief surprise.]

You know of him, too? ...My, but he sure gets around! What'd he do to you? Make fun of your cap?

[The last sentence is said under her breath, punctuated by yet another suppressed chuckle.]

[nice_hat]

No, he only ruined everything I worked so hard to obtain!

[sage_of_spirit]

Oh? Do tell, little hot shot! I do love a good story!

[She smirks, still not really taking this cocky little guy seriously.]

[nice_hat]

*Hey, Nabooru. Remember when those two witches were working some nasty magic, how the air decided to go cold and clammy and rotten?

That feeling is coming from the "little hot shot".*

Stop making fun of me.

[sage_of_spirit]

[All of a sudden, a draft starts pervading the area, like a cloudless evening in the Desert Colossus. Nabooru instinctively folds her arms to huddle warmth to her insufficiently clothed torso. Surely, Vaati couldn't have been responsible for this... although his defiant glare certainly isn't helping her chilled feeling.]

I'm not making fun of you! I'm honestly curious how that kid "ruined everything" for you!

[nice_hat]

Then don't call me a "hot shot". I had the power of a god within my grasp and he ripped it away from me!

Yes, she's totally asking for it X3

[sage_of_spirit]

Huh. Sounds just like what he did to Ganondorf.

I'm sorry kid, but you didn't really stand a chance against him. If Link can take down the biggest jackass in Hyrule with a hundred times more power than his pea-sized brain could grasp, you're lucky to still be standing here chatting with me without all of that godly power.

...Hot shot.

[nice_hat]

...I'll show you a "hot shot".

*hopefully Nabooru's role as a sage will prevent her from being turned into stone. But if it even works on Zelda...*

[magichatmakemegrow]

I see I'm not the only one stuck with an idiot with a warped sense of humor.

[Call me what you like, I'm still taller than you, kid.]

Oh, shut up.

[nice_hat]

*......another...him.

This is an illusion, right. A joke? Guess whose mun hasn't explained these things happen yet

Sup, other self. He's poking your shoulder to make sure you're real.*

[magichatmakemegrow]

[He's quite solid, and definitely not an illusion. And he's sweatdropping a bit at you, other him.]

...Your mun didn't explain that this sort of thing is a fairly normal occurrence around here, did they?

[nice_hat]

...No she didn't.

Still... The idea of there being more than one...

[magichatmakemegrow]

A bit strange to be sure, but it is a little less concerning than sharing the mun's headspace with two gods - one of which there are two version of - an assassin, a number of thieves, a time traveler, a number of others, and... this guy...

[nice_hat]

*.....of course, that last guy just makes him laugh.*

How ridiculous. At least this woman has people who are useful.

[magichatmakemegrow]

You wouldn't be laughing if you had to remain anywhere near these clowns for any more than a few minutes. As much as I hate to admit it, even a powerful demon such as ourselves - [Boy, phasing sure sounds strange when you're talking to yourself in this way.] - is horribly outclassed by an irritatingly high number of them. Even the ridiculous King I showed you apparently destroyed all of the stars in his world in a drunken stupor.

[nice_hat]

*sorry he was listening to next to none of that. He's too busy staring at his double.*

....Are you...shorter than me?

[magichatmakemegrow]

Maybe. What of it?

[Yes, this Vaati is sensitive about his height too. It's not his fault he's short for his age!]

[nice_hat]

Hehehe...only that it's nice to be taller for a change.