The poor sap is going to southvale / canon: angel beats!

[forbrighterdays]

No, stop! Stop writing that app right now! I'd rather deal with the afterlife and Yurippe's abuse than have to go to some creepy place with monsters roaming around.

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[tenminutes]

Glad to know that putting up with me is a little better than monsters, Hinata.

[forbrighterdays]

Maybe I'd feel differently if you didn't kick me off the roof constantly!

[tenminutes]

I didn't kick you, you fell into my foot and then bounced off of the side of the building.

[ Denying it ever happened, yep. ]

[forbrighterdays]

I'm not that clumsy! Who would even be that clumsy anyways?!

[tenminutes]

You, apparently.

[forbrighterdays]

I just said-! Ugh, nevermind. Apparently I'm being sent to wherever you are now too.

[tenminutes]

There are only a couple of monsters there, so you're in luck! Most of them don't attack either, or if they do it's because the world's ending. But you missed that, so you're probably okay.

[forbrighterdays]

How are monsters lucky?

[tenminutes]

There aren't a ton of them and they're usually in other worlds so they can't attack you.

There's an actual talking duck, too.

[forbrighterdays]

A talking duck...?

[...]

Yurippe... you haven't been kicking yourself off any roofs have you?

[tenminutes]

No, you moron. It's Scrooge. Like the cartoon duck.

[forbrighterdays]

Scrooge is fictional, Yurippe.

[tenminutes]

Fictional worlds are just other worlds that you can talk to on the community. Most of the people I talk to on there aren't even from the same decade as we are, you know.

[forbrighterdays]

...Eh?

How is that possible?

[tenminutes]

Idiots wouldn't be able to understand how it works, don't worry about it.

[ Or anyone else, but she's not going to say that. ]

[forbrighterdays]

Nobody would be able to understand it!

[But he will.]

[tenminutes]

Anyway, that's the fun part. Then there's the part that pisses me off.

[forbrighterdays]

What part is that?

[You know besides every part.]

[tenminutes]

Viruses!

[forbrighterdays]

Viruses?

[tenminutes]

They're not normal viruses though. We can actually catch them.

[aragami]

Monsters ain't so bad. Stop bein' weak.

[forbrighterdays]

Have you seen what these monsters look like?!

[aragami]

No. Point still stands.

[forbrighterdays]

If you saw what they looked like, you wouldn't be acting so tough.

[aragami]

Show me.

[forbrighterdays]

[Well... you asked for it.]

Fine!

[aragami]

....That's it?

[forbrighterdays]

What do you mean 'that's it'?!

[aragami]

Those things look like one punch will do 'em for good.

[forbrighterdays]

Yeah, from each other. Normal humans can't do shit to them.

[aragami]

I'm pretty sure I've fought worse.

[ Demon gods, killing machines, time lords, etc. ]

[forbrighterdays]

There's no way you're normal.

[aragami]

Hey, that's rude! I'm a normal high school student!

Yeah, okay, fine, I'm not. But still, it ain't that bad. Your mun wouldn't send ya there if they didn't think you couldn't survive.

[forbrighterdays]

Technically, where I'm from, I'm immortal... but that's pretty much stripped from me the minute I set foot in Silent Hill.

I'd be completely fine with this otherwise.

[aragami]

Huh.

So would my powers be taken from me if I was sent there?

That's dumb, where's the fun in that?

I mean, if your immortal, you could just die over and over! Definitely would make things more interesting.

[forbrighterdays]

You sound like Yurippe. Even if you can die over and over, that doesn't stop it from hurting!

And yeah, you're pretty much a completely normal human once you get there.

[aragami]

Boooooooooooring.

[forbrighterdays]

My mun isn't going to let it get boring for me. What he has in store...

[Hinata's just gonna descend into silence at that. Sob his life...]

[aragami]

Blood and gore and guts?

[forbrighterdays]

Worse.

[aragami]

Being late for your girlfriend's birthday party?

[forbrighterdays]

Worse.

[aragami]

Forgetting your girlfriend's birthday party.