On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

Some time ago.

I did not! You were the one who suggested it!

[notsoloyal]

And you never said anything.

Because of roofies.

[notyourchauffeur]

Should I have?

I thought that was what you were implying!

[notsoloyal]

Yes.

... Not at all.

[notyourchauffeur]

Better late than never?

Well I suppose that was my mistake- but why did you not correct me?!

[notsoloyal]

Clearly the intercourse desire was true.

[That's why!]

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh for the love of-

SO?

[notsoloyal]

SO IT IS TRUE! YOU ADMIT IT!

[notyourchauffeur]

Wait-

What did I just admit to?

[notsoloyal]

Wanting intercourse.

[notyourchauffeur]

Okay?

[notsoloyal]

So. I win.

Although I still am not too sure about this "all three of us" thing.

[notyourchauffeur]

Well.


We would be how we are now. But more kissing, I imagine.

[notsoloyal]

What makes you think I want more kissing, Sir Roofies?

[notyourchauffeur]

... Oh...

[notsoloyal]

Oh? I never said I did not. You keep assuming things.

[notyourchauffeur]

You are just jerking me around, aren't you?

[notsoloyal]

My hands are nowhere near you.

[notyourchauffeur]

It is a figure of speech and you know it.

[notsoloyal]

Is it? Are you certain?

[notyourchauffeur]

Yeah?

[notsoloyal]

... I give up. This is not working.

[notyourchauffeur]

What? What did I miss?

[notsoloyal]

Nothing. Never mind. You are simply dense.

[notyourchauffeur]

Please tell me.