On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notsoloyal]

...

Date rape.

[notyourchauffeur]

Th-

[notsoloyal]

Admit it. You were thinking it.

[notyourchauffeur]

NO!

[notsoloyal]

I saw your eyes. You completely wished to have intercourse with me.

[notyourchauffeur]

What about my eyes made you conclude that?

[notsoloyal]

Do not deny it, Skyfire. I know what I saw.

[notyourchauffeur]

What in Vector Sigma did you see?!

[notsoloyal]

It was the glow.

[notyourchauffeur]

My eyes always glow. And so do yours!

[notsoloyal]

It was different then.

[notyourchauffeur]

HOW?

[notsoloyal]

The mind control, obviously.

[notyourchauffeur]

I...




I do not really know what to say to you.

[notsoloyal]

How about "sorry I attempted to mind control you, Shockwave"?

[notyourchauffeur]

...


But I didn't-

[notsoloyal]

I know mind control when I see it, Skyfire. I used it on an entire planet.

[notyourchauffeur]

I c-








Oh I give up.

[notsoloyal]

Yes. So. I do not think the three of us would work. What with the whole. Lack of love. And roofies. Thing.

[notyourchauffeur]

There were no roofies!

And I do not know about you, but I love you.

[notyourchauffeur]

Though now I am questioning that.

[notsoloyal]

So you say.

And that is only as a friend, Skyfire... Except when the roofies are involved.

[notyourchauffeur]

No, I love you as more than a friend, Shockwave-

DAMN IT THERE WERE NO ROOFIES. I AM NOT A RAPIST, SHOCKWAVE!

[notsoloyal]

That is not what you told me before.

Are you certain? You brought up the roofies, clearly you must have a guilty conscience.

[notyourchauffeur]

Well I am telling you now.

I am certain!