new muse testing! and on possibly sending him to R29

[heartbender]

Hey, Mun? Can I ask a really important question?

Why do you want to take me away from Pabu?! He's all alone in jail with Mako and Asami! Does the jail even have fire ferret cells? What if they put him in a cell with carnivores?!

[Only Bolin]

And sending me someplace with other cute animals won't work. They're not Pabu.

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[chittybang]

Hey, Pabu's going to be okay with us. Besides, your mun might place you somewhere, but you'll still be with Pabu in reality!

[ Does that even make any sense? Sorry, Bolin, she isn't as good as Mako at comforting you. :( ]

[heartbender]

But if she takes me someplace, that's reality! Pabu will be all alone!

[chittybang]

... But the show itself must go on! You'll still have each other, really, just not while you're in this game. Who knows, maybe you'll actually end up liking the other cute animals.

[heartbender]

But they're not Pabu! And...and you guys aren't there either!

[chittybang]

I'm sure once other muns see you there, they'll want to bring in muses from our cast, too.

[heartbender]

She says that Korra's already there, and Master Katara before she was Master Katara. And I don't know about you, but that right there sounds a little on the 'freaky' side.

[myownisland]

In your situation, that kind of attachment can only be a hindrance.

[heartbender]

[OFFENDED]

Pabu is not a hindrance!

[myownisland]

[GET OVER IT OR]

I see. Then you might want to escape while you still have time.

[heartbender]

I've tried! I can't find the door in this place!

[myownisland]

My mundane informs me that you're an Earthbender. Make one.

[heartbender]

I can't Bonebend. [A pause] Is there such a thing as Bonebending? Do you think the Avatar could do it?

[smackdownsoup]

In my experience, they generally don't feed pets to large animals in jail.

oh my god ilu

[heartbender]

Have you been in jail a lot, Mr. Announcer Voice?

<3!!! thanksss (also your bolin is adorable)

[smackdownsoup]

[HE HAS A NAME. COME ON.]

No, but I used to be a reporter. I've had visit felons enough that I'm familiar with the current Republic City jail! Besides, I only got arrested twice, and those were both misunderstandings.

dfkjghdkj thaaaaaanks

[heartbender]

So what do they do to innocent, adorable, awesome fire ferrets?

i am excite for the vortex of cute already ensuing

[smackdownsoup]

They keep them in the animals compound for a few days, and then it depends.

[....m-maybe he shouldn't talk about what often happens to the unclaimed trained animals of criminals in front of this kid.]

If you can tell me where you are, I can pick him up and take care of him until you're out of jail. I haven't found another job yet [s-sob] and I think I can handle caring for a fire ferret.

/flails

[heartbender]

My hero!

[Here, Shiro, have a hug]

We're in jail, I don't know where my mun wants to send me just yet, and his name is Pabu.

[challinging]

Any small animals would be impounded and given appropriate accommodations.

...I assume is still the case, at least.

[heartbender]

And...if it's...not?

[challinging]

Then Tarrlok's gotten his fingers in further than I thought.

But animal control is far enough down the list of things to meddle with I'm quite sure he hasn't.

[heartbender]

I don't know, he apparently kidnapped Korra...

[challinging]

Korra is the Avatar. Your little pet is not.

[Sorry Bolin, that's how it be.]

Perhaps if that polar-bear-dog of hers had been captured as well...

[heartbender]

He'd be crazy...crazier if he went after Naga.

[stillshinigami]

Aren't ferrets carnivores too?