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dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm
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Of all the things to complain about...
you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you
[...]
wwhat the fuck i am not biased
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you
[...]
wwhat the fuck i am not biased
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But upon hearing him go on and on about this troll, a part of him really wants to just vomit.
Then again, similar sort of feelings were what he felt for Feferi's ancestor. He wasn't going to admit he was hopelessly smitten as well. Though, not as forward as Eridan. He kept his infatuation quite the secret, releasing his hopeless romantic endeavors on paper rather than actively pursuing the Empress straight up front. She wasn't the easiest to speak to in person, and she sort of scared the shit out of him, tbh.
And so, Dualscar had stowed away somewhere, and hopefully forever sunken at the bottom of the ocean or something in Eridan's time, notes and notes and notes of horrible poetry; sort of like.. creepy stalker writings about her that he had hoped nobody would ever come across.
It's okay. Mindfang had her own trove of hate, filled with hate poems and writings.
In fact, Dualscar was also working on some quadrant filling love advice book (not exactly sure WHY, considering he was horrible at all of it), that he wanted to publish under another name.
But as of now, it is unfinished.
It would go something like this:
Key to Your Quadrants: Blackrom & Redrom Advice. By yours truly and expert adviser, Capt. Orphy Unoscar.
He knew the name he went under would be absolutely perfect. Nobody would know a thing.
But for now, he just lifts a brow. ]
An explain ta me again wwhy she isn't yers again?
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and abandoned me
shes also dead noww
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An howw did she actually die?
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i uh
culled her
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...no, wait.]
i didnt mean it to end that wway
it just sort a
happened
you knoww
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A SIGH.
then pats the seat next to him.
what are you going to do now.
risk bonding time with your unpredictable, high tempered ancestor.
or run away. ]
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may as well accept the offer and take the seat. Though he just sort've...looks at him, after he sits down.
Seriously what is going on now.]
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Cull, as ye keep sayin'
Certain people I lovved.
So
I get it.
Cannae be doin' that though, lad.
Yer not goin' ta be happy that way.
[ ITS MORE WORDS OF WISEDOM WITH DUALSCAR.
but no shit sherlock. ]
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its evvery little fuckin thing gets to me you knoww
i mean im nevver gonna be as good as you probably wwere dealin wwith it
not alone anywway if someone pisses me off that much there isnt much that can change my mind until its all ovver
[Now, he could say WELL I DO HAVE A MOIRAIL SO IT'S OKAY but...well, he's a human.
Dualscar would more than likely actually cull his descendent here if he found out...or at least Eridan assumes so. So he'll shut up about it.
Hell, despite how much he does like the guy he's in the pale quadrant with, some days even he loathes himself to unbearable heights for it. But he deals with it, because he knows it's for the best, and it's nice to have a friend who genuinely wants to be with him. He wouldn't give it up even if Dualscar tried to make him, as hard as it would be to defy his hero.]
but uh
i guess i am tryin