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dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in dear_mun2012-02-27 07:33 pm
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Of all the things to complain about...
you knoww there sure are a fuckton a AUs all ovver this place
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you
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wwhat the fuck i am not biased
an i mean it isnt evven JUST for my canon but like for fuckin evverythin as wwell it may as wwell go dowwn some kinda route wwhere wwere practically swwimmin in aus an all us ou characters are a fuckin minority
an at that point wwell be inferior or somethin an wwiped out
so im wwonderin
wwhy the fuck havve you not made some kind a au for me
it could be some kind a swweet tale in wwhich i cull all the land dwwellers an get all the bitches
but im like no fuck you all my quadrants are reservved
an despite the fact i wwouldnt be so pick an choosey like SOME trolls id still say it
just to keep em in line
its bein hard to get or some shit i dunno
in any case id fuckin consider it if i wwere you
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wwhat the fuck i am not biased
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im guessin you havve the crosshairs on you right noww right
like your owwn vversion a it from before i found it
an if thats so i wwant you to just take a fuckin shot at me right noww wwith it
an ill showw you exactly wwhat this can do
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Ye wwant me ta shoot ya?
Is that wwhat yer sayin'.
WWhat if wwhatevver the fuck that is
Doesn't wwork?
An I fuckin' kill ya?
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i got blasted by a psionic before an he didnt kill me an evven he wwas better than the crosshairs
evven if it doesnt wwork
wwhich it wwill
ill be fine
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For the record, I wwouldn't care if this didn't wwork.
An opportunity ta kill one a ye off.
WWith pleasure.
[ a smirk.
SUDDENLY, RIFLEKIND.
and he steps back himself, chuckling as he does so.
SSSSSSTRIFE. ]
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wwell id be fuckin disappointed if the orphaner himself wwould care if he offed his descendant
so im happy to hear that
[AWW SHIT.
Suddenly, wandkind in retaliation!
BRING IT YOU OLD BASTARD
boss theme.mp3]
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He glances over his shoulder as he makes his way to step back a bit. ]
Is that so..?
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youre brutal merciless an cruel
land dwwellers evverywwhere feared you so much your vvessel alone wwas enough to make them panic an lose their shit
i admire that so fuckin much its wwhy i wwanna be like you
if it turned out you wwere a fuckin wwuss a course id be disappointed
[Trying to say this in the least insulting manner possible ahah...]
oh man don't mind my td'lr this is adorbs.
Sort of annoyed; sort of unsure. These Eridans really had a weird way in making his feelings go all loopy... in a weird, loopy, sort of fatherly way. He, too, harboured emotions excessively like Eridan.
Let's look at the options in all honesty for a second.
Somewhere, deep down there, a part of him really didn't want to kill Eridan, but he couldn't easily make that known after reacting so negatively towards him.
I mean, he resembled himself so much.
And although Eridan disappointed him a lot, he knew there was potential there. Somewhere. There had to be if he had so much of a resemblence of himself. So really, Dualscar didn't want Eridan dead. Just kind of... around so he could verbally insult. Maybe even hit across the face.
Here and now, though, and unknown to Eridan's knowledge, he had proven himself already.
Well, sort of. I mean, not proven himself completely, but in a way.
An amount of unspoken envy was burning for the bravery he was displaying. Although Orphaner had years and years of building up walls around his heart and putting on a facade of everything Eridan had just praised him for, he really was a coward. Bitter and disappointed at himself, and the rest of the world.
But after Eridan said he would be disappointed in him for being that way, well, he couldn't exactly stop now, could he? For the love of sweet jegus, Dualscar was repulsed at himself for wanting to even impress Eridan. I mean, look at him. He was so pathetic; it was beyond a doubt he held so much of Dualscar's own personality.
Dualscar turns on his heels, ignoring the knot in his stomach as he crouches, an uneasy sneer on his face, razor sharp teeth glistening over his lips. It was an odd look that Eridan probably hadn't seen before, yellow eyes glaring, cheeks tinted purple with utter fury.
It was a wave of emotions bundled up in one facial expression, and a low growl even vibrated within the back of his throat as his fins pressed tightly against the side of his face.
He didn't really have anything to say. He didn't want to display any hesitance, so with a near roar, he unleashed Ahab's Crosshair's upon his descendent.
One shot after another after another after another. ]
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He repeats this each time Dualscar fires at him, matching his marksmanship with his own and the power of his weapon seemed to easily match the crosshair's blasts, blowing away each shot with ease. He was, however, careful enough not to put too much energy into it. He didn't want to overpower the crosshairs so much that the attack followed through and made it seem like he was actually shooting at Dualscar; he didn't want to hurt him after all, just impress him.
This...was pretty much the highlight of his entire cycle.]
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Well, an impressive weapon in any case. Boy, the things Orphaner could have done if they had that when he was a youngun. The things he could kill with elegance and ease; a simple flick of the wrist.
So, he was more impressed with the weapon. And actually wanted it.
Eridan's hand-eye coordination was impressive, but like hell he was going to praise him for any of that. If he did, he wouldn't hear the end of it from this Eridan ever again.
Once it is all over and the smoke begins to clear, Dualscar doesn't seem to be anywhere in sight.
WHAT IF YOU EVAPORATED HIM SOMEHOW, ERIDAN. ]
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If you're watching this non-evaporated Dualscar, Eridan is totally worried.]
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
dualscar...?
[Looking around, totally dropping his guard, etc.]
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He shifts, holding him steady to be sure he doesn't run away.. or anything. Who knows. Maybe Eridan liked being this close to Dualscar even when he was in a mood. ]
WWWHERE DID--
[ ahem. ]
WWhere did a wworthless grub like yourself obtain a wweapon like that?
Best be tellin' me, boy.
Me patience is vvery short.
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This is the part where Eridan realizes he might pack more firepower and match Dualscar's aim, but physically the guy is just better than him in every single way.
Fuck, why is this worrisome kinda.]
someone i knoww made it for me
wwhy
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Eridan, this is your ancestor being creepy.
It was hard for him to keep his shit together right now. Such a pitiful, little worm like Eridan having possession of such a powerful weapon, one more inferior than his, really didn't set well with him.
Perhaps he had underestimated Eridan, but his pride wasn't going to accept that so easily.
No matter what, he was going to find some sort of flaw with his descendent and never be satisfied with him.
He leans down and murmurs close to his ear. ]
An wwhat sort a person wwould evven bother intrusting ye ta such a tool?
WWhat exactly havve you done wwith it so far?
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And maybe this is the part where he once again says the wrong thing. SURE HOPE DUALSCAR DIDN'T HAVE HIS OWN PROBLEMS WITH A YELLOWBLOODED PSIONIC.]
wwell uh
there wwas this yellowwblooded psionic fef wwas friends wwith wwho kept pissin me off an he wwas practically the reason she abandoned me
cause you knoww she preferred him ovver me so once he came into the picture she nevver spoke to me again
he beat me in a duel too wwhen i had the crosshairs an humiliated me in front a her
so once i got this wwe had a rematch an i fuckin demolished him
i didnt cull him though i just blinded him
may as wwell just let him livve out the rest a his days in complete sufferin right
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Come on, you expect him to hurt his descendent after that little sob story? If Eridan hadn't sounded so sincere there, maybe hide the fear in his voice, Dualscar might have been a bit more aggressive; snap the runts neck and make off with that wandkind for himself. But this was sort of hard.
Especially when he can relate in a way. Sure, merciless and brutal, but it was really hard to live up to that title when conversing with somebody who is basically a miniature of himself. Had Orphaner been more self loathing, just maybe; but he was too prideful for that.
And so he eventually just sits down a few feet from Eridan to calm himself a little, glancing up at him as his facade wears off, once again sporting a poker face. ]
So the only thing ye'vve been usin' that thing for is revvenge?
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He could easily snap at any given time just like Eridan had...and he wouldn't want either of the two possible outcomes to ever happen.]
wwell initially
first thing i did
i mean i had other plans but they kind a
uh
are no longer possible if you catch my drift
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Son-thing.
Whatever.
Actually, he doesn't exactly get it, but that's okay. He doesn't really care. He knew that if he had something like that, he would use it for revenge too.
Here's an interesting thought he pries into next, which is sort of surprising. ]
This Fef lass.
I awwfully hear a lot about her.
An I get she is the heiress ta be. I understand that.
An I understand howw she broke yer heart, glub glub, etc.
Howwevver, I'vve nevver actually been told wwho she is exactly.
Tell me about her.
[ oh sure he can ask about Feferi but you cannot ask him about her ancestor. NOPE.
In any case, he has reasons, but since we're supposed to find out secrets about him, he's supposed to be all vague.
And mysterious.
And shit.
yeah i know how to roleplay this. ]
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[He's trying to think of what to say...specifically, that might interest Dualscar or something?]
shes
great
i mean
really just
[Pause. God, what to say?]
shes not exactly wwhat youd expect from an empress to be admittedly
i mean she kind a wwants to do a major ovverhaul a troll society an change the wway things are
so the useless trolls still havve a place in society
[He realizes too soon that this sounds awful, and he immediately cuts into what he's saying.]
but theres nothin wwrong wwith her
at all
shes great
the best fuckin troll i havve evver knowwn
she puts up wwith evveryones shit no matter howw inane it is or no matter howw much a it is total bullshit
an shes encouragin an optimistic an really really excitable about evverythin
she just has all a this passion for life an its not like anythin id evver seen before
shes carefree an has a fantastic sense a humor
an despite howw untroll like she might seem shes really strong an independent too
shell take a fuckin stand if others try anythin wwhen shes around
she can stand up for herself wwithout forgettin wwho she is an wwhat she wwants to achievve
an its
its admirable i guess bein that wway in a place like alternia
since most trolls just hide evverythin so they dont risk lookin wweak
i really
i really just
[Oh, whoops, did he go on a bit more than he should have? Admittedly he's really embarrassed by how hopelessly smitten he probably looks...
So he'll just...
look away. Rubbing the back of his neck out of shame.]
i uh
yeah
if thats not wwhat you wwanted to knoww i guess
sorry
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But upon hearing him go on and on about this troll, a part of him really wants to just vomit.
Then again, similar sort of feelings were what he felt for Feferi's ancestor. He wasn't going to admit he was hopelessly smitten as well. Though, not as forward as Eridan. He kept his infatuation quite the secret, releasing his hopeless romantic endeavors on paper rather than actively pursuing the Empress straight up front. She wasn't the easiest to speak to in person, and she sort of scared the shit out of him, tbh.
And so, Dualscar had stowed away somewhere, and hopefully forever sunken at the bottom of the ocean or something in Eridan's time, notes and notes and notes of horrible poetry; sort of like.. creepy stalker writings about her that he had hoped nobody would ever come across.
It's okay. Mindfang had her own trove of hate, filled with hate poems and writings.
In fact, Dualscar was also working on some quadrant filling love advice book (not exactly sure WHY, considering he was horrible at all of it), that he wanted to publish under another name.
But as of now, it is unfinished.
It would go something like this:
Key to Your Quadrants: Blackrom & Redrom Advice. By yours truly and expert adviser, Capt. Orphy Unoscar.
He knew the name he went under would be absolutely perfect. Nobody would know a thing.
But for now, he just lifts a brow. ]
An explain ta me again wwhy she isn't yers again?
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and abandoned me
shes also dead noww
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An howw did she actually die?
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i uh
culled her
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...no, wait.]
i didnt mean it to end that wway
it just sort a
happened
you knoww
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