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Eridan Ampora | caligulasAquarium [♒] ([personal profile] caligulas_aquarium) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm

Of all the things to complain about...

you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you


[...]

wwhat the fuck i am not biased
douchescar: (pic#2529310)

HAHAHAA oh good cause i like your eridan <333 1.2

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S WWWWWWHAT THEY ALL SAY.

O, Christ.
Me blood pressure.
Fuck.


[ deep... DEEP BREATHS.
eridan you don't understand see
it's a: i had insecurities asserting myself too so you have to fill it in for me
sort of thing
you know it's sort of important his aquarius boy impresses him
since he secretly lacked confidence in himself. ]
douchescar: (pic#2582981)

2.2

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he runs his hands down his face, muttering incoherently. ]
Ye dinnae have "bad" days wwhen yer fuckin'







Awwesome, I guess.
Ye havve them, but ye dinnae let anybody knoww ye havve them.
Yer fuckin' doin' it wwrong, lad.

Nobody knowws when ye got a fuckin' good day
Cause yer too busy glubbin'
Blabberin'
About all of the bad days.
douchescar: (pic#2529301)

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't reply ta me in that sort a sarcasm, you wworthless twwat.
Sure, talk ta somebody about it. One person ya really trust.


[ was that sarcasm who knows he doesn't care he says its sarcasm so it is. ]

But don't let the fuckin' wworld see howw stupidly wweak an wwhiny ye really are.
Fer me owwn fuckin' sake, just shut the fuck up already.

Talk ta me about yer success noww.
Just try an put me in a betta mood noww.
Better mood.
Fuck.
douchescar: (pic#2582973)

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ bluhh.
everything he would be remotely proud of gets ignored because ERIDAN
YOU ARE DOING THINGS AGAIN. ]


Yer doin' it again, boy.
Makin' yerself look better than I wwas.
Am.
WWhatevver.

I don't appreciate it.
Dowwnplayin' the wweapon I wwas usin'.
Tell me wwhat it is ye found.
If it evven exists.

douchescar: (pic#2529307)

1.2

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
douchescar: (pic#2582804)

2.2

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So yer a fuckin' wwizard.






That's it.
I don't knoww wwhy I evven had any hope in any of ye.
I'vve givven up.
It isn't wworth any a me owwn time or headaches.
douchescar: (pic#2582807)

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright.
WWhat does it do?
Besides make ye look like






a tool.


[ oh he's learning this youngun slang fast. ]
douchescar: (pic#2582958)

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what. ]
Ye wwant me ta shoot ya?
Is that wwhat yer sayin'.

WWhat if wwhatevver the fuck that is
Doesn't wwork?

An I fuckin' kill ya?
douchescar: (pic#2582813)

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]
For the record, I wwouldn't care if this didn't wwork.
An opportunity ta kill one a ye off.

WWith pleasure.


[ a smirk.
SUDDENLY, RIFLEKIND.
and he steps back himself, chuckling as he does so.

SSSSSSTRIFE. ]
douchescar: (pic#2529303)

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A beat.
He glances over his shoulder as he makes his way to step back a bit. ]


Is that so..?
douchescar: (pic#2582973)

oh man don't mind my td'lr this is adorbs.

[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well. This was certainly a complicated predicament, and thankfully his back is now turned because of his face.
Sort of annoyed; sort of unsure. These Eridans really had a weird way in making his feelings go all loopy... in a weird, loopy, sort of fatherly way. He, too, harboured emotions excessively like Eridan.

Let's look at the options in all honesty for a second.
Somewhere, deep down there, a part of him really didn't want to kill Eridan, but he couldn't easily make that known after reacting so negatively towards him.
I mean, he resembled himself so much.
And although Eridan disappointed him a lot, he knew there was potential there. Somewhere. There had to be if he had so much of a resemblence of himself. So really, Dualscar didn't want Eridan dead. Just kind of... around so he could verbally insult. Maybe even hit across the face.

Here and now, though, and unknown to Eridan's knowledge, he had proven himself already.
Well, sort of. I mean, not proven himself completely, but in a way.

An amount of unspoken envy was burning for the bravery he was displaying. Although Orphaner had years and years of building up walls around his heart and putting on a facade of everything Eridan had just praised him for, he really was a coward. Bitter and disappointed at himself, and the rest of the world.

But after Eridan said he would be disappointed in him for being that way, well, he couldn't exactly stop now, could he? For the love of sweet jegus, Dualscar was repulsed at himself for wanting to even impress Eridan. I mean, look at him. He was so pathetic; it was beyond a doubt he held so much of Dualscar's own personality.

Dualscar turns on his heels, ignoring the knot in his stomach as he crouches, an uneasy sneer on his face, razor sharp teeth glistening over his lips. It was an odd look that Eridan probably hadn't seen before, yellow eyes glaring, cheeks tinted purple with utter fury.
It was a wave of emotions bundled up in one facial expression, and a low growl even vibrated within the back of his throat as his fins pressed tightly against the side of his face.
He didn't really have anything to say. He didn't want to display any hesitance, so with a near roar, he unleashed Ahab's Crosshair's upon his descendent.

One shot after another after another after another. ]
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[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Most impressive.
Well, an impressive weapon in any case. Boy, the things Orphaner could have done if they had that when he was a youngun. The things he could kill with elegance and ease; a simple flick of the wrist.

So, he was more impressed with the weapon. And actually wanted it.
Eridan's hand-eye coordination was impressive, but like hell he was going to praise him for any of that. If he did, he wouldn't hear the end of it from this Eridan ever again.

Once it is all over and the smoke begins to clear, Dualscar doesn't seem to be anywhere in sight.

WHAT IF YOU EVAPORATED HIM SOMEHOW, ERIDAN. ]
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[personal profile] douchescar 2012-02-27 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Somewhere within the non-descript setting of D_M, Orphaner is around, sure. Quick on his feet to pretty much appear behind Eridan and grab him by the shoulders, claws possibly pushing in a little bit too much.
He shifts, holding him steady to be sure he doesn't run away.. or anything. Who knows. Maybe Eridan liked being this close to Dualscar even when he was in a mood. ]


WWWHERE DID--

[ ahem. ]
WWhere did a wworthless grub like yourself obtain a wweapon like that?
Best be tellin' me, boy.
Me patience is vvery short.

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