dear_mun | Jan. 22nd, 2012

Jan. 22nd, 2012

I get that the move killed your interest, but you're not being very fair to me. I've been in your head ever since the beginning, all alongside Eli, and now that things aren't going all the great, what--you're just gonna give up? That's not what I do. And that's not what you're gonna do.

living_corpse

Hmhmhm...you look like you're surprised to see me. Why? I live in your head, after all. You'll never be rid of me.

Now, if you're done being stupid we have work to do. Like, say, finding me a game?

opticblast

X-MEN, LET'S GO!

a_budget_issue

I am not. I don't even know those guys. Which, if I may remind you, is something you yourself decided on when ya started playing me.

~~'Sides, that Andy guy has NOTHING on my honeybunch Ortensia.~~

Oh, speaking of which, tell that friend of yours she should draw more pictures of me. I know she draws lots of 'em, but she should still draw more.

hellmaid

It's a bad idea to complain about being bored while doing nothing about it, isn't it? And you're awfully impatient, too.

I have all the time in the world. I can certainly wait. You better hope that you can do the same.

mostlyuseless

( u n s u r e )

vampirekiller

Go with your instinct, mun.

And if you cannot decide right away, then remember: you are under no obligation to do so.

check

Because this went so well the first time around.

Look, if this turns into another one of those, "Wait until the next time your canon or whatever gets watched and maybe you'll get a little time in the yard," deals, I am crossing you out. [ These last three words are accompanied by a gesture: the swift drawing of an X in the air with one perfectly manicured finger. ]

The next time I go hungry, I am using your ribcage as a fucking griddle.

finalseal

...I fear that awakening me will only lead to more despair. ( she sighs. )

What could you possibly have in mind for me? Jumping to conclusions will get neither of us anywhere. Though, I should be thankful that I am no longer dormant and once again active. Even if it is for a short while.

eccentricities

Don't worry, Mundane. Sudden inspiration is something to be glad about. As for this place, I quite like it. Dreamwidth, of course. The name has a nice soft sort of ring to it.

Let's practice together. While I feel that there are many things we still have to accomplish at Hogwarts, I think this venture could be quite fantastical. Stealing all the color in the world is a dreadful situation in itself, I'd imagine.

I wonder if the Blibbering Humdingers had anything to do with it.

sten

You are as dense as every other human, "mundane", to fail to heed warnings when they are given to you. I know my place and it is not in the cramped area you call your brain, nor is it in a game with no purpose.

Parshaara. I will not partake in this nonsense.

kira_of_freedom

Do you seriously have the time to do that application?

Maybe I am wrong, but I think you're crazy. You can't do all that you are planning to do on your plate and me at the same time. Listen to your brother for once and do this later.

There is a lot that I don't understand though. Why the sudden interest to play me? I mean, you last saw the series a year ago. Why now? I just don't get how you girls think?

But if you're really going to go through with it, I guess I can't really stop you. Just don't blame me if you get in trouble again, okay?

... and what do you mean you want more castmates?

konpeitos

Ah! Miss Mundane~~

It's so very nice to finally have a talk with you~

Hmm? You're thinking of placing Kobato somewhere? Uwahhh~ How nice of you!

Ehh~? Though you don't know where exactly...?

Mm... Well, there's no need to worry! Why you ask? Kobato will be here for you! Kobato knows how hard it is to find that special place, that she does. It's fine if you want to wait, Kobato will wait and hang around Mayushii~ Hehe!

If you do decide to place Kobato somewhere... Kobato will like it if Ioryogi or even... Fujimoto--b-but anyone is fine!

Kobato will do her best~!

the_earths_salt

Mundane,

You pick truly irrational times to revisit your fondness for me. We are both aware of this. Although you have my gratitude for allowing me this time with Zexion--and to take a more logical route with the Keybearer--, and I am willing to exist in the world you have offered me to, I must request a measure of caution.

You anticipate the burden of your studies to be a strenuous one. Do not overextend yourself. If you wish to manipulate me, then do so, and do so consistently and well--your inattention will not be well-received, by your friends or myself. Do not attempt to do so simply because you wish to be able to emulate me in your own affairs, or to increase my presence in your life.

Know this: I will not leave you. I will not resist your decisions. But nor will I condone shoddy work on any project you pursue, either. Make your decisions, and execute them. Use me as you please, and I will do my utmost to help you however I can--but do not neglect me, and do not neglect yourself or your education. You stand to gain too much at this point to sabotage yourself with weakness of purpose or heart.

Yours,
Lexaeus

Current Mood: pensive

atadiscoverer

You know, this so-called "app anxiety" is just psychosematic. There's not a real condition based around it.

You've done your best, submitted it. Relax, and maybe concentrate on something else?

Like those other places you've got me in.

Come on, now. A bald head is soon shaved.

syndicswillpay

You have got to be kidding me.

You plan on taking me away from the important task of getting this fleet home to lock me in some castle somewhere?

Then there's this loss... I think I've lost enough, don't you?

... What are you writing there? Hey! Don't be writing stuff about a senior Fleet officer without his approval!

hurt_comforting

Very clever username, mundane. Very passive-aggressive of you. You couldn't possibly have one related to my actual duties in the Resistance?

And no jokes about how that is, in fact, the sum total of what I do there, that's a blatant li- well, an unfair exaggeration of what an Anchor does, let alone the only person in a base of thirteen very hungry teenage soldiers who thinks to keep records of how much food we have.

...I've just set myself up for a fat joke, haven't I? Refrain. Please. God, I'm a neurotic mess sometimes, making my own self-deprecating comments for you. This is what you mean when you describe "Anchor-think," isn't it?

Do as you wish, mundane, but at least try to pay attention to your classes instead of gallivanting off to god-knows-where you do muse-boxing with me. College is an opportunity that the Nightmare War forever denied me, and I'll not have you squander it on my account. Try not to get too distracted with me until you finish up more important things? Your classes, and the fangame that would give me an actual canon comes to mind.

"Muncest is not my kink." Hilarious. Face it, though, it's the only way I'll have an Anna or Joshua to talk with until you get the game out instead of, say, having me vent to Dear Mun. Have I gotten a bit too meta for you yet? Good. Shoo. I'm busy and so are you.

thelifeything

( courier and bright blue font under here )

foggiestidea

Hahahahahahahahaha... Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaha!!

winddancer

You can't give up now. There are people who are counting on us.

(And someone has to keep an eye on Josh, you know that.)

hozart

Yo, wait, what? For real, fuckin' dragons and shit? The hell, lady? I'm still getting used to this drinking blood crap and you want me to go hang out with fuckin' like Dracula or whatever? What, you don't have enough failpires stinking up the place, you needed to add another one? What about that other kid? -- he's too young. Okay, uhh, what about, like, that crazy chick who looks like Lady Gaga? Scares the shit out of me, likes to lean over and breathe really heavy in your ear? What am I, a quota?

No, okay, let's clear this up now: I don't do secret police, I don't do mystery, I don't do evil eldritch horror fog monsters trying to suck out your brains like delicious tender mac and cheese. I like my brains where they are! In my head! Being used! For stuff! And I'm already in trouble with the police, remember, I told that cop that he could suck my --

You're not even listening, are you. Fuck my actual life.

decipher

You ... hope for too much. I can't grant it. We'll have done with this before midday.

The chicken will get cold.

treeshepherd

Hrooom, a very long way away from my forests this will be.

honesty

Why shoot, what're you gettin' all uppity for, Mun? Bein' nervous about tryin' lil old me on for size? Well, that's mighty silly! There's nothin' complicated about me, I'm just a simple workin' pony. All four hooves on the ground. See?

[There's some stomping for emphasis going on now.]

If you keep up with the nervous, you'd be better off tryin' out Fluttershy.

[...]

There's nothin' wrong in that. Stop lookin' at me that way.

timelessmagica

Mundane.

What do you hope to accomplish by sending me there? Do you think it's noble, to take me out of this endless cycle? You understand nothing. I will not rest, until I've found the way out of this labyrinth myself. I will succeed. I will... save Madoka.

You're hopeless. You can't even decide on when I should depart.

insists

I won't say I'm not surprised. I'd really have thought that Mr Holmes would have been far more to your tastes.

drinkswithminors

Yo Mun.

So it's a ladies only game, huh? I can dig it. Especially if it means getting away from Hideaki for awhile. Don't get me wrong, he's a good kid, but seriously. I need my me time.

So Hanako's there? And Lilly? Shizune? Some of their schoolmates? Neat. I guess they'll need me there to look out for them, seeing as Hisao can't get in. I'm cool with that to.

Now. Point me to the nearest jazz bar and we'll be absolutely golden.

... What do you mean they don't have one?

saintedsinner

How far are you going to take this? Because at this point, it looks like I'm not going to be able to move forward without Winry.

Unless you do one of those magical, ultra special fudge units to keep this from getting worse, but the last time I checked the game doesn't work that way.

ars_solum

It took you a year to finally give in, huh? You're pretty stubborn.

Believe in yourself a little more, okay? We can keep taking this slow.

babel_hacker

Last I check, I'm pretty sure I'm too young to be anyone's father.

...Being someone's child might be nice.

vaudevillianveteran

Ah, Miss Mun, how very good to see you again. How long it's been since we last spoke... Since you let your fear of failure set me aside.

You've been well I trust?
My, it is getting rather worrying out there isn't it? This day you and so many others have feared coming to pass and what have you done? Barley anything at all.

I don't blame you, you have your fear of retribution, you have your distractions and yet, here we are again.

Remember, "Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death," and you Miss Mun are in the habit of facing your fears.

Let's face them together, shall we?

starhipped

.. I refuse to believe that I'm actually here.

Again.

bluffs

You know all that back-patting you did when you bagged this username? It doesn't amount to much if you never actually get your ducks in a row and use it.

resurrectedrule

Mun, I don't have time for this. Don't you realise I have more important things to do?

If you have no plans for me, I'm going back to the Fire Nation. Stick with playing that younger version of me, and everyone's happy.

And by the way? These keywords are terrible.

elegant_clown

( Troll text :o) )

totalhammertime

Look, if you had a little pink insect invade your ship, offer whatever the hell "cupcakes" are to all the Decepticons aboard that ship, broke into song, and kinda ignore the laws of physics, you'd be creeped out by it too.

[That, and having a snowball fight with a fairy, has made this past month the weirdest he's ever had. He completely and truly blames his mun and his mun's friends for all the weirdness going on. As it is, he'd still like to know how Pinkie Pie got aboard the Nemesis so that it NEVER happens again.]

You done with my inner monologue, or can I go now?

[ASDKFJDJK The fourth wall is there for a reason! Leave it alone!]

Whatever.

kamenriderdecade

You must be so proud of yourself.

Except you seem to forget getting in isn't the same as knowing how to play a character right, least of all me.

There isn't a single Mun out there who can pull me off perfectly, but at the very least you can try to come close. It's all I ask.

[...]

Of course I'm not bitter about my loss. It's naive to think I'd act in such a petty manner.

aslongasonecanthink

Dear Mundane,

I don't like this.

As you are the writer here, I have no choice but to play along should you go in this direction, of course, but I do not like it.

This "head canon" you've decided on is ridiculous. My sister, really? We don't look at alike, and I don't care about "Disney's disregard for mixed breeds". Furthermore, you have no evidence for this! Besides, I don't like your amusement at what it would mean my last name would be, especially when it's very likely her stage name, and you know the arguments as to why Basil is likely my last name. (Although I admittedly don't care which way you go with that.) Are you even sure she's called that at all? Or is it even more "head canon"?

I suppose it doesn't really matter, though. No one plays her here, and you have no plans to send me anywhere, either.

That was not an invitation.

Sincerely,
Basil of Baker Street

Current Music: Let Me Be Good to You - Melissa Manchester

ex_heartsblood159

Quit dragging your feet. Unless you hurry it up with that application, there's no way we'll be able to turn the tide.

Didn't you say you wanted to change things?

sandwormie

But - I - no, but -

I don't want a dramatic canon update. You've finally decided not to go with Sith-me, yeah, but... I don't... That's still a dark place, and everything's different. And yeah, the game is getting darker, and... yeah. I wouldn't be at all helpless, I wouldn't get left behind all the time. But I just - I just!

Just not yet. Okay? There are - there's still things you can do with me before then. It doesn't have to be now, or next week, or in the next month even - Please. Wait for people to come back from the battle. Wait.

A little longer.

A little longer.

I don't see why you want to cry about it, it's your choice.

worksmarter

It's all sort of the same, now isn't it?

alkahestic

It's nice to talk to you again, Miss Mun! Brother really has been keeping you busy. I hope he hasn't been too rude, though. If he has, I'm sorry. Brother doesn't really mean it.

I'm glad you're thinking of sending me somewhere, but I have a question. What's a "persona"? Isn't that like a personality? I don't understand what it has to do with cards...

holyhandmage

Honestly, did you really think I would happy being moved here? Some of my "roommates" are still here in your head, mundane. And now there's newer ones taking up residence. You best hope that Black Mage isn't one of them. I would be better off without him.

verypatientwoman

Dear Miss Mundane,

while I am quite grateful for the free lodgings you have granted me, and am indeed rather flattered by your interest in my person, I would, if I may, like to make a modest request.

So far, your expression of my character has been fairly volatile. It is true that I prefer practicality over following any flighty fancy; such a mindset, however, does not necessarily lend the person possessing it to violent acts of the kind you have attributed me with. I am also beginning to feel somewhat distressed about the cynicism inherent in the way you seem to assume myself to perceive my marriage. John is a good, honest man; thinking of our union with that level of worldly misanthropy would border on disrespect.

With hope for continued and improved cooperation I remain respectfully yours,

Mary Watson

((ooc: non-graphic mention of rape in comment narrative.))

immovable

By the gods, are you ever satisfied, Lady Mun? You already keep me from my duty in one place, whatever for do you want sending me to another? A land of gardens and tranquility is ill-fit for a knight such as me. I have a country and a princess to protect, and these distractions serve neither cause well at all. I thought you took pride in your chivalry; prove it by letting me do my warrior's charge.

And yes, I am most aware that Princess Ovelia is coming with. She has a throne to ascend to, and I have it to defend. Neither of us should be there, but I suppose if there was anyone I were to be stuck with there, I would choose no other, as selfish as that is.

Please, reconsider this act. You still have time.

legwork

Just so we're crystal clear—

Having to keep tabs on one Sherlock's bad enough at it is. What on earth makes you think I'd want another one? And no, that doesn't make me his handler, or his sniffer dog. I just— know how he works, alright? And I'll bet you my last fiver he's climbing the walls on that ship.

Besides— you've got enough on your plate already without having to add me to the lot. You can play at cops and robbers in space another time. But right now, I've got work that needs doing and so do you.

So take the advice: let this one go. You've never been good with this side of the law anyway.

ofnovalue

Dearest mun...

I know there is doubt in your heart. You do not hide it well. But fear not. If it is my voice you burden yourself with worries of, the simple answer is to practice. If it is my history you question your knowledge of, the simple answer is to read. These are matters not beyond your ability to ascertain. Believe in what you can do.

As for the matter of the game in question... It seems almost like Heaven, does it not? A garden paradise. But tis a fool's illusion of such. I know that Heaven holds no place for a fool such as I...

tipsygnostalgic

ya i miss hangin w/ them too
it was fun meeting every1
but u and i both know u shuld wait befor u app me to b w/ them or anything
atleest wait for moar canon
next cycle is in a month rite???
hopefully there shuld b enuf by then

defiances

Hey, good, you went through with it! Pretty outrageous of you, huh, Mun?

But - uh - let's get real for just a second. Why are you gonna go through all the trouble of making me icons and getting me a layout and everything if you're just gonna - not use me?

You're not thinking of that, are you?

'Cause, you know, I'm not exactly just gonna sit here quietly. That's not my style.

And no, I don't have other responsibilities [eyeroll]. Shana's got guitar, too, you know. And they've gone without me before.

Come on! It'll be fun.

hashope

( Cut for potential spoilers )

partyinurattic

[Hi Dear_Mun. Have an certain onryo named Kayako making her characteristic crooooaaking noise at you.

Deal with it, because this same noise has been in the mun's head non-stop lately.]

kan

Do Try To Relax
Once Youre Fully Apprised Of The Deal It Will Become Obvious How Much Of A Big One It Actually Isnt

herr_niemand

Aren't we a happy family, munny mun mun? One website dies, but the spirit of Dada lives on, a fungus on the bread of the ruling class!

...speaking of ruling class.

I knew Mr. Bats was a clown to the cause, it was only a matter of time! Look at the sheer joy on his mask after spreading Dada to full life once more! Everything's such a peachy piece of ice cream, soon everything will be swept away by the piper song of Dada! You'll see!

alignmentor

Aah, are you taking me out for a walk? Wow, that's pretty generous of you-- did something nice happen today?

I know you know that I'm not a 'stay-in-one-place' kind of person, mun. But I'm not going to sit here and tell you what to do, since I don't dabble in that sort of thing.

Remember?

Maa, if you've forgotten, that's still all fine and good.

whimsicalshit

dO yOu GeT yOuR rEcKoN oN oF tHaT tHiNg YoU'rE aLl ThE mOtHeRfUcK mAxEd OuT oN fOnDnEsS fOr SaYiNg, WhErE iT's AlL lIkE...

ThE pLaN's GoTtA bE sTuCk In GeTtIn ItS sHiT mOtHeRfUcKiNg TwIsTeD iN a StAtE oF sTrAiGhT sMaCk DoWn CrApPiNeSs, BuT tHaT's AlL rIgHt?

yEaH, bRo, ThAt ThInG. tHaT's ThE fEeLiNg I'vE bEeN sTeEpInG iN, oN tHiS bUsInEsS.

hellionated

This is stupid.

You think I haven't looked for them before? If they were around, I'd have found them. You ought to know by now, mundane. People disappear. It's better not to rely on them.

And we're doing fine. I mean, sure, it'd be nice if Cess and Sooraya were there. Or any of the others. Not Surge. Quit saying that. I don't need that kind of headache. But the others? I wouldn't hate it.

But it ain't gonna happen, so get over it. You're already boring me.

gwenhwyfar

You're correct, mundane. The skulls of the dead "monsters" will not work for me. Do you realize it's time to move away from that, yes?

I think we have issues.

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