Homeless forever; Canon: Dinosaurs

[notyourfriend]

Heh, never thought I'd see the day one of those cavemen woulda stopped to play me out. Kinda funny now that I think about it. I'd be flattered, 'cept for the fact that you wouldn't throw me anywhere. There ain't no Pangea nowhere and you'd think I'd willingly give up being a dinosaur to become one of you monkeys.

Impressive, but a stupid idea.

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[somanycrystals]

Not to worry, non-mammalian reptid! As a genius, I'm in the midst of my plans to wipe out the degenerate half-ape empire!

[notyourfriend]

Whoa, whoa... who said anything about wiping 'em out?

[somanycrystals]

I did. As those mammals used their mammal energies to wipe us out, I shall use my superior reptilian genius to wipe them out!

[notyourfriend]

They wipe us out?

Y'know we're bigger, nastier, and more able to eat them in one gulp right?

[somanycrystals]

I'm well aware of our superiority, but they are the ones ungraceful enough to use trickery! To send their energies back in time! Their time will come when they are naught prey and vermin!

[notyourfriend]

Trickery? I think we're as wily as they come. Cavemen can't hold a candle to us.

...You lost me on the time spiel.

[somanycrystals]

Believe me, I've combated a mammal-robot numerous times. They've attempted trickery at the tip of one of their mammal hats.

I'm a genius, and as a genius, I can travel through time and relative dimensions in space!

1/2

[notyourfriend]

....

2/2

[notyourfriend]

Oh, I get it. You're a nutcase.

[somanycrystals]

A nutcase with genius!

[notyourfriend]

If by genius you mean full of crap.

[somanycrystals]

I do not ingest excrement on Tuesdays!

[notyourfriend]

Every other day though...?

[somanycrystals]

I don't do it on any day.

[notyourfriend]

If you say so. If I were you I'd tone it down on the crazy if you want anyone to take ya seriously.