On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[namesnotprowl]

With them? There's never been enough disaster. They always want a little more.

Mm. You could've fooled me. You didn't seem very loose the last time we talked, American Pie.

[notyourchauffeur]

So I am abundantly aware.

Hmm just because I am not bordering on mean-spirited and still stand by my morals? It is not as though I do not have any fun.

[A long pause.]

Are you aware that film is about someone sticking their unit into a baked pastry to achieve sexual gratification?

[namesnotprowl]

Darlin', where did the spirit of the action and morals enter into the 'fun' equation? I couldn't say anything, aside from the fact that I have literally never seen you having fun.

Except that one time you were overcharged.

[He snorts.]

Oh, I know. And in the second one he accidentally gets stuck to himself in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification. Though frankly, calling you American Pie 2 doesn't have the same ring.

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh, forgive me for not having fun where you can see it.

Uhg. Well at least I am not the first...

[namesnotprowl]

If there's no evidence then c'n only go off what I've seen and assume you're a stick-in-the-mud.

Ah. But the first would not have required a distress call.

[notyourchauffeur]

And if I were to make a similar statement to you, you would snap at me for making assumptions about Decepticons or your own character. Perhaps practice what you preach.

[namesnotprowl]

Only counts as assumptions about Decepticons when it turns into "taking over the world and kicking puppies". And you c'n assume whatever you like about me.
I know you already have.