On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

You like me!

[NOPE. SORRY SHOCKWAVE.]

[notsoloyal]

I do not! You are absolutely repulsive! And you have wings.

[notyourchauffeur]

You have kissed me on more than one occasion and enjoyed it.

[notsoloyal]

I was under mind control.

[notyourchauffeur]

You were just drunk, that is all.

[notsoloyal]

It was mind control.

[notyourchauffeur]

Alcohol.

[notsoloyal]

There could have been other things in it. You do not know.

[notyourchauffeur]

Are you suggesting I slipped you roofies...?

[notsoloyal]

... Yyyyyyes.

[notyourchauffeur]

[notsoloyal]

[notyourchauffeur]

[notsoloyal]

...

Date rape.

[notyourchauffeur]

Th-

[notsoloyal]

Admit it. You were thinking it.

[notyourchauffeur]

NO!

[notsoloyal]

I saw your eyes. You completely wished to have intercourse with me.

[notyourchauffeur]

What about my eyes made you conclude that?

[notsoloyal]

Do not deny it, Skyfire. I know what I saw.

[notyourchauffeur]

What in Vector Sigma did you see?!

[notsoloyal]

It was the glow.

[notyourchauffeur]

My eyes always glow. And so do yours!

[notsoloyal]

It was different then.

[notyourchauffeur]

HOW?