Of all the things to complain about...

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you

[...]

wwhat the fuck i am not biased

Comments

[dewandglass]

Bleee)()()(.
-EV-EN now, you're carping about culling the landdwellers?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh nothin like that
jus sayin things could a gone better an thatd probably be a good place to start
you knoww
actually succeedin instead a lookin like a complete failure in front a evveryone before it wwas too late an the game did it first
along wwith
wwell
evveryone

[dewandglass]

I guess so. 38/
We did w)(at we )(ad to! And it ending like t)(at s)(ouldn't )(ave been a surprise.
B-ESID-ES!!
Karkat and t)(e ot)(ers are still around!
I )(ave )(OP-E t)(at t)(ings will turn out alrig)(t for t)(em.

[caligulas_aquarium]

an them havvin a happy endin is any kind a small comfort to me wwhat wwith bein dead an all howw exactly

[dewandglass]

Because t)(ey're our FRI---ENDS, and we care about w)(at )(appens to t)(em!
It's )(ard to feel muc)( sympat)(y for someone who's dead because )(e was being a DUMBASS. 38O!!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh PLEASE dont evven givve me that
theres not a single fuckin troll on that meteor wwho considered me a friend an you knoww it
they wwere all quite fuckin vvocal about their feelins towwards me
alwways havve been since the start a the fuckin game
you honestly think im gonna be happy for them after all the shit they gavve me
not fuckin likely

an FOR YOUR INFORMATION fef wwhat the fuck did you honestly think wwas gonna happen to a purple blooded troll wwithout a moirail
eq wwould a done wwhat i done a long time ago if nep wwasnt around
an gamz completely lost his shit too

[Yes, he really is partially blaming you for this.}

[dewandglass]

It's not t)(eir faults that none of t)(em considered you a glubbing friend!
You spent all of t)(is time and energy pretending t)(at t)(e )(emospectrum actually MATT-ER-ED!
All we )(ad left after the game was -EAC)( OT)(-ER, -ERIDAN!

Maybe if I )(ad known t)(at dropping you as a moirail would get me MURD-ER-ED,
T)(en I never would )(ave bothered in the FIRST PLACE!
UUUUUG)(!!!
I'm so angry rig)(t now! 3>8O!!!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell excuse me for holdin onto all i had left fef
like i said none a them wwanted to talk to me
or evven havve anythin to do wwith me
the only thing i could pride myself on wwas my blood an the spectrum
wwhich wwas accordin to evveryone meaninless
howw the fuck did you think i felt
but no wwait please forgivve me for thinkin howw i felt mattered
an i can already tell this is gonna keep goin full circle no matter wwhat i say an end wwith wwhat a fuckin prick i am
so i dont care be angry hate me as much as you wwant
not like it matters anymore anywway

[dewandglass]

Trying to )(ate you )(ere would be stupid.
Mostly I'm just sad t)(at t)(ings )(ad to turn out t)(e way t)(ey did.
I'm sorry t)(at I couldn't )(elp you more, -Eridan, but you can't blame me for w)(at )(appened.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i
i knoww i cant
its just me bein me i guess alwways findin it hard to take responsibility for evverythin i do
sorry you knoww howw i am i guess
better than most
you didnt deservve that though i knoww it wwasnt your fault

[dewandglass]

)(a)(a)(a.
You must )(ave t)(is conversation wit)( me a LOT, )(u)(?

[caligulas_aquarium]

theres a lot a fefs around here ill say that much
so maybe im gettin a bit better wwith each one i run into

[dewandglass]

I've seen an awful lot of -Eridans, too.
It's kind of weird to sea )(ow different t)(ings are )(ere, I t)(ink. 38/

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat do you mean