On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notsoloyal]

[Snuggles in retaliation!]

Can I request that you hurry and loose then?

[notyourchauffeur]

Why, do you not enjoy it?

[notsoloyal]

It is not that. We both know I am correct, so the sooner you loose, the sooner you can admit it.

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh. Okay.

[So he's going to cuddle you into a good position and tickle the hell out of you now.]

[notsoloyal]

[Oh frag, oh frag, oh frag. Not tickling, anything but that! He can't help, but laugh.]

Skyfire! How is this-- tickling has nothing to do with a love-off!

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh I know.

This is just for fun.

[It's all over, Shockwave.]

[notsoloyal]

There is no reason for this!

[All the flailing.]

[notyourchauffeur]

You are absolutely right.

[He finally gives Shockwave a break.]

[notsoloyal]

Hnn. [Flops over.]

Cheater.

[notyourchauffeur]

[Smooch.]

Whatever.

[notsoloyal]

[ajfbsjfbabfhsjbfs]

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

[notyourchauffeur]

Are we not still having a love-off?

[notsoloyal]

You cheated and therefore disqualified yourself. Additionally love-offs should not include doing things that will get me in trouble with Soundwave.

[notyourchauffeur]

I did not cheat. In fact I won.

I do not think you will be in trouble.

[notsoloyal]

No, you were disqualified.

And why is that?

[notyourchauffeur]

You do not even know the rules.

Why don't you ask him?

[notsoloyal]

I know enough to be aware of your cheating.

I am not going to ask him that.

[notyourchauffeur]

Tickling you is not cheating.

Then forget it.

[notsoloyal]

Tickling is not love. That is friendly interaction.

No. You kiss me and inform me that I will not get in trouble for it, then because I do not wish to bring up such a topic with Soundwave I am supposed to forget it. You have given me no reason to.

[notyourchauffeur]

It is love from me.

[... Shrug.]

[notsoloyal]

You never stated that in the definition of the game.

And give me your reasoning, or I shall not be forgetting it.

[notyourchauffeur]

I thought you knew.

Well that sounds like your problem.

[notsoloyal]

I did not.

It sounds like yours, as you will give me one or provide me with the answer as to why I will not get in trouble.

[notyourchauffeur]

Well that is again, your problem.

It is humorous that you think I will comply.

[notsoloyal]

You should have stated that before this started. Again, you cheat.

Then I will not cuddle you, nor are you permitted any more kisses.