Of all the things to complain about...

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you

[...]

wwhat the fuck i am not biased

Comments

3.3

[douchescar]

Learn ta fuckin' deal WW it.
Instead a complainin' about it.

_{[ yeah deal w/ it that's what all the hip wigglers are saying he is hip and young and cool totally.
not like he is trying hard to be that way no. ]}

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Oh man Eridan is so proud his descendant is so down with the cool kids.

It just makes him like him more.]

i wwould
usually i mean just isnt it important to get the status quo in fuckin place here
hes just a flimsy little human after all im tryin a set the record straight an make him realize wwhos in charge around here

[douchescar]

By complainin' about it?

_{[ look how unconvinced he is.
just look. ]}

[caligulas_aquarium]

id use the term vvoicin my opinion
actually
maybe
unless youre sayin thats not wwhat im doin in wwhich case i guess im wwrong

[douchescar]

<sub>[ just this face.
just this.

how small and insignificant do you feel now, eridan. ]</sub>

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...]

1.2

[douchescar]

I'VVE FUCKIN' HAD ENOUGH.

2.2

[douchescar]

WWWWWWWWWHINE WWWWWWWHINE
THAT'S ALL I EVVER END UP HEARIN'
AN IT'S FUCKIN' ANNOYIN'

HOWWWWW DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK, EH?
O, LOOK, AYE.
THIS IS ME DESCENDENT.

YE MEAN THE FUCKIN' COMPLAININ' ONE.
OCH AYE.
THAT'S THE BASTARD ALRIGHT.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
ASSERT YERSELF.
FUCKIN' THREAT AN GET WWWWWHAT YA WWANT THAT WWWAY.

dksn;fjvfsj' god your dualscar just i love him

[caligulas_aquarium]

holy fuck calm dowwn
its not like im like this evvery fuckin day or somethin you just keep catchin me on my off days
noww if you saww me on a good day youd be pretty fuckin impressed i think

HAHAHAA oh good cause i like your eridan <333 1.2

[douchescar]

THAT'S WWWWWWHAT THEY ALL SAY.

O, Christ.
Me blood pressure.
Fuck.

_{[ deep... DEEP BREATHS.
eridan you don't understand see
it's a: i had insecurities asserting myself too so you have to fill it in for me
sort of thing
you know it's sort of important his aquarius boy impresses him
since he secretly lacked confidence in himself. ]}

2.2

[douchescar]

_{[ he runs his hands down his face, muttering incoherently. ]}
Ye dinnae have "bad" days wwhen yer fuckin'







Awwesome, I guess.
Ye havve them, but ye dinnae let anybody knoww ye havve them.
Yer fuckin' doin' it wwrong, lad.

Nobody knowws when ye got a fuckin' good day
Cause yer too busy glubbin'
Blabberin'
About all of the bad days.

[caligulas_aquarium]

huh
so wwhen things go to shit an im pissed i should just shut up about it
not let anyone knoww
keep it all in an just keep goin noww thats an idea alright
fuck im actually surprised i didnt think a this before
thanks for the advvice i may just givve that a try

[douchescar]

Don't reply ta me in that sort a sarcasm, you wworthless twwat.
Sure, talk ta somebody about it. One person ya really trust.

_{[ was that sarcasm who knows he doesn't care he says its sarcasm so it is. ]}

But don't let the fuckin' wworld see howw stupidly wweak an wwhiny ye really are.
Fer me owwn fuckin' sake, just shut the fuck up already.

Talk ta me about yer success noww.
Just try an put me in a betta mood noww.
Better mood.
Fuck.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwait wwhat
that wwasnt

[oh FORGET IT he'll just roll with it]

i mean sure okay great idea in theory but i dont havve anyone i really trust
at my point in time theres only like elevven other trolls left an theyre all a bunch a jackasses
cant trust em at all
so i dont knoww exactly howw thats gonna wwork

[Oh, sure, all of his FAKEY FAKE FAKE SUCCESS :(

wat do..]

wwell
i havve culled a shit ton a land dwwellers for starts
an a lot a lusii too actually
plus id a really good kismesis goin for a wwhile wwith vvrisk
wwe wwere actually the most feared pair a trolls our side a alternia at the time
plus i found a wweapon a thousand times better than the crosshairs too an you wwouldnt believve howw fuckin awwesome it is an by extension howw awwesome it makes me

[douchescar]

_{[ bluhh.
everything he would be remotely proud of gets ignored because ERIDAN
YOU ARE DOING THINGS AGAIN. ]}

Yer doin' it again, boy.
Makin' yerself look better than I wwas.
Am.
WWhatevver.

I don't appreciate it.
Dowwnplayin' the wweapon I wwas usin'.
Tell me wwhat it is ye found.
If it evven exists.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[BUT THERE IS NO WAY DUALSCAR WON'T BE IMPRESSED BY THIS HE JUST KNOWS IT...

so behold oh ancestor of Ampora here.

As Eridan reveals the legendary...WWHITE SCIENCE WWAND]

so wwhaddya think
its pretty fuckin amazin dont you reckon

1.2

[douchescar]

2.2

[douchescar]

So yer a fuckin' wwizard.






That's it.
I don't knoww wwhy I evven had any hope in any of ye.
I'vve givven up.
It isn't wworth any a me owwn time or headaches.

[caligulas_aquarium]

i am not a fuckin wwizard
ill havve you knoww this here is not some kind a fakey fake bullshit magic wwand
evveryone knowws magic isnt real
this orphaner dualscar
is a science wwand

[douchescar]

Alright.
WWhat does it do?
Besides make ye look like






a tool.

_{[ oh he's learning this youngun slang fast. ]}

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Eridan, now glad he has a moment he can use to actually impress his ancestor, paces a few steps away and turns on the spot, facing Dualscar.]

im guessin you havve the crosshairs on you right noww right
like your owwn vversion a it from before i found it
an if thats so i wwant you to just take a fuckin shot at me right noww wwith it
an ill showw you exactly wwhat this can do

[douchescar]

_{[ what. ]}
Ye wwant me ta shoot ya?
Is that wwhat yer sayin'.

WWhat if wwhatevver the fuck that is
Doesn't wwork?

An I fuckin' kill ya?

[caligulas_aquarium]

dont wworry about it
i got blasted by a psionic before an he didnt kill me an evven he wwas better than the crosshairs
evven if it doesnt wwork
wwhich it wwill
ill be fine

[douchescar]

_{[ ... ]}
For the record, I wwouldn't care if this didn't wwork.
An opportunity ta kill one a ye off.

WWith pleasure.

<sub>[ a smirk.
SUDDENLY, RIFLEKIND.
and he steps back himself, chuckling as he does so.

SSSSSSTRIFE. ]</sub>

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah
wwell id be fuckin disappointed if the orphaner himself wwould care if he offed his descendant
so im happy to hear that

[AWW SHIT.
Suddenly, wandkind in retaliation!

BRING IT YOU OLD BASTARD

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