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dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm
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Of all the things to complain about...
you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you
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wwhat the fuck i am not biased
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you
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wwhat the fuck i am not biased
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so wwhen things go to shit an im pissed i should just shut up about it
not let anyone knoww
keep it all in an just keep goin noww thats an idea alright
fuck im actually surprised i didnt think a this before
thanks for the advvice i may just givve that a try
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Sure, talk ta somebody about it. One person ya really trust.
[ was that sarcasm who knows he doesn't care he says its sarcasm so it is. ]
But don't let the fuckin' wworld see howw stupidly wweak an wwhiny ye really are.
Fer me owwn fuckin' sake, just shut the fuck up already.
Talk ta me about yer success noww.
Just try an put me in a betta mood noww.
Better mood.
Fuck.
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that wwasnt
[oh FORGET IT he'll just roll with it]
i mean sure okay great idea in theory but i dont havve anyone i really trust
at my point in time theres only like elevven other trolls left an theyre all a bunch a jackasses
cant trust em at all
so i dont knoww exactly howw thats gonna wwork
[Oh, sure, all of his FAKEY FAKE FAKE SUCCESS :(
wat do..]
wwell
i havve culled a shit ton a land dwwellers for starts
an a lot a lusii too actually
plus id a really good kismesis goin for a wwhile wwith vvrisk
wwe wwere actually the most feared pair a trolls our side a alternia at the time
plus i found a wweapon a thousand times better than the crosshairs too an you wwouldnt believve howw fuckin awwesome it is an by extension howw awwesome it makes me
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everything he would be remotely proud of gets ignored because ERIDAN
YOU ARE DOING THINGS AGAIN. ]
Yer doin' it again, boy.
Makin' yerself look better than I wwas.
Am.
WWhatevver.
I don't appreciate it.
Dowwnplayin' the wweapon I wwas usin'.
Tell me wwhat it is ye found.
If it evven exists.
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so behold oh ancestor of Ampora here.
As Eridan reveals the legendary...WWHITE SCIENCE WWAND]
so wwhaddya think
its pretty fuckin amazin dont you reckon
1.2
2.2
That's it.
I don't knoww wwhy I evven had any hope in any of ye.
I'vve givven up.
It isn't wworth any a me owwn time or headaches.
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ill havve you knoww this here is not some kind a fakey fake bullshit magic wwand
evveryone knowws magic isnt real
this orphaner dualscar
is a science wwand
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WWhat does it do?
Besides make ye look like
a tool.
[ oh he's learning this youngun slang fast. ]
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im guessin you havve the crosshairs on you right noww right
like your owwn vversion a it from before i found it
an if thats so i wwant you to just take a fuckin shot at me right noww wwith it
an ill showw you exactly wwhat this can do
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Ye wwant me ta shoot ya?
Is that wwhat yer sayin'.
WWhat if wwhatevver the fuck that is
Doesn't wwork?
An I fuckin' kill ya?
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i got blasted by a psionic before an he didnt kill me an evven he wwas better than the crosshairs
evven if it doesnt wwork
wwhich it wwill
ill be fine
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For the record, I wwouldn't care if this didn't wwork.
An opportunity ta kill one a ye off.
WWith pleasure.
[ a smirk.
SUDDENLY, RIFLEKIND.
and he steps back himself, chuckling as he does so.
SSSSSSTRIFE. ]
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wwell id be fuckin disappointed if the orphaner himself wwould care if he offed his descendant
so im happy to hear that
[AWW SHIT.
Suddenly, wandkind in retaliation!
BRING IT YOU OLD BASTARD
boss theme.mp3]
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He glances over his shoulder as he makes his way to step back a bit. ]
Is that so..?
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youre brutal merciless an cruel
land dwwellers evverywwhere feared you so much your vvessel alone wwas enough to make them panic an lose their shit
i admire that so fuckin much its wwhy i wwanna be like you
if it turned out you wwere a fuckin wwuss a course id be disappointed
[Trying to say this in the least insulting manner possible ahah...]
oh man don't mind my td'lr this is adorbs.
Sort of annoyed; sort of unsure. These Eridans really had a weird way in making his feelings go all loopy... in a weird, loopy, sort of fatherly way. He, too, harboured emotions excessively like Eridan.
Let's look at the options in all honesty for a second.
Somewhere, deep down there, a part of him really didn't want to kill Eridan, but he couldn't easily make that known after reacting so negatively towards him.
I mean, he resembled himself so much.
And although Eridan disappointed him a lot, he knew there was potential there. Somewhere. There had to be if he had so much of a resemblence of himself. So really, Dualscar didn't want Eridan dead. Just kind of... around so he could verbally insult. Maybe even hit across the face.
Here and now, though, and unknown to Eridan's knowledge, he had proven himself already.
Well, sort of. I mean, not proven himself completely, but in a way.
An amount of unspoken envy was burning for the bravery he was displaying. Although Orphaner had years and years of building up walls around his heart and putting on a facade of everything Eridan had just praised him for, he really was a coward. Bitter and disappointed at himself, and the rest of the world.
But after Eridan said he would be disappointed in him for being that way, well, he couldn't exactly stop now, could he? For the love of sweet jegus, Dualscar was repulsed at himself for wanting to even impress Eridan. I mean, look at him. He was so pathetic; it was beyond a doubt he held so much of Dualscar's own personality.
Dualscar turns on his heels, ignoring the knot in his stomach as he crouches, an uneasy sneer on his face, razor sharp teeth glistening over his lips. It was an odd look that Eridan probably hadn't seen before, yellow eyes glaring, cheeks tinted purple with utter fury.
It was a wave of emotions bundled up in one facial expression, and a low growl even vibrated within the back of his throat as his fins pressed tightly against the side of his face.
He didn't really have anything to say. He didn't want to display any hesitance, so with a near roar, he unleashed Ahab's Crosshair's upon his descendent.
One shot after another after another after another. ]
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He repeats this each time Dualscar fires at him, matching his marksmanship with his own and the power of his weapon seemed to easily match the crosshair's blasts, blowing away each shot with ease. He was, however, careful enough not to put too much energy into it. He didn't want to overpower the crosshairs so much that the attack followed through and made it seem like he was actually shooting at Dualscar; he didn't want to hurt him after all, just impress him.
This...was pretty much the highlight of his entire cycle.]
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Well, an impressive weapon in any case. Boy, the things Orphaner could have done if they had that when he was a youngun. The things he could kill with elegance and ease; a simple flick of the wrist.
So, he was more impressed with the weapon. And actually wanted it.
Eridan's hand-eye coordination was impressive, but like hell he was going to praise him for any of that. If he did, he wouldn't hear the end of it from this Eridan ever again.
Once it is all over and the smoke begins to clear, Dualscar doesn't seem to be anywhere in sight.
WHAT IF YOU EVAPORATED HIM SOMEHOW, ERIDAN. ]
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If you're watching this non-evaporated Dualscar, Eridan is totally worried.]
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
dualscar...?
[Looking around, totally dropping his guard, etc.]
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He shifts, holding him steady to be sure he doesn't run away.. or anything. Who knows. Maybe Eridan liked being this close to Dualscar even when he was in a mood. ]
WWWHERE DID--
[ ahem. ]
WWhere did a wworthless grub like yourself obtain a wweapon like that?
Best be tellin' me, boy.
Me patience is vvery short.
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This is the part where Eridan realizes he might pack more firepower and match Dualscar's aim, but physically the guy is just better than him in every single way.
Fuck, why is this worrisome kinda.]
someone i knoww made it for me
wwhy
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Eridan, this is your ancestor being creepy.
It was hard for him to keep his shit together right now. Such a pitiful, little worm like Eridan having possession of such a powerful weapon, one more inferior than his, really didn't set well with him.
Perhaps he had underestimated Eridan, but his pride wasn't going to accept that so easily.
No matter what, he was going to find some sort of flaw with his descendent and never be satisfied with him.
He leans down and murmurs close to his ear. ]
An wwhat sort a person wwould evven bother intrusting ye ta such a tool?
WWhat exactly havve you done wwith it so far?
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And maybe this is the part where he once again says the wrong thing. SURE HOPE DUALSCAR DIDN'T HAVE HIS OWN PROBLEMS WITH A YELLOWBLOODED PSIONIC.]
wwell uh
there wwas this yellowwblooded psionic fef wwas friends wwith wwho kept pissin me off an he wwas practically the reason she abandoned me
cause you knoww she preferred him ovver me so once he came into the picture she nevver spoke to me again
he beat me in a duel too wwhen i had the crosshairs an humiliated me in front a her
so once i got this wwe had a rematch an i fuckin demolished him
i didnt cull him though i just blinded him
may as wwell just let him livve out the rest a his days in complete sufferin right
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Come on, you expect him to hurt his descendent after that little sob story? If Eridan hadn't sounded so sincere there, maybe hide the fear in his voice, Dualscar might have been a bit more aggressive; snap the runts neck and make off with that wandkind for himself. But this was sort of hard.
Especially when he can relate in a way. Sure, merciless and brutal, but it was really hard to live up to that title when conversing with somebody who is basically a miniature of himself. Had Orphaner been more self loathing, just maybe; but he was too prideful for that.
And so he eventually just sits down a few feet from Eridan to calm himself a little, glancing up at him as his facade wears off, once again sporting a poker face. ]
So the only thing ye'vve been usin' that thing for is revvenge?
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