dear_mun | Jun. 5th, 2012

Jun. 5th, 2012

No, stop! Stop writing that app right now! I'd rather deal with the afterlife and Yurippe's abuse than have to go to some creepy place with monsters roaming around.

abandonedlegacy

I hope you have a lot of cash, lady, because I don't do jobs for free. Remember: payments up front and don't go trying to stiff me.

ineuphony

What are you going on about? I don't have a Papa, remember? You must be confusing me with someone else who has a father.

onehelluvashot

How could it end like this? Good men break, shelter’s goes up in smoke and there’s no safe place anywhere. Nothing but you and three miles hungry of walkers stretching out in every direction. I thought I was dead, but Michonne saved me, gave me shelter, taught me what I needed to know to survive.

I figure your Admiral did that too. Gave you all a second chance. Real question is can you live to reach it?

Current Location: ota

cantcurecunts

( Potential spoilers for Game of Thrones in the Comments )

country_matters

For pity's sake, you mewling child. If you fear me so, then leave me be. Entertain yourself with my dear brother, as you've been so fond of the last few months. Oh, forcing him from my side is no longer amusing to you? What a shame.

Think long and hard before you consider sending me anywhere, girl. You would be a fool to treat carelessly with me.

ex_mindreading942

youre not ready to play me.

you have no ideas. just a list of traits. public forums arent the best for a list of traits.

i think you should probably wait.

i can talk to people better then. id really like to if no ones going to be here.

sans_eyepatch

I'm bored, mundane!

Do something about it! It's your responsibility to keep me entertained, after all.

iron_infidel

Dear Mundane it has some to my attention, that you wish to ask of my services.
Do explain that?
What exactly do you mean by 'a game.'
Is it some sort of test or trail that I will be asked to endure.
I'll have you know I was not fortunate, or unfortunate depending on your views, to partake in the trials that was meant for our youth.
I will be sure to handle the task that has been presented to me and treat those I come across in my path with respect. the same way I treat all my Followers and Trolls alike.
Do not fear Mundane, for fear is only ignorance and thus an absence of knowledge.
I grant you my blessing in your search of a home for myself.
Thank you for your efforts.

tectonic

Miss Mun,

Honestly. Sometimes even I feel ashamed to be in your head space even after all this time. Why keep latching onto your puny pride? Really, if you want to go back to this role-playing business, why don't you?

...Ugh, I can't believe I'm saying all this. I'm going to become a famous wizard and get on the wizard magazine, not an adviser.

traitorly

My, my, Mun-chan - it's been a long time, hasn't it? And oh, what's this? You seem to have developed the strangest urge to have me join a game? How interesting. Let's see how that will go.

thethingsidoforlove

If you're going to go begging, why not search for someone that likes me? It may surprise you to know that they do exist.

Your fascination with the little wolf king aside, I see not why you would hope to draw any kind of Stark to Baedal. No one has ever lifted a glass to their conversational talents, their fine company. Why Robb in particular? Spirited wolf he may be, but he's still a Stark, and we didn't part on the best of terms.

And as for Brienne of Tarth, her reputation only precedes her; I've not laid eyes on that before. More's the pity, I'm sure.

[ ... ]

You keep saying 'canon update', but I have no idea what it means. I hope it's a threat.

warchangedme

Dear mun,

Why do you let me say stupid things?

WHY?!

I keep saying I'm gonna be nice, I'm gonna be the bigger man, and when the words are in my head, they don't make me angry.

WHY DO YOU LET ME SAY IT?!

Not happy with you.

Love,

America

flaerd

Mun,
My dear mun.

I believe I am rubbing off on you, as they say.

This is a good thing, embrace it.

Ever yours,
Loki.

wai_hollow_thar

....I wanna play too! How come my Other gets Game but I don't? That's not fair, I want one! I'm bored and I'll keep buggin' ya until ya find me somethin' to do!

zessica

If you ever try to canon update me, I'll make sure you're as unhappy as I am.

curtained

It's more than I expected, but less than I hoped.

▞Cortana▞

drunk_an_dangerous

Oi, mun! Ye an' ah are gonna 'ave a little discussion right 'ere, right now. Ye 'ear me? Guid, cuz' ah'm only saying this once. Now...ah know yer wantin' tae send me tae a game, an' frankly? Ah'm all for it. An' wit the kinda game it is, even more-so. Mum's always goin' on about me needin' another job, three clearly ain't enough for 'er. Can't really blame 'er, wit mah father working over 20 of em' at a time. BUT! It'll be a cold day in the devil's boilin' hot Hell before ye take away me alcohol. Ah don care who the hell runs the joint or what the damn rules are.

They touch me scrumpy, ah'm breakin' their 'and. S' all ah gotta say on that topic. [buuurrrpppp]

Ah, 'cuse me thar.

hero_of_bunnies

Thank you for letting me watch the horses, Mun!

Happy Diamond Day, England.

supernovate

So, you're really thinking about doing this?

This is really happening?

rewritereality

This again? I'm really not sure how much difference you think it's going to make. I don't think we've ever come across Dotachin or Yumacchi, and I know you wouldn't keep me from them if you had found them. So I'm really not sure why we're doing this.

...What do you mean, I need someone to keep an eye on me? I'm doing just fine by myself. Just because I want them there doesn't mean I need them there.

No, not even after this last post. I can take care of myself, you know. I mean sure, I won't say no if they do show up and you know I won't. But I really think you're worrying over nothing. What's the worst that can happen, hmm?

[Because angering Izaya is SUCH a good idea]

nogirlsallowed

Uhn~❤ Well, isn't this naughty? Keeping me all locked away in this tight little head of yours~❤ How am I meant to entertain myself, mundane? All I can really do here is squirm and wait for a Prince to come and rescue me ❤ Uhn~ Maybe a demon Prince will come and take me away, instead. I wouldn't mind playing a bit rough❤

embersandashes

You might be excited that people from this new "canon" are becoming "appable", but either through ignorance or selfishness, you aren't thinking about how I could be affected. I don't need reminders of what became of my country after I left. I'm well aware of the damage Fire Lord Zuko must have done.

If you don't want me to go back and fix things, stop thinking things that could be construed as trying to guilt me into it. This will be your only warning.

loveisabattlefield

Well...yes, it must be a difficult decision for you. They both certainly have their benefits, but I don't think it's something you have to beat yourself up about, mundane. I'm sorry it can only be one option or the other, but life is filled with difficult decisions. Maybe I can help you decide who to send?

(...)

Okay then! First is aunt Celestia. I'm sure everypony will be glad to see her there, especially aunt Luna...mentor-types? Well, I don't know if the castle needs anypony like that, but she would definitely be a great choice!

The other...oh, me? Well, I would love to see everpony again, especially Twilight and Shining. I don't know if I have as much to offer as aunt Celestia, though...

...why does it have an entry fee if you can't go willingly? Well if must be done, then cutie marks aren't too terrible of a loss...take my what?! No, you can't do that! Please don't do that! It defeats the purpose of sending me there! Besides, that's...that's too cruel for me to endure!

constanthavoc

... Damn, I thought you'd forgotten all about me.

Why don't we just pretend this never happened and I can go back to not doing any work, yeah? I know what you're thinking of doing with me and it doesn't sound fun.

onceavessel

Where-- Where am I? Where's my Mom?

I just...

I want to go home. Please.

lucyheartfilia

Mun? Why am I here?

I'm pretty sure I was trying to get back to Fiore? Damn someone must of told me the wrong way!

mymothersshadow

Oh, wipe that surprised look off your face right now. I think we both had a good idea of what was gonna be happening here.

Look, we have more important things to be worrying about anyway. You see that symbol? Do you recognize it? That's the symbol for we're all about to get screwed if we don't get our butts in gear. So what're you gonna do about it?

...right. Still a few months left, isn't there? Well you could at least get those books and brush up on the subject matter a bit, you know. Come on. You've got five months to get caught up. Chop chop!

1mistress_nomaster

What else can I say?

[pleased smirk is pleased.]

Long Live the Queen.

dragonrises

Ah. Yes, it's a pleasure to meet you, and I'm sure we'll get along well. But I'm a little concerned about this place you want to send me. At least my lord is there, so I will still be able to fulfill my duty. And...yes, well, I am quite pleased that I would get to see Lord Yukimura again. As I recall it's been some time, as we were each busy in service to our lords in the last sequence of battles.

I'm just a little uncertain about the location, that is all. And I can hardly believe my lord is already having to deal with it. Although...his wife is there, so that cannot be a bad thing. [ahem]

It will be a nice respite from fighting demon forces all the time. If you insist, I will go, and I will endure. I have not let the wars of the Three Kingdoms nor the oppression of Orochi destroy me, I will certainly not be defeated by a little collar.

I hope.

meatballhead

Alright! This is gonna be fun! But, ehh, mun, can we please do this later? I mean, gee, am I ever pooped, I should really stop studying so hard.

crimean

You're hesitating.

With everything else that you do, you charge head on with unshakable confidence. I like that about you. I don't understand how this is any different.

Pick a place and we'll go. Don't be afraid of new places or people; you'll never get to experience things if you are.

hideouslynew

You're trying this again? Don't you ever learn to give up? It isn't as if you've ever been able to actually make me do anything before!

Besides, I won't stand for it! I'm not about to be turned into a human for your pathetic amusement! I might not be an Invader, but I still have my pride!

slotsmaster

I realize that you have been hesitant to let me out of your headspace since I'm not like the usual muses you have... but I'm at least grateful you're letting me out now. Thank you very much for that.

I think a canon review is in order, or at least continuing from where you left off and actually catching up with my arc. Expanding your knowledge is always a good thing, wouldn't you agree?

yaknog

What's a fourth wall event, why don't people have to be Harry Potter AUs to come, and why should I care about any of it?

I have exams to get ready for. I'm not going to become a great auror by doing things that sure sound like nonsense.

ex_grimreaper786

No, I'm not rightly aware of why you decided to make me an account 'fore even the second chapter of my series came out. Nor who John Marston or Josey Wales are, and why you seem keen on comparin' them t'me.

dances_with_beans

Mun...you know how dangerous for me it is out there, even for beans it's dangerous, and there really isn't much I can do.

So why consider me? I've seen what else is in your head, many of them would fare better than I. It's not that I don't want to see what else is in the world, but I know my limits too.

lovecups

Someone as insignificant as you dares to play me? We'll just see about that.

spellsbackwards

Why do I suddenly get dragged out every time you go on an urban fantasy kick? Maybe you should branch out a little, play one of the characters from the novels.

Although yes, I admit, it is nice that I don't quite fit the mold of Urban Fantasy Heroine quite so much. I don't own nearly enough pairs of leather pants for that. Even with my "new 52" wardrobe taken in to account.

wwii

Just pick a year. You don't need two of me in your head -- I don't need two of me in my head. You think if you stick a label on a bunch of little pictures, suddenly it's easy to tell one from the other? It's not that simple.

Pick a year.

immortal_phoenix

I won't ask again.

Where is Diaochan!?

strayer

So much for being forgotten.

aceshigh

...This is such a bad idea. Aeron's not going to like this.

deathtoscarletrose

You're doing it again~ Being a waste of my time, tut, tut.

You're a worthless girl aren't you? Of course you are~ Now go on and find me someone fun to play with. I wouldn't even mind if I break them too quickly, anything is better than getting stuck watching your movies.... As much as I love watching people cry like a child who lost their precious toy. It's not as satisfying when I didn't cause it.

[ hur-hurtful ;w; ]

dr4gontatt00

No. The answer is no.

I do not appreciate the canon point you are considering, and I don't care if you believe I belong there. I chose to be this way. I have done nothing that wasn't explicitly deserved.

Don't bring trust into this. You know exactly why I don't trust you.

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Seeking: Information on The Barge.

soundofwings

What can I say? We're both professionals in a rather specialized field, of course we know each other.

And really, it's just one small favour, he would have done the same if I was the one with a relocation issue, even if it ends up as a few suggestions.

It's not really that bad of a partnership, and Dream's keeping an eye on things.

charge_sword

What's the point of this? I don't 'play.' What games can you play in a world of nothing but grey? Yesterday I killed. Today I'm here. Perhaps I'll kill now. Tomorrow I'll be off somewhere else, and I'll probably kill again. Unless I die.

There's nothing of value to be found within me, but it's your choice. I'll do whatever you say. It doesn't matter where the orders come from. They're all the same thing in the end. Just point me to what needs doing, and I'll do it.

...And I hardly think getting myself a 'nice robot girlfriend' will do me any good. No one desires a weapon, even if they are an object as well. Now...Your orders?

firey_senshi

Mun, why do you insist that I get down and do my school work instead of saving the world from the likes of Queen Beryl and her goons? Sailor Moon needs my help more than anything. She can't well do it on her own. [sigh] Homework can wait. I'm perfecting my latest fire attack. Watch out Shintennou, I'll be ready for you.

Current Mood: bored

injureaheart

Your indecision is intolerable. As well as...irritating.

If I am indeed driven to pursue this, it shall be worthy of my time and attention. You are well aware of my requirements. Do not fail; that would be most...unfortunate.

papadojima

You're taking me where? A horror game?

And you're giving me WHAT for the trip???

Current Mood: aggravated

heartbender

Hey, Mun? Can I ask a really important question?

Why do you want to take me away from Pabu?! He's all alone in jail with Mako and Asami! Does the jail even have fire ferret cells? What if they put him in a cell with carnivores?!

[Only Bolin]

And sending me someplace with other cute animals won't work. They're not Pabu.

notsolittlenow

You are a vile woman for deciding to send me there.

Do not expect me to 'behave myself'.

lastmanstanding

...I really thought we were over this. [He has on a face akin to a tired parent]

Do I have to tell you that I'm okay with this plan again? If your friend comes through with an inmate I can go home. Or move on. Or something. And if I go home, Allison...well. You said that we could at least try and work things out. I think there are worse people to emulate then Kay. I've been a whiny wreck for way too long. I owe it to him, to Brachi...to a lot of people.

It's really funny, kid. How I've made my peace with this and you haven't. Sarah...will always have a place [grimace] but she's not here and honestly I deserve...someone who at least will be willing to accept that I've changed without thinking of the mistakes that I made.

It happens, it happens. It doesn't...it doesn't and that's...well. Allison will be back home and even if I don't have her you're bound and determined to make Hayley a reality. I think that it's..pretty odd but I dunno. You're the writer.

Just-Stop getting so melodramatic about it okay? You undermine everything I'm trying to do by being like that.

-Hoffman.

aranya

She's just a friend.

My best friend. Keep your mushy stuff to yourself.

Dammit, mun.

ofafeather

Saying I have "a few loose wires" in my brain isn't going to make me like you. Actually, it's probably going to do the opposite.

Just keep that in mind.

outforheroblood

Being a little premature, don't you think? Just look at all those empty slots.

But I forget my manners. I'm honored! Such ravishing beauty... So fitting for someone of my station to have official portraits rendered in lovely detail!

And you already have a place in mind! Aren't you the best little writer. Just don't forget the artist part. The idea of being so well-regarded is making giggle in anticipation!

Just don't dawdle too long.

I'm not exactly...patient.

bubbleteaqueen

Miss Mun? I'm super happy that you've finally let me out of that dusty head of yours, but are you sure you should be doing this sort of thing right now? Looking for a game can wait until after you finished your homework. And please don't starve yourself because you're too lazy to leave your room. At least eat the cup noodles you left on the counter...

Ayaah, I really hope you know what you're doing. I'm starting to get worried already...

theinfamous1412

This isn't even a little bit funny.

waiting_for_the_worms

Looks like you're sending me to that place after all. If this is pity, or something like giving me a second chance, I don't need it. All I want is to finish what I set out to do.

...What? Sakura's already there? She's all right?

Still... I don't know if I deserve to see her again, after the things I've done. Maybe I really have changed. Become a monster like old man Zouken. I can't even remember what it was like anymore, before all of this.

arach_nerd

((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ9AKdfvMwg))

Okay, you're right. That IS a pretty awesome song.

chicksdigscars

It was a hard choice huh? Well, let's just say I'm flattered by your decision.

Let's also hope you can keep up like the Commander could. Keep your head on straight and I'm sure we'll get along just fine. No worries.

jarv_intelligent_system

Mundane, was it?

Right. Charming, I'm sure. [no, he really doesn't mean it.]

But, to the point. I really don't see how you expect to "play" an IS. Don't your "Characters" normally have a body?

It's something to think about, I beleive.

Best of luck,
J.A.R.V.I.S.

soulinherfists

I am not turnin' into a curmudgeon!

I've been on exactly one away mission that didn't end with a weird danger outta nowhere or the people who called for help luring us into some kind of trap. ONE.

If I wasn't suspicious of a planet with randomly-generating rocks and a vague as hell mission outline by now, there'd be something wrong with my brain. Like I'm going to trust some weirdo alien "tapestry" to have my best interests in mind!

firesnaps

You don't try to look for me, you don't write and now two months later I'm expected to roll over for your every demand?

I don't think so.

I'm not the kind of girl you leave high and dry, mun. Don't tell me your mother never taught you the dangers of playing with fire? I'll make you wish you had the opportunity to scratch your way back inside of her dried up womb.

expeditious

I see you finally created an account me for after all this time. Guess little ol' me running around in your headspace was giving you a headache, huh? Sorry, but I don't like being ignored. I'm too good looking to be ignored. [A grin.]

So what are you going to do with me now? I have no problem letting you have your way with me as long as we do something fun.
...

What? Don't give me that look. You know I can't help myself. Really...I can't.

copy_pasta

Mundane,

Hey there. Gotta say I'm really glad you decided to give me a chance. I know you're nervous about the whole thing, fitting in, and I know for a fact that that irritable User isn't helping, but I think you'll be just-

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

-fine. Sorry about that. It just kind of happens. What did I even say?

Never mind, not important. Anyway, you're going to be just fine. I believe in you, for what it's worth! You can-

1/4 cup chopped onion

-do it!

arrowed

There's enough of me running around already.

Just give a guy a break, will ya?

I think we have issues.

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