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[kan]

Do Try To Relax
Once Youre Fully Apprised Of The Deal It Will Become Obvious How Much Of A Big One It Actually Isnt

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[caligulas_aquarium]

talk about those fuckin muns huh
alwways makin such a big deal ovver nothin its funny really

[kan]

Were I Pressed For A Choice
I Would Apply The Term Exasperating
Its A Small Matter Of Time Before Anxieties Leak Into Our Representations And Consequences Are Thus Reaped

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i knoww exactly howw you feel
wwell not really but im sure evventually hell fuck up an ill get it
at the vvery least wwe can admit they sure arent the smartest bunch around are they
fuckin good for nothin humans i swwear

[kan]

We Can Occasionally Admit That Without Qualm I Suppose
But The Species Cannot Be Held Fully To Answer For Its Own Shortcomings

/oh btw, I love your username

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell evven then i guess its just hard bein an inferior species
i coulda gotten wworse i guess

oh ty!!

[kan]

Precisely
Your Every Move Could Be Machinated By The Writhelords Of The Deep

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwrithelords a the deep
wwhat do you mean exactly

[kan]

Merely A Hypothetical Moment Of Caprice But It Seems My Joking Insincerity Needs More Conspicuity
Im Sure Your Player Is Completely Human

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah its kinda hard to take your shit unliteral kan
evverythin just seems really fuckin honest
no honest isnt the wword for it i guess its uh
i guess youre just not the jokin type so tryin a sift through wwhat is an isnt is just a fuckin difficulty

[He's essentially implying you're much too boring to make jokes.]

[kan]

I Know
Ive Been Working On It But As They Say While Tugging Their Apparently Overtight Throat Coverings
Its A Tough Crowd

[caligulas_aquarium]

okay that one wwas pretty good actually
i mean i didnt laugh a course but youre definitely gettin there wwith it at least

[kan]

Your Stoicism Only Strengthens My Endeavors
But If Im To Be Honest Its A Lucky Troll Who Can Draw A Laugh From Those Gills

[ She's essentially implying you're a grump. ]

[elegant_clown]

KaN BrO yOu SuDdEnLy HaVe TiTs?
ThIs PlAcE iS fUlL oF gEnDeR cHaNgInG mIrAcLeS

[kan]

Beg Pardon

[elegant_clown]

YoU hAvE bReAsTs NoW.
I dOnT tHiNk YoU hAd ThOsE bEfOrE bRo.

[kan]

As Is Generally The Case With The Lower Blood Castes My Second Pupation Occurred Earlier Than Your Own
I Think
Im Not Going To Wonder Too Much About It But Rudimentary Space Powers Have Alerted Me To The Possibility Of Alternate Instances Of Ourselves

[elegant_clown]

YoUrE dEfFiNiTeLy ThE sAmE kAn BrO, sAyInG tHiNgS i DoNt UnDeRsTaNd
BuT tHiS iS aLl Up aNd MiRaCuLoUs, FiRsT ErElL aNd My KiSmEsIs ArE gUyS aNd NoW yOuRe A gIrL

[kan]

Your Kismesis
First I Must Congratulate You On The Unhappy Occasion So There It Is
Second Try To Realize There Will Be Several Versions Of Ourselves Varying Everything From Gender To Blood Color And Even To Species

[elegant_clown]

It ShOuLdNt Be A sEcReT tHaT i HaVe DaRk FeElInGs FoR sTrIdEr >;o)
ReAlLy? So ThErE iS a HuMaN mE?
MoThErFuCk

[kan]

Quite Possibly
May Your Caliginous Bond Stew In Dismal Enmity

[elegant_clown]

So Do YoU aLl Up AnD dO tHaT cLoThInG mAkInG tOo KaN sIs?

[kan]

Yes That Seems To Be A Universal Constant
Do You Still Enjoy The Opiate Effects Of Consuming Sopor Slime

[elegant_clown]

YeAh I sTiLl MaKe SoMe WiCkEd SlImE pIeS
My MuN bRo SaYs ItS mOtHeRfUcKiNg BeTtEr ThAt WaY

[spideriest]

Heeeeeeeey, Fussyfangs.
Someone getting stressed a8out putting irons in your fire?

[kan]

Merely The Consequence Of A Delayed Return To An Enterprise Once Thought Lost
Becoming Acquainted With An Entirely New Platform And Set Of Conventions Is Slightly Stressful