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dO yOu GeT yOuR rEcKoN oN oF tHaT tHiNg YoU'rE aLl ThE mOtHeRfUcK mAxEd OuT oN fOnDnEsS fOr SaYiNg, WhErE iT's AlL lIkE...

ThE pLaN's GoTtA bE sTuCk In GeTtIn ItS sHiT mOtHeRfUcKiNg TwIsTeD iN a StAtE oF sTrAiGhT sMaCk DoWn CrApPiNeSs, BuT tHaT's AlL rIgHt?

yEaH, bRo, ThAt ThInG. tHaT's ThE fEeLiNg I'vE bEeN sTeEpInG iN, oN tHiS bUsInEsS.

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... WHAT.

WhAt Is Up WiTh YoUr FiNe SeLf, BeSt FrIeNd?

i'M jUsT hAvInG a SaY aT tHe FaCt ThAt I cAn'T bE mAkInG fOr An AiM oF mY hAnDs At ThE fUcKiN cOnTrOl StIcKs Of WhAtEvEr It Is ThEy Go AnD sEt Us Up To Do. AnD mAn, If I'm NoT sO sUrE i'D eVeN wAnT tO tRy.

YoU cAn'T bE tAkInG oVeR wHaT iT iS tHaT yOu'Re PlOtFaTeD tO bE sEt OuT tO dO.

SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'RE JUST GONNA ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT WHILE WE HAVE OUR LIVES LITERALLY DESTROYED, IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?

aIn'T nO tHiNg BuRnEd OuT bY dEsTrUcTiOn, As LoNg As We GoT oUr LaTcH oN tO eAcH oThEr.

YOU ARE THE SAPPIEST PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER KNOWN.

I gOt My TeLl On Of HoW i'M fEeLiNg, AnD hOw I'm FeElInG iS wHaT aLl I kNoW iS mAdE oUt To Be ThE tRuTh Of WhAt'S cOmInG. yOu'Ll Be AlL rIgHt, BrOtHeR. i WoN't LeT iT cOmE dOwN aS nO oThEr FuCkInG wAy.

aNd I dIg On BeInG hUmAn, YoU kNoW? tHaT's ThE pArT wHaT's MoThErFuCkInG sHiNy As CaN bE. :o)

EVEN IF BEING HUMAN WERE AS *SUPER AWESOME* AS YOU LIKE TO MAKE IT SOUND, WHAT PART ABOUT *DYING TRAGICALLY DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE* DO YOU NOT FUCKING GET?

YoU gOtTa UsE yOuR fUcKiN cHoIcEs To MaKe OuT wHeThEr It'S a TrAgEdY oR a MoThErFuCkInG sMiLeHaPpY wOnDeRtHiNg. WhEn YoU lOoK aLl BaCk On YoUr LiFe, ThAt'S hOw It'S gOnNa GeT oUt AnD bE dEtErMiNeD.

nObOdY eVeR dIeD aNy MoThErFuCkInG tRaGiC wAy ThAt DiDn'T gEt On WiTh A tRaGiC lIfE, bRoThEr.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUCKING CHILL YOU ARE ABOUT THIS. EXCEPT I CAN.

WE'LL SEE HOW *COOL* YOU ARE WITH EVERYTHING WHEN IT INEVITABLY HAPPENS DESPITE MY DISCOURAGEMENT AND THREATS. BUT WE BOTH KNOW HOW *THAT'S* GONNA GO, TOO.

FuCk, I kNoW iT's A tHiNg WhAt'S gOnNa HaPpEn.

bUt I mEaN lIkE.

ThOsE wHo ArE mOtHeRfUcKiN wRiGgLeD oUt InTo ThIs WoRlD aRe AlL uSiNg ThEiR lEgS tO wAnDeR dOwN sOmE fUcKiNg RoAd ThAt EnDs In Us AlL mEeTiNg ThE eNd Of OuR tImEs, RiGhT?

yOu'Ll FuCkIn SeE, kAr. If YoU bElIeVeD aT wHaT i BeLeIvE iN, iT wOuLdN't Be No SaD, wOrRiSoMe ThInG fOr YoU.

WhAt ArE yOu AlL uP aNd TaLkInG aBoUt BrO?

tHiS lEsS tHaN mIrThFuL zOmBiE bUsInEsS tHaT's BeEn LaId AlL oUt In FrOnT oF uS aS tHe WaY wE'rE sEt To Go.

KaRkAt'S aLl WoRkEd Up In A dIzZy MoThErFuCkInG rIfT aBoUt It. IsN't AnY fUcKiNg GoOd ThInG tO bE gEtTiN oN tHe AnGeR aBoUt A tHiNg YoU gOt No PoWeR tO fUcKiN tAkE aWaY.

gOtTa Do WhAt YoU cAn To ChAnGe ThAt ShIt FoR tHe BeTtEr MoThErFuCkInG gOoD, bUt YoU cAn'T sToP a ThInG wHeN iT's AlReAdY uP aNd FuCkIn CoMiNg.

WeLl ThAtS jUsT lIkE KaR, tO gEt AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg WoRkEd Up InStEaD oF sLaMiNg A cOlD oNe AnD gOiNg WiTh ThE fLoW

AnD hE's GoT mE, lAdY, hE's GoT mOtHeRfUcKiN mE uP rIgHt FoR sUrE. sO wHaT's ThErE a ThInG hE's GoTtA gEt HiS wOrRy On To? NoThInG i'M kNoWiNg Of, At WhAt'S cUrReNt.

YoUrE rIgHt BrO, yOuLl KeEp HiM mOtHeRfUcKiNg SaFe :o)

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