dear_mun | Jan. 21st, 2012

Jan. 21st, 2012

Huh? Really? You're gonna send me to space again? Or some planet? Isn't that the same?

...What's with you and space and planets and holes anyway?

Well, I guess as long as those Purist bas- uh, guys aren't around- but I'm not afraid to show them not to mess with me if they are there though! That guy sure wasn't expecting a punch for shooting at me last time. Kheheh! Knocked 'im out in one damn hit, yeah!! ['dattebane']

Yeah. I know nobody is going to be there that I know, but I can handle it. As for having my home destroyed, well I can handle that too. It's already happened twice, right?

At least this time it isn't 'cause of some dumb bowling accident. Whatever 'bowling' is.

headcasey

Mun,

Before I get to addressing the etiology of that word, and I do think it must be rather fascinating because I can seen nothing "mundane," as it were, about being the sole wielder of such an enormous amount of power and responsibility, even if you consider your lifestyle, in some way, inferior to mine owing to the fact that you're not constantly escaping from the claws of certain doom by the skin of your figurative teeth--since teeth don't actually have skin--I do have a very serious question that I feel the need to ask you, in order to fully understand where I stand in this particular environment.

[She pauses to take a breath.]

Why am I here?

I mean, don't you think my time would be better served perfecting my alchemy formulas in order to facilitate the machinations of my friends as they attempt to, in laymen's terms, fight the good fight and battle evil and sally forth with honor and courage and all the virtues of the Triforce or what have you?

And couldn't you send me someplace with men wearing tight leather pants?

I can't believe I just said that out loud.

deducing_freak

I'm not entirely thrilled about this move, I'll have you know.
If you ask me, it all looks to be just about the same.
So long as I have all my things though... I believe I may be able to settle in without much of a fuss.

Just leave me alone.
There's work to be done.

last_to_kneel

Be patient. You'll hear somethin' back. I'm just as excited as you are about seein' him again but I got more to worry about than you. I gotta face my crimes and the fact that- yeah, you get the idea.

Hang tight.

~Varon

thinkin_arbys

If you're expecting me to get myself straightened out, don't put yourself in a frustrating situation. You're leaving me in the same position! How can I do anything about your own mistakes?

I have not been so irritated since the race. You're only making it worse. It is not as though Diego is breathing down our necks.

...Try reading something instead of sitting around being ridiculously sour.

thepoweroflove

What the hell does "kawaii" mean?

omnomnombunzuh

If I may offer some advice? Ice? I would be more concerned with catching up on your studies and your "canon review", instead of worrying about what I look like, if I were you.

And, no, I do not believe reading fanfiction counts as review. Ew.

Though if you happened to find any stories that resolve The Young and the Restless plotlines, I would not necess- suh- necessarily object to reading them...

malignant

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING FORGET ABOUT IT.
FINE.
AT LEAST GAMZEE AND TEREZI ARE GOING.
AND KANAYA TOO.
FINE I GUESS SOLLUX IS FINE TOO.
BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO FUCKING ENJOY MYSELF.

face_kick

Canon updating me without testing it out first seems a bit reckless to me, Mun-dono, but I suppose it is, in the end, up to you.

But if you're going to do it then at least have confidence in me! I'm a lieutenant now, I can't afford to be uncertain.

illbebach

Yes, it is fun isn't it? Creating this - dare I say - Wilde goose chase, riddling him in circles. I like a woman who can spin a tale, how satisfying that you should already know that.

Oh dear, did I just give a hint away? Whoopsie.

You're baiting him. We're baiting him. I think I might be enjoying this quite deeply.

nanoboted

I know you just made me over on that other site then decided I needed to be here too. I'm guessing this is your favored site. Alright I can deal with this.

Now...

What's the plan?

A game? Uh..sure.

rcktfm

Patience. Your enthusiasm is not unwarranted, but now is hardly the time to rush in. Much still needs to be done and accounted for. Why not channel your energies into seeing that these things are done, h'm? Ears open, eyes peeled, all that.

And do try not to keep any secrets. We wouldn't want this relationship of ours to be strained any further, would we?

honkalypse

yeah, i'm all be seeing you getting your excite on at those reserves and mouth watering at for more.
KICKING WONDER AT YOU ABOUT TO BURST YOUR BLOODPUSHER FROM ALL THAT EXCITE YOU'VE GOT.
still all full up with confusion about this persona what you up and got planned for me.
MOTHERFUCKING HOW IS MY ANCESTOR SUPPOSED TO BE ALL UP HERE IN THIS THINKPAN?
he's being all a legend but he's motherfucking
REAL
and having him being all telling at me killing in my head is up to be a very bad think, dig?
AND NO, I'M NOT BEING ALL UNDERSTANDING OF HOW HE'D BE MOTHERFUCKING ME.
he'd be motherfucking him and not me at all.
GETTING MY DOUBT ON OF YOU EXPLAINING THIS SHIT WELL, IS ALL.
but as long as karkat's all being at there with me, i'll go.
NO COMPLAINTS FROM THIS BROTHER.
just kicking the confusion.

misham

It appears that you are putting me in a new place, it's been so long since I...was placed somewhere. I believe it was a school last time that I never truly understood. I would very much like to be in a place more solitary if possible..?

fallenbishop

Do not expect me to thank the likes of you for disturbing me again after all this time.

I was enjoying the silence. It was a rare reprieve from the vile machinations of this 'headspace' of yours.

everlastingturmoil

Hey... thanks.

brutalcartography

I never asked for this. I never did.

Delete that document of meaningless dribble you call prose. Immediately!

heroisms

Yeah, I get it - new place, new house, it's pretty exciting and all, right? But how long is that gonna last?

Look, all I'm saying is it's not gonna matter much if you shop around for a new "game" or whatever you call them, it's not going to mean much to me if I'm not going anywhere.

You could do with a rewatch in the meantime, by the way. Sure would help me out a bit.

notastark

You talk of "icons" -- I know not what you mean, but from experience of your mind and the others in it, yes, you probably need more.

I don't know what "spoilers" are either, but ... reading is a privilege you enjoy. Because of it, you know things that others might not, and shouldn't. It's not your right to ruin it for them. Not yet, anyway.

It's probably for the best that you stick to this "tee vee" thing of yours. I don't know who "Ygritte" is and I don't--

...

...I don't want to know.

kamenriderfourze

Awwww YEAH! Knew you'd find a place for me eventually!!

It's even in space! I'm gonna befriend every single person on that spaceship Mun-san, and you are definitely gonna help me do it!

angleofscience

... I recommend that you perhaps be gentler towards yourself, instead of bringing on the recriminations.

You say you do not feel like you've lost anyone's voice; that, I think, is the only real worry here. Your situation being what it is, I would point out that by merely observing general trends and the available facts, the conclusion would be that hitting rough patches are a statistical possibility.

And no matter your, or my, issues, Starscream is enough of a distraction for both of us...

However; I don't exactly approve of one of the situations lately... Just because you have the icons, does not mean you have to use them.

[Disapproving jet is disapproving, even if it's merely expressed with a frown and crossed arms. The mundane can't convince him it's "for science", since that has not been the reason to try those icons out at all. :|]

nodifferentfate

Have you thought this through? I'd prefer that comfort of having someone who is one hundred percent certain over the outcome of things, and I can't help but feel that you, Mundane, are more nervous than I.

gimmeyourfear

I will eat your shoe before I let you toss me into any "memes," mun.

[...]

What? You expect me to eat my Italian leather, expensive, specially tailored for me shoes? Yours deserve to be destroyed either way.

edes_virag

I'm not sure I agree with going back to ah- what's it called? All God's Village?

Isn't that the place with the creepy butterflies and the ghosts? Hm...While I don't agree with you in the least bit, I guess I'll go to make sure Italy doesn't hurt himself.

Honestly, those butterflies are nothing but trouble.

ditzydoo

( spoilers gonna be goin on in here )

filtre

Are you seriously thinking about two games for me at once? I'm gonna die from exhaustion at the rate you're going and be the first in line to kick your butt if this plan crashes and burns! You've been warned!

creepy_son_of_a

No, I do not believe having individuals from home present would make this random curse better.

[No, he's not going to say what the curse is.]

bruxisms

You are touched.

evokesfeelings

You know how you said to consider being here a vacation? Well, I'm not sure I can call watching you knock out my team in Tartarus over and over again a vacation.

Couldn't we visit a hot spring instead? That inn we stayed at for the volleyball trip was nice. You remember the one don't you? The one in Yasoinaba? You do? Great. So it's a promise then?

...You know this feels kind of weird. Usually I'm the one getting talked to not the one doing the talking.

Okay then! Yasoinaba. Hot Springs. Don't forget~.

blupelt

Dear Mun,

I respect that you are willing to try your hand at being me again. But I am a little worried because the last time you've played as me was years ago, and at a forum. I don't mean any offense, but can you really do this in one week? If you're only taking from the first series, that is still a whole 54 episodes, minus the ones where I didn't show up... You have school to worry about too, whatever that is... I'm worried, so please don't strain yourself!

Your friend,
Gabumon

xthearaneae

Mundane.

The situation at hand is strenuous enough without your further prodding. Merely a setback. There will be other ways, other means of accomplishing this goal.

[ A further narrowing of eyes behind those glasses. ]

He is not my mate. Neither of them are.

erasetoforget

We're here again....

....why haven't you just dropped me yet?

lucky_number_six

I'm a girl of few words so I'll make this simple. You've brought us all over here, and that's great, but you're getting all twisted up about not doing anything with us. Which is stupid. What do you reckon you're going to do, anyway, now that your semester is underway and you're already feeling overwhelmed? Much as I want to get out and do things, I know I come second to all that homework you're pretending not to notice. Or maybe twentieth, if I'm lucky, after those other muses of yours. (Great mogs of fire, that rabbit can probably kick my arse, can't he?)

Anyway, my point is don't go feeling guilty over not giving me more icons or a snazzy layout or anything, because you have a whole lot of other things to do with your time and money. We'll talk about tricking my space out in the summer, when you might actually do something with me. Until then, you can just play me in the open comms when you have a spare second. No apping me anywhere. You're already neglecting a game and feeling all guilty about it, so don't get your knickers in a twist over me. I'm perfectly happy mog-hunting in your head.

But hey, if you run into any of my fellow numbers, you'd better let me talk to them.

pinokosthewife

Ooooh!

Thanksh for the new journal and the pretty icons~ a fair maiden should have flattering icons, right~? ♥

But— there's jusht one little problem... Pinoko's journal looksh sho boring!

Plain old black and white is fine if you're the Doctor, but Pinoko wantsh more colour!

meng_huan_myuu

So you're looking to "fix the yangire urges" by... breaking what little is left of my mind.

And it sounds irreversible.

And would cause me to be a Missingno. factory for an undisclosed length of time.

I admit, you're right! It's... how I roll. I'm entirely the type who, when told "you can't escape", would just say "watch me" and pull out the heavy explosives.

But... maybe you need to think this through more.

who am I kidding, you never think ANYTHING through.

cordials

...oh, don't you even dare, dumbass.

timecrowave

Fwuahaha, it was only a matter of time before we got icons over here, though your choice of a few of them is quite annoying. ~~I don't understand why there needs to be over 10 icons of me and Christina together.~~ Far better things that space could be used for!

her_watchdog

Mundane,

I really have no idea why you bothered bringing me over here. My game isn't planning on moving thus far and...

Just in case, you say?

...no, I refuse to be placed anyplace else. And don't even think about placing me on that... what was it called... satellite where your muses over here reside. Oh, I know you delight in placing me in awkward situations, but I refuse.

anabottleofcola

Well! ...I say it's been quite some time, has it not?

I've nothing to say about the change in location - and a number of intriguing prospective points for exploration seem to have come into being since my last recollection.

But, nevertheless, first things first! Let's see about restoring you to your usual ship-shape and Rogueport fashion, shall we?

A pleasure to see that this bout of sickness hasn't discouraged you from seeking to keep yourself occupied by some method, of course. And somewhat, er... bemusing that you're first directing this regained measure of interest in these games at me, of all of us. I look forward to any voyages to come!

jedisword

Canon review, now.

Stressing about faces, later. Get to it.

gotashortfuse

You bet I'm gonna make him apologize for this crap! That Raphael better get down on his knees when he says he's sorry or I'm not going to forgive him ever!

[His mun doesn't believe him.]

Shut up! Who asked you?

tortileghostwriter

blast and damn

that more or less covers it i should think
id engage you more thoroughly on the matter but weve gone over that countless times for related affairs that its just a bit tiring wouldnt you say
at this point simply calling the horse dead is an understatement
it more closely resembles an equine smear

regardless if you believe you can handle it and are shifting matters accordingly then by all means
ill hardly enjoy it but i've come to accept that at this point my ability to stop you is essentially fuckall

nothalfasgently

If you've got it in that pretty little head to order us around, you've got another thing comin'. You're not me guv, and you aren't me wife. The wife isn't even me wife anymore, is she? No then.

So. No need to play this hard. Let's have a pint and discuss these "travel arrangements". Because if you'd like to send us to London, me bags are packed. Otherwise, I don't much care for going anyplace.

And you've lost us too, pet. Now what's a Sam-Tyler-dad-face supposed to be?

ferric

Right. So. Hm. This is— happening. Again.

I'll admit it, I thought it would be. [ vague hand motions wow look at all this body language. ] Bigger. You know, without the— phallic connotations of that sentiment.

lesbamf

Hehe, don't look at me like that. You should be happy to have picked up a fine lady like myself as a muse, you know!

So what's this about Onee-sama being semi-permanently brainwashed in this town you want to send me to?! Oh, my poor, poor Onee-sama! Don't worry, Kuroko will come save you!

...You have to send me there right now.

There's not a moment to waste when Onee-sama is at stake...! I can't wait for this "app cycle!" No, I simply can't take it...! I'll crawl there if I have to!

....Wait for me, Onee-sama...! I'll be a knight in shining armor if it means I can have my way with my princess when all is said and done~!

whos_your_daddy

Don't assume I'm unaware of your plans. I've tolerated your presence long enough.

I will continue to serve the will of the Emperor wherever you intend to put me.

Nothing you do will change the past.

caligulas_aquarium

wwhat in the swweet mother a FUCK do you mean youre plannin on keepin my flushed an caliginous quadrants empty
do you not realize that i dont givve a fuck if none a the others are interested it doesnt necessarily havve to be another troll

[...]

i dont givve a fuck if you havve a problem wwith the wwhole interspecies things itll wwork out as long as you dont fuck it up
im sure therere others interested ovver at that flippin magic castle its a big place lotta people there has to be somethin

[...]

meaninful
right i get it
you wwant me to genuinely be happy instead a havvin a chance to rub it in evveryone elses faces that there wwas someone interested
yeah bullshit
i bet you just like wwatchin me suffer youre an ass do you knoww that

heartstone

Right, okay. Let's do a little recap.

First, I'm tossed into some crazy battle with a bunch of enchanted objects and the fate of the world on our hands. Then, reality comes apart and you want to toss me into some...nexus?

I'm all for avoiding the end of the world, honest, but I think this is pushing it just a little too far, don't you think? Even if I do get a dæmon out of it...

mmmleather

Oh? What is this you say? Shale is quite taken with the stoic Qunari? How fascinating!

I had not thought one such as a golem capable of... those sorts of feelings. But, ah! The things you learn, no?

... I must wonder... does the good Sten know of this?

i_must_rock

Hey little dudette, don't worry too much about it all. It can be a bit hard to keep up with the rightous tunes that I do, but you humans are pretty good at finding ways. So where are we going anyways or are we just going to cruise and enjoy the journey until someplace catches our interest? I can be down with that especially if we get a kickin' mix going to help along with the journey.

Keep in the zen little lady and we'll figure something out, especially if any of the others are also out there floating about.

redhotmagma

Two weeks—?!

[—Oops, that was far too angry-sounding. Kelly presses her hand to her lips and gives a polite little cough. It won't do to lose composure now.]

I mean...no, mundane, that's...fine. It's fine! Yes, really, of course I understand. [Ahem.] Focus on your studies first, they're more important, right? You won't be able to play me at all if you fail your classes! ["Which is why you should have finished preparing me and gotten your work done earlier. Don't you know how to time-keep?"]

...Oh, and thank you so much for the new icons. I'm...still missing a lot of expressions though, don't you think? I do do more than just smile, mundane! [A slight laugh.] ...And you know how much we need to make a good first impression! Our presentation is important.

flyingcrow

Really mun? Sending me back to that crappy village are you now?

Well whatever. I don't really wanna go back, but if I have to that's that! It's nothing someone as awesome as me can't handle anyway! No problem at all!

And for the record just so we're clear. STOP IGNORING ME.

lovingtheride

So, um...

Hi! I'm Tyler! You can call me Ty or TJ! I'm so hyper that I drive everyone nuts!

Do you wanna be my friend?

Current Mood: jubilant

hipsterdouchebag

( cut for obnoxious trolltext )

ardeur

And so we meet again, mundane. I had thought you might have left me in the move to Dreamwidth! I'm glad to see this isn't the case.

Now, where are you going to settle me this time? Or shall I choose for you?

warrior_princess

All right. "Second favorite Rebel princess", huh? I like Organa, so okay. Thanks for not naming this journal something like "Star Wars Anastasia". My backstory may be based on that, but we're nothing alike.

But let's get some ground rules in here.

Icon keywords. Get some. I don't really care what they are - you have a thing for using poetry? Fine, just make sure it reflects me in some way. You don't have too many fighting icons. You'll never have too many fighting icons. I love fighting. Ask any of the Rogues I flew with.

If you're going to take me to Counted Stars, you're going to need to pick a canon point. Since these icons have me with hair I'm assuming it'll be after I officially leave the squadron - yeah, I kept coming back, that's not the point. Make a decision. And you're going to need to be sure you can play me. I'm not like any of your other characters.

Then there's my betrothed, Rial. Yeah, he's my first cousin once removed. That's how the royal family does it on Eiattu VI, all right? That's not something you can skip over or gloss around, so own it. I've heard every possible incest joke and got into fights over half of them. Be ready.

spotter

You're not funny.

ivegottogodosomething

Um...

Thank you... mun... I think they're very... pretty. These pictures of me. I'm glad that you could do something like that... for me...

I-it's okay if your voice for me isn't perfect right now... We can take it slow...

... As a team.

1_truth

Now you're starting to think.

Remember, the seemingly insignificant details are generally the ones you should be paying attention too.

Too bad you won't know until next year if your deduction was right or not.

cliffed

I'm not the best planner in the world, and even I know this is a bad idea. Just put the application down, lady. Even if you weren't planning to turn it in, filling it out's just gonna bring trouble.

And don't think about apping anybody else except that one you're turning in tomorrow either. You know you don't have the time for that.

I think we have issues.

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