dear_mun | On waiting

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

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Are you really asking your mun to play nice?

I was under the impression she was fond of me. However her... fondness takes unusual form. Much like the Decepticon brand of fondness.

You realize that making these complaints will do nothing.

Oh do not be so dismal, Shockwave. Everyone has the capability to see reason.

I know from experience, that is not being dismal. You are essentially speaking to a wall.

Can my quiet time be apart from Soundwave? And what's this about feeding you things?

If by 'unusual' you mean violent, then yeah. Mine too.

But they are only human. Humans can be compassionate and understanding. I have seen it.

Yes that. Would be the word for it. Though mine seems to have an obsession with my. Lack of romantic success...

Not these ones. Do not waste your breath.

I would not mind some time with you, however.

...

Yours too?

Here, I will translate your statement for your mun:

"Blah Blah I'm stupidly polite and talk too much about science blah blah blah. I am also totally lecturing you but I will claim not to be in order to justify my talking to much."

There.