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dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm
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Of all the things to complain about...
you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you
[...]
wwhat the fuck i am not biased
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you
[...]
wwhat the fuck i am not biased
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what r u even compliainign about anyway
wanna go play in some AU bc you keep failing in this universder or soemthign
*not even fixing all those typo
maybe if u had 1 or 2 you woudlnt be so cranky
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[Damn, she caught on quick for a drunk girl..]
itd just be interestin is all
to see that kind a thing you knoww
just subtle curiosity on my part
[And then against his better judgement, because Eridan's mun TOTALLY wants this to happen.]
alright ill givve it a try
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what kinda interesting thing u wanna see
u know im going t his place soon
different universe but not the kind ur talkiing about
*talking
full of videogame charaters and anime boys and wizzards everyweher
*everywhere its gonna be so sweet
ok let me fix one right up for u ;D
*this is me makin one for reals so hold on*
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im not interested in all this game shit
im in twwo right noww an they both fuckin suck
besides the wwhole wwizard thing isnt possible magic isnt real you knoww that right
an alright
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so what would be different about you in this imaginiary AU
*imaginary
bc no offense but things dont change too much
if ur a douche now you will still be a douche in au
not that imsaying you are one but you know what im getting at
no the majykks are TTLY real dude
ok here u go try this out
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but if its a constant then i guess it wwouldnt matter in the first place
it is kinda an effort in futility isnt it
tryin a fix my mistakes by tryin a force this other me into existence wwhen its nevver gonna happen
ugh
try an provve it then
havve you evver SEEN magic in action evven
[Classiest motherfuckin' sip ever.]
eh
its not bad
not good either
so so
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well idk the situation at all but maaaaybe
instead of running away 2 some fantasy wworld
try n fix yuor prolblems
*problems they cant be too bad right?
no i totally believe that its real it has to be
i tthink my mom knew all about it but i cant ask her
but im convinced its true
[Oh pfft so-so, its amazing.]
maybe yo uwant something less strong but trust me
a few of those and you'll feel much better mister
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i kinda died so its a bit impossible to do that kind a thing noww
fixin em i mean
the only kind a magic i evver seen before wwas pretty fuckin lame ill say that much
it wwasnt evven good enough to classify itself as magic it wwas just fuckin nonsense
noww science theres a thing im behind
you should forget that magic nonsense an get into science instead
its all facts an truths an wwhatevver else its shit you can really believve in cause its all provven knowwledge
[A weaker drink? CLEARLY QUESTIONING HIS FORTITUDE]
fuck that i can handle it
ill be fine
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why worry aboot it then if ur dead
*about
but you diiiiiiiid~
SEE magic? :o
u just said so yourself
sciernce is ttly cool too depending on what kind but i dont think just because someones totes into scionce they cant be diggging the magics too
*science
[CLEARLY. Hurry up Eridan she already finished hers and made two more]
obv driinkg isnt the way to solve ur problems
*drinking but its a good way to procrasdtineate from them
*pro cras t inate
and think fuck it, they can wait
put on some chhesy music
enjoy urself with flirty chats on the interwebs
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[...yeah that's his reason, he's leaving it at that.]
anywway it wwasnt really evven classed as magic in my opinion alright
it may a looked like it but it definitely wwasnt it
its not real
its fake like wwizards an imaginary friends
an pixies
an other
things i guess
[SHUT UP HE'S NEW TO THIS okay he's finished. Eventually. He's only doing this because...
..
..
...
...oh yeah cause he's being forced to, he thinks the drink itself is disgusting and wouldn't be doing this otherwise.]
so
wwhat you do that a lot or somethin
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[aww come on how is she meant to find out juicy gossip if you don't spill! and shh that drink is fabulous BREAKING MY HEART HERE]
i bet it was magic
and you are just ttly in denial
mr spoilsport grumpypants dialface
*denial
yeah i have been known to enjoy myself a classy beverage now n again
except the flirtychat things because everyones always interested in otherstuff so it just turns into boring chats unless its with glassesd
*glasses
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fuck
an wwhy the fuck wwould i be in denial as if lalonde could evver hope to wwield any kind a nonexistent sorcery anywway
shed probably fuck it up somehoww anywway
huh
wwell i dont knoww about your so called classy human bevverages but i get the flirty chat thing
evveryones alwways taken or not interested
so i guess im excluded from the glasses category cause noone wwants anythin to do wwith me
[Okay now he's starting to feel a little dizzy. And possibly queasy.
Cause god knows Eridan Ampora would probably be a lightweight.]
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[woah WOAH hold your seahorses]
u mean rose lalonde
thats where ur wrong bc i am pretty sure she dabbled in some sorta wiytchcraft
and even if not have u read her books only the BEST EVARRR when wizrding is concerned
*wizarding
i toataly understand ur feels there
its like everyones off limirts
*limits
best friend to all gf to none
thats the fat of cap''n ro lal
*fate