On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notsoloyal]

You are not.

[notyourchauffeur]

Better than yourself on the matter.

[notsoloyal]

I know enough.

[notyourchauffeur]

And I, more. Or should we have a love-off to decide this?

[notsoloyal]

A love-off?

[notyourchauffeur]

Yes.

[notsoloyal]

What the slag is a love-off?

[notyourchauffeur]

We must engage in affection to decide who the winner is. Points are awarded accordingly.

[notsoloyal]

However you have a tendency to cheat.

[notyourchauffeur]

How would I cheat?

[notsoloyal]

Your strength.

[notyourchauffeur]

More strength does not mean more love.

[notsoloyal]

It does however mean you are capable of cheating.

But very well, we can have a love-off.

[notyourchauffeur]

Yes.

[That means he just gets to cuddle and be extreme amounts gay with you fyi.]

[notsoloyal]

[Vector Sigma the gay. Darn it Skyfire.]

Have you lost yet?

[notyourchauffeur]

No. I am winning.

[All the cuddles, Shockwave.]

[notsoloyal]

[Snuggles in retaliation!]

Can I request that you hurry and loose then?

[notyourchauffeur]

Why, do you not enjoy it?

[notsoloyal]

It is not that. We both know I am correct, so the sooner you loose, the sooner you can admit it.

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh. Okay.

[So he's going to cuddle you into a good position and tickle the hell out of you now.]

[notsoloyal]

[Oh frag, oh frag, oh frag. Not tickling, anything but that! He can't help, but laugh.]

Skyfire! How is this-- tickling has nothing to do with a love-off!

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh I know.

This is just for fun.

[It's all over, Shockwave.]

[notsoloyal]

There is no reason for this!

[All the flailing.]

[notyourchauffeur]

You are absolutely right.

[He finally gives Shockwave a break.]

[notsoloyal]

Hnn. [Flops over.]

Cheater.