Canon is Puyo puyo, mun is wondering what to do

[tectonic]

Miss Mun,

Honestly. Sometimes even I feel ashamed to be in your head space even after all this time. Why keep latching onto your puny pride? Really, if you want to go back to this role-playing business, why don't you?

...Ugh, I can't believe I'm saying all this. I'm going to become a famous wizard and get on the wizard magazine, not an adviser.

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[squeak_squeaker]

Woah. You're tiny! [Kronk had never seen anyone that small before. He also wished he had a hat just like that.]

[tectonic]

[No you're not getting this hat, nor his favorite book.]

Of course I would be tiny compared to you, you Giant!! A-and I'll grow taller in a few years!

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk wouldn't know what to do with a book, though. Maybe use it to pound dough and then bake everyone some cookies?]

Don't worry, buddy. I didn't mean...uh. Bad tiny. Just small tiny. [This was some complicated stuff.]

[tectonic]

Now you're not making much sense! What's the difference between a "bad" tiny and "small" tiny?? There's nothing good being tiny!

[Sorry Kronk, Klug isn't the nicest person from where he's from.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Some little animals are tiny, like...uhh. Kitties and baby chipmunks and baby llamas and baby ocelots and everyone likes those! [It's okay, Kronk was used to Yzma being a whole lot meaner.]

Bad tiny is when you're a grown man the size of my forearm. But you're just a little kid, right? You'll get bigger! [Big smile.]

[tectonic]

Well, of course! I'm not going to stay with a girly voice for the rest of the my life! I'm sure I'll grow taller too! [Hmph hmph. But then again, he definitely won't be as tall as you, since he rarely goes outside.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Maybe you'll end up just like me! [Kronk wasn't born like this and he had a short, chubby and bucktoothed past. Puberty had been very good to Kronk!]

Only...uh. Not as tan. And with glasses. And a bowtie.

[tectonic]

Like you? [Klug gives a stare for a couple seconds.]

I'd rather not become looking similar to you.

[He doesn't want to be a macho no thanks.]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Aww, that hurt Kronk's feelings! He was sensitive on the inside.]

Oh... okay, buddy. [Wibbling ever so slightly over this.]

Whynot?

[tectonic]

I'm a wizard-in-training, not a brute. Knowledge and magic is what I need, not muscle! [Sorry, Klug has little regards of being mindful of other people's feelings... most of the time.]

...But there is someone who might.

[squeak_squeaker]

But...uhhh. But can't you have both? [Of course, Kronk couldn't even figure out Yzma's potion labels! Or that lever. Then, he blinked a few times.]

I dunno if that little girl's going to look very good with my muscles, pal.

[tectonic]

I would accept a trade off, and wizards don't need brute strength to accomplish things when they have magic!

[And then he gives a shrug.]

I don't know what goes on in Raffine's mind, really. She goes out of control when she sees muscles. I wouldn't be surprised if she wanted to make herself look macho.

[squeak_squeaker]

She kinda sounds like Yzma, though I think Yzma doesn't want muscles herself... she's kinda into being as skinny as possible! [Kronk shrugged, before smiling at him.]

Yzma's my boss and she knows magic too. Potions and stuff. And potions.

[tectonic]

[Potions and stuff, eh. He adjusts his glasses in interest.]

Your boss. Hm, I'd like to visit her place and look through any books she may have.

[Because he's always welcome for more new spells and info. What a nerd.]

[squeak_squeaker]

But Yzma's not the easiest lady to get along with and...uhh. She doesn't like kids. Any kids!

Not even the really nice ones. [Kronk was trying to spare him the horror of having to look at Yzma. Poor little guy was going to have nightmares for days!]

[tectonic]

I am not a kid! I'd like you to stop judging me by my appearance, mister! I may be short, but I'd like to think of myself more mature than the others around my age.

[Spoilers, not really.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh. [Kronk tilted his head to the side, clearly puzzled by that. Then, all the smiling.]

You're not a kid? Woah... you're really short!

[tectonic]

[sdfkljslekfj You're starting to remind him of a certain someone.]

No! I meant, I act more mature than my actual age!

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was definitely blonde on the inside!] Oh... right.

That's the opposite of me!

Wow I just realized the link is weird FFFF

[tectonic]

[He adjusts his glasses again, frustrated. It might be more difficult talking to you than to Amitie...]

...Yes, of course. You have a mind of a child in an adult's body.

In other words, you're still a kid.

I figured it out, LOL.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk shook his head a few times, before laughing.]

Kids aren't this big. I'm all man! [Just... somewhat low on braincells.]

[tectonic]

You're a giant kid then!

[Klug, your high pitch voice is showing.]

[squeak_squeaker]

At least I got a deep voice. [The deepest? Probably.]

But...uh. That's okay. We all got good things and bad things about ourselves!

[tectonic]

Well I don't care. Being a powerful warlock is all that matters to me!! See if anyone will laugh at me after I master my magic!!!

And stop talking like a classmate of mine! It's so annoying!

[squeak_squeaker]

...do you need a hug, little buddy? It seems like you're feeling a lot of anger! [Scooping him up in his big arms, smiling. Hug time!]

[tectonic]

NO, I DON'T NEED A HUG, LET ME GO!!

[Nuoooo...]

[squeak_squeaker]

But you kinda do! Just...uh. Relax and enjoy the comfy hug feelings. [Rocking him like a baby.]

[tectonic]

NO I DON'T, PUT ME DOWN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU!!

[He'll bury you in nuisance puyos if you don't.]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk put him down and flinched a bit.]

Oh... woah. You really don't like hugs!

[tectonic]

[Hugs are gross ew ew]

You DO NOT go HUGGING people without permission!! You just end up making them even more angry!

[squeak_squeaker]

[...you made this face appear.]

I'm...uh. I'm sorry! [Sniffling quietly to himself and stuff.]

[tectonic]

[Why are you sniffling, now Klug feels a little bad that he was yelling around.]

Well... if you understand, then that's good.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk's bottom lip trembled just a little, but then he smiled.] Oh yeah!

Understand what?

[tectonic]

[sdfaerlgh]

UNDERSTAND to NOT HUG PEOPLE WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!

[He throws his hands up in the air in frustration. How does his boss deal with him is what he wants to ask so bad right now.]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Yzma hit him and she... yelled. A lot.]

Uhh. I didn't ask, buddy? I thought I asked if you wanted a hug!

[tectonic]

[Good thing Klug doesn't hit people... That's what Raffine does. And her kicks hurt.]

Well you did, but you didn't wait for an answer!! You just went and picked me up like I'm a baby! And I'm not a baby!

[squeak_squeaker]

I...uhh. I think I was kinda confused because of how small you are, buddy!

We're still best friends, right? [All the dumb smiling.]

[tectonic]

Be-best friends!?

[Klug doesn't have that many friends so he's not handling this 'best friends' thing calmly]

Now why would I be someone's best friend when I barely know them!

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh...uhh. I don't have any friends yet, unless you're counting Yzma, and I thought...

But I'm not good at thinking and stuff. [Dumb blinking.]

[tectonic]

W-Well then... [He clears his voice.]

Alright then. You should feel honored that a marvelous warlock-in-training such as me is willing to be your friend.

[Klug what.]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk couldn't not smile. Was he REALLY making a friend? With his personality? Woah.]

Oh yeah, I am! I'm kinda marvelous too. [Looking like He-man was marvelous, right?]