Of all the things to complain about...

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you

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wwhat the fuck i am not biased

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i could imagine you wwantin to pay to see alright
good luck bein blind douchefin

[biipolareye2]

at lea2t ii'm not dead.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah sure sucks bein in these dream bubbles ovver existin in a hopeless univverse wwhere i could livve in fear a jack for the rest a my evver dwwindlin days until the day he finds out wwhere i am an culls me
you havve it made captor im so jealous you dont evven knoww

[biipolareye2]

yeah, but what can you do?
beiing dead doe2n't leave you any optiion2, ampora.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah pretty sure youll get that soon enough
you knoww once jack gets to you an evveryone else
at that point its game ovver none a you stand a fuckin chance