Of all the things to complain about...

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you

[...]

wwhat the fuck i am not biased

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

id use the term vvoicin my opinion
actually
maybe
unless youre sayin thats not wwhat im doin in wwhich case i guess im wwrong

[douchescar]

<sub>[ just this face.
just this.

how small and insignificant do you feel now, eridan. ]</sub>

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...]

1.2

[douchescar]

I'VVE FUCKIN' HAD ENOUGH.

2.2

[douchescar]

WWWWWWWWWHINE WWWWWWWHINE
THAT'S ALL I EVVER END UP HEARIN'
AN IT'S FUCKIN' ANNOYIN'

HOWWWWW DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK, EH?
O, LOOK, AYE.
THIS IS ME DESCENDENT.

YE MEAN THE FUCKIN' COMPLAININ' ONE.
OCH AYE.
THAT'S THE BASTARD ALRIGHT.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
ASSERT YERSELF.
FUCKIN' THREAT AN GET WWWWWHAT YA WWANT THAT WWWAY.

dksn;fjvfsj' god your dualscar just i love him

[caligulas_aquarium]

holy fuck calm dowwn
its not like im like this evvery fuckin day or somethin you just keep catchin me on my off days
noww if you saww me on a good day youd be pretty fuckin impressed i think

HAHAHAA oh good cause i like your eridan <333 1.2

[douchescar]

THAT'S WWWWWWHAT THEY ALL SAY.

O, Christ.
Me blood pressure.
Fuck.

_{[ deep... DEEP BREATHS.
eridan you don't understand see
it's a: i had insecurities asserting myself too so you have to fill it in for me
sort of thing
you know it's sort of important his aquarius boy impresses him
since he secretly lacked confidence in himself. ]}

2.2

[douchescar]

_{[ he runs his hands down his face, muttering incoherently. ]}
Ye dinnae have "bad" days wwhen yer fuckin'







Awwesome, I guess.
Ye havve them, but ye dinnae let anybody knoww ye havve them.
Yer fuckin' doin' it wwrong, lad.

Nobody knowws when ye got a fuckin' good day
Cause yer too busy glubbin'
Blabberin'
About all of the bad days.

[caligulas_aquarium]

huh
so wwhen things go to shit an im pissed i should just shut up about it
not let anyone knoww
keep it all in an just keep goin noww thats an idea alright
fuck im actually surprised i didnt think a this before
thanks for the advvice i may just givve that a try

[douchescar]

Don't reply ta me in that sort a sarcasm, you wworthless twwat.
Sure, talk ta somebody about it. One person ya really trust.

_{[ was that sarcasm who knows he doesn't care he says its sarcasm so it is. ]}

But don't let the fuckin' wworld see howw stupidly wweak an wwhiny ye really are.
Fer me owwn fuckin' sake, just shut the fuck up already.

Talk ta me about yer success noww.
Just try an put me in a betta mood noww.
Better mood.
Fuck.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwait wwhat
that wwasnt

[oh FORGET IT he'll just roll with it]

i mean sure okay great idea in theory but i dont havve anyone i really trust
at my point in time theres only like elevven other trolls left an theyre all a bunch a jackasses
cant trust em at all
so i dont knoww exactly howw thats gonna wwork

[Oh, sure, all of his FAKEY FAKE FAKE SUCCESS :(

wat do..]

wwell
i havve culled a shit ton a land dwwellers for starts
an a lot a lusii too actually
plus id a really good kismesis goin for a wwhile wwith vvrisk
wwe wwere actually the most feared pair a trolls our side a alternia at the time
plus i found a wweapon a thousand times better than the crosshairs too an you wwouldnt believve howw fuckin awwesome it is an by extension howw awwesome it makes me

[douchescar]

_{[ bluhh.
everything he would be remotely proud of gets ignored because ERIDAN
YOU ARE DOING THINGS AGAIN. ]}

Yer doin' it again, boy.
Makin' yerself look better than I wwas.
Am.
WWhatevver.

I don't appreciate it.
Dowwnplayin' the wweapon I wwas usin'.
Tell me wwhat it is ye found.
If it evven exists.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[BUT THERE IS NO WAY DUALSCAR WON'T BE IMPRESSED BY THIS HE JUST KNOWS IT...

so behold oh ancestor of Ampora here.

As Eridan reveals the legendary...WWHITE SCIENCE WWAND]

so wwhaddya think
its pretty fuckin amazin dont you reckon

1.2

[douchescar]

2.2

[douchescar]

So yer a fuckin' wwizard.






That's it.
I don't knoww wwhy I evven had any hope in any of ye.
I'vve givven up.
It isn't wworth any a me owwn time or headaches.

[caligulas_aquarium]

i am not a fuckin wwizard
ill havve you knoww this here is not some kind a fakey fake bullshit magic wwand
evveryone knowws magic isnt real
this orphaner dualscar
is a science wwand

[douchescar]

Alright.
WWhat does it do?
Besides make ye look like






a tool.

_{[ oh he's learning this youngun slang fast. ]}

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Eridan, now glad he has a moment he can use to actually impress his ancestor, paces a few steps away and turns on the spot, facing Dualscar.]

im guessin you havve the crosshairs on you right noww right
like your owwn vversion a it from before i found it
an if thats so i wwant you to just take a fuckin shot at me right noww wwith it
an ill showw you exactly wwhat this can do

[douchescar]

_{[ what. ]}
Ye wwant me ta shoot ya?
Is that wwhat yer sayin'.

WWhat if wwhatevver the fuck that is
Doesn't wwork?

An I fuckin' kill ya?

[caligulas_aquarium]

dont wworry about it
i got blasted by a psionic before an he didnt kill me an evven he wwas better than the crosshairs
evven if it doesnt wwork
wwhich it wwill
ill be fine

[douchescar]

_{[ ... ]}
For the record, I wwouldn't care if this didn't wwork.
An opportunity ta kill one a ye off.

WWith pleasure.

<sub>[ a smirk.
SUDDENLY, RIFLEKIND.
and he steps back himself, chuckling as he does so.

SSSSSSTRIFE. ]</sub>

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah
wwell id be fuckin disappointed if the orphaner himself wwould care if he offed his descendant
so im happy to hear that

[AWW SHIT.
Suddenly, wandkind in retaliation!

BRING IT YOU OLD BASTARD

boss theme.mp3]

[douchescar]

_{[ A beat.
He glances over his shoulder as he makes his way to step back a bit. ]}

Is that so..?

[caligulas_aquarium]

youre the orphaner dualscar
youre brutal merciless an cruel
land dwwellers evverywwhere feared you so much your vvessel alone wwas enough to make them panic an lose their shit
i admire that so fuckin much its wwhy i wwanna be like you
if it turned out you wwere a fuckin wwuss a course id be disappointed

[Trying to say this in the least insulting manner possible ahah...]

oh man don't mind my td'lr this is adorbs.

[douchescar]

<sub>[ Well. This was certainly a complicated predicament, and thankfully his back is now turned because of his face.
Sort of annoyed; sort of unsure. These Eridans really had a weird way in making his feelings go all loopy... in a weird, loopy, sort of fatherly way. He, too, harboured emotions excessively like Eridan.

Let's look at the options in all honesty for a second.
Somewhere, deep down there, a part of him really didn't want to kill Eridan, but he couldn't easily make that known after reacting so negatively towards him.
I mean, he resembled himself so much.
And although Eridan disappointed him a lot, he knew there was potential there. Somewhere. There had to be if he had so much of a resemblence of himself. So really, Dualscar didn't want Eridan dead. Just kind of... around so he could verbally insult. Maybe even hit across the face.

Here and now, though, and unknown to Eridan's knowledge, he had proven himself already.
Well, sort of. I mean, not proven himself completely, but in a way.

An amount of unspoken envy was burning for the bravery he was displaying. Although Orphaner had years and years of building up walls around his heart and putting on a facade of everything Eridan had just praised him for, he really was a coward. Bitter and disappointed at himself, and the rest of the world.

But after Eridan said he would be disappointed in him for being that way, well, he couldn't exactly stop now, could he? For the love of sweet jegus, Dualscar was repulsed at himself for wanting to even impress Eridan. I mean, look at him. He was so pathetic; it was beyond a doubt he held so much of Dualscar's own personality.

Dualscar turns on his heels, ignoring the knot in his stomach as he crouches, an uneasy sneer on his face, razor sharp teeth glistening over his lips. It was an odd look that Eridan probably hadn't seen before, yellow eyes glaring, cheeks tinted purple with utter fury.
It was a wave of emotions bundled up in one facial expression, and a low growl even vibrated within the back of his throat as his fins pressed tightly against the side of his face.
He didn't really have anything to say. He didn't want to display any hesitance, so with a near roar, he unleashed Ahab's Crosshair's upon his descendent.

One shot after another after another after another. ]</sub>