I don't even

[sans_eyepatch]

I'm bored, mundane!

Do something about it! It's your responsibility to keep me entertained, after all.

Comments

[renegadephilosophy]

Pain is the apotheosis to grief and no one enjoys grief except for the suicidal.

[sans_eyepatch]

But I'm neither grieving nor in pain. Have anything actually useful to say?

[renegadephilosophy]

Don't delude yourself into locking up your emotions. That only leads to more pain. You won't ever be able to live your life[life life life] if you continue to ignore your most of inner callings.

[sans_eyepatch]

...Who the heck do you think you are, anyway?

[renegadephilosophy]

I am the savior of saviors, wandering everywhere and guiding everyone to their eternal enlightenment. Suicidals like you are most assuredly need of my help.

[sans_eyepatch]

I'm not suicidal, and you are delusional. Go away.

[rocket_james]

I know how it feels to be bored.

[sans_eyepatch]

Commiseration's not going to fix that, you know, but if it'll make you feel better...

[rocket_james]

It's not about making me feel better. What about you?

[sans_eyepatch]

Well, I'm certainly not any less bored.

[rocket_james]

Ever thought about stealing for a hobby?

[sans_eyepatch]

...What.

[James, what are you implying?]

[rocket_james]

There is an organisation which steals rare Pokemon for profit. They make huge piles of cash from it. [When they actually catch one...grr.] Would you be interested?

[sans_eyepatch]

What? No! What even gave you the idea that I would?! I'm going to surpass the champion, not fall in with a bunch of petty thieves! What is wrong with you?!

[Oh, the irony.]

[rocket_james]

[Petty thives? How dare he!]

Never mind. I must be speaking to the wrong kind of person. Forgive me. Surpass the champion, you say? How will you do that?

[sans_eyepatch]

Duh, I'll train Deino and the others until I'm strong enough to defeat him. It's not that difficult a concept to grasp.

...Unless you're an idiot, of course.

[rocket_james]

I am not an idiot. [He frowned.] Deino, hm? I have a Yamask which I quite useful.

[champ_cynthia]

Well then if your bored, why don’t you get a hobby?

[sans_eyepatch]

It's not my fault my mun is boring. Tell her to get a hobby!

[dreamofdays]

[...wat.]

Y'know, I'm not so sure muns are responsible for keeping us entertained.

[sans_eyepatch]

Of course they are. If I'm going to be forced to... work for her, she's gotta put out, too!

[Ghetsis, that just sounds wrong.]

[dreamofdays]

[Even as a kid, you're creepy, Ghetsis.]

You could have phrased that differently, y'know. why not play with your Pokemon? You are a trainer, right?

[sans_eyepatch]

[The implications of what he said went sailing way over his head, though.]

Bah, I need a break from training. ['Playing' is not the same as 'training,' Gaycheese.]

You! Girl! Amuse me!

[dreamofdays]

[Wait, what? Flora looks confused.]

Hey, hey! I'm no babysitter, y'know? I'm not here to amuse you! Go play Tag with your Pokemon or something.

[snowcloak]

Boo!

[Whoa where did that Glaceon come from?!]

[sans_eyepatch]

Guh!

...Oh. What do you want?

[snowcloak]

[It turned out he came from above, or specifically an overhead branch. The more you know!]

Are we entertained yet?

[He just loved open-ended requests like that.]

[sans_eyepatch]

No. [Le pout.]

[snowcloak]

...did you bring a deck of cards?

[sans_eyepatch]

Why would I carry around something like that? Besides, you don't even have thumbs.