Of all the things to complain about...

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you

[...]

wwhat the fuck i am not biased

Comments

[douchescar]

The fuck ye on about noww, boyo.

_{[ wweh wweh.
that's all your ancestor ever hears from you guys anymore.
he's sort of learnt to tune it out. ]}

[caligulas_aquarium]

[OH SHIT IT'S THE LEGENDARY doucheDUALSCAR

AGAIN

totally going nervous now eeeee hero worship]

oh
nothin really you knoww just my mun leavvin me out a all the things yet afuckingain

1.3

[douchescar]

_{[ OH FUCK ITS ANOTHER ERIDAN TOO MANY ERIDANS HE'S FUCKING SICK OF THEM why does he have to be here uuughhhh. ]}

Complainin' about somethin' again, are ya?
An AU noww.
Ehhh.

A all the fuckin' things ta blether about.
Christ.

2.3

[douchescar]

<sub>[ wait hold on help an old man out.
he doesn't really know what an AU is.

oh fuck he's looking stupid again in front of his stupid descendent again.
OF ALL THE THINGS.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE TO THINKPAN FREEZE ON... ]</sub>

3.3

[douchescar]

Learn ta fuckin' deal WW it.
Instead a complainin' about it.

_{[ yeah deal w/ it that's what all the hip wigglers are saying he is hip and young and cool totally.
not like he is trying hard to be that way no. ]}

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Oh man Eridan is so proud his descendant is so down with the cool kids.

It just makes him like him more.]

i wwould
usually i mean just isnt it important to get the status quo in fuckin place here
hes just a flimsy little human after all im tryin a set the record straight an make him realize wwhos in charge around here

[douchescar]

By complainin' about it?

_{[ look how unconvinced he is.
just look. ]}

[caligulas_aquarium]

id use the term vvoicin my opinion
actually
maybe
unless youre sayin thats not wwhat im doin in wwhich case i guess im wwrong

[biipolareye2]

you know, ii wouldn't be 2urpri2ed iif an AU of you would happen to be le22 of a fii2h-diick.

[caligulas_aquarium]

an i wwonder if theres an au a you that didnt get his fuckin shit wwrecked by me
cause i fuckin doubt it

[biipolareye2]

at lea2t ii diidn't get my a22 kiicked by a raiinbow driinker.

[caligulas_aquarium]

HEY i wwas distracted okay
you try dealin wwith a rainboww drinker wwhen you havve a psychopathic indigoblood on one side an a huge god tier bitch on the other
it aint fuckin easy you knoww

[biipolareye2]

2ure.
ii beliieve you.
ii totally beliieve you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

you guys sure liek to complain a loy
*lot

[caligulas_aquarium]

or maybe im just good at not bein complacent wwith situations im not happy wwith
besides dont compare me to the other trolls if thats wwhat youre doin
im wwaaaay fuckin better than them

[tipsygnostalgia]

actually i was talking about u in partycular
*particular
always the ones with the wwws and the vvvvs
im not knocking it exactly if ppls lives are being really shitty they have a right 2 complain about it

1/3

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell you knoww wwhat

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Wait.

Did she just say...]

[dewandglass]

Bleee)()()(.
-EV-EN now, you're carping about culling the landdwellers?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh nothin like that
jus sayin things could a gone better an thatd probably be a good place to start
you knoww
actually succeedin instead a lookin like a complete failure in front a evveryone before it wwas too late an the game did it first
along wwith
wwell
evveryone

[dewandglass]

I guess so. 38/
We did w)(at we )(ad to! And it ending like t)(at s)(ouldn't )(ave been a surprise.
B-ESID-ES!!
Karkat and t)(e ot)(ers are still around!
I )(ave )(OP-E t)(at t)(ings will turn out alrig)(t for t)(em.

[caligulas_aquarium]

an them havvin a happy endin is any kind a small comfort to me wwhat wwith bein dead an all howw exactly

[dewandglass]

Because t)(ey're our FRI---ENDS, and we care about w)(at )(appens to t)(em!
It's )(ard to feel muc)( sympat)(y for someone who's dead because )(e was being a DUMBASS. 38O!!!

oh my god, hi

[ex_foxyroxy65]

aus are cool
but yours would prolly blow
.....thats what my munnie said dont blame me 4 the harsh taste of reality

howdy stranger *kniowing wonk8

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh please wwhat the fuck wwould your

[...]

munnie
evven knoww about it anywway