Of all the things to complain about...

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you

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wwhat the fuck i am not biased

Comments

[dewandglass]

It's not t)(eir faults that none of t)(em considered you a glubbing friend!
You spent all of t)(is time and energy pretending t)(at t)(e )(emospectrum actually MATT-ER-ED!
All we )(ad left after the game was -EAC)( OT)(-ER, -ERIDAN!

Maybe if I )(ad known t)(at dropping you as a moirail would get me MURD-ER-ED,
T)(en I never would )(ave bothered in the FIRST PLACE!
UUUUUG)(!!!
I'm so angry rig)(t now! 3>8O!!!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell excuse me for holdin onto all i had left fef
like i said none a them wwanted to talk to me
or evven havve anythin to do wwith me
the only thing i could pride myself on wwas my blood an the spectrum
wwhich wwas accordin to evveryone meaninless
howw the fuck did you think i felt
but no wwait please forgivve me for thinkin howw i felt mattered
an i can already tell this is gonna keep goin full circle no matter wwhat i say an end wwith wwhat a fuckin prick i am
so i dont care be angry hate me as much as you wwant
not like it matters anymore anywway

[dewandglass]

Trying to )(ate you )(ere would be stupid.
Mostly I'm just sad t)(at t)(ings )(ad to turn out t)(e way t)(ey did.
I'm sorry t)(at I couldn't )(elp you more, -Eridan, but you can't blame me for w)(at )(appened.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i
i knoww i cant
its just me bein me i guess alwways findin it hard to take responsibility for evverythin i do
sorry you knoww howw i am i guess
better than most
you didnt deservve that though i knoww it wwasnt your fault

[dewandglass]

)(a)(a)(a.
You must )(ave t)(is conversation wit)( me a LOT, )(u)(?

[caligulas_aquarium]

theres a lot a fefs around here ill say that much
so maybe im gettin a bit better wwith each one i run into

[dewandglass]

I've seen an awful lot of -Eridans, too.
It's kind of weird to sea )(ow different t)(ings are )(ere, I t)(ink. 38/

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat do you mean