On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

Why not? I have come to care rather deeply for the both of you.

Oh, we do not? What would constitute the proper amount of time spent?

[notsoloyal]

Alright, well it makes sense for Soundwave.

More than a few hours each day, no excuses.

[notyourchauffeur]

For yourself as well, Shockwave.

That is a rather strict schedule.

[notsoloyal]

Friends are not as important however. Not in comparison. You are odd, Skyfire.

You brought such a schedule upon yourself.

[notyourchauffeur]

Friends are just as important!

I did? How so?

[notsoloyal]

Not as important as those you are in love with. I am aware of the basics of emotion.

You avoided spending time with us for quite some time. You only have yourself to blame.

[notyourchauffeur]

Perhaps it is easily defined that way by some individuals, but not by myself.

Ahh, I have worked myself into a debt, I see.

[notsoloyal]

So you say.

And you have.

[notyourchauffeur]

I do say. Besides, your cuteness adds value.

And it has gained interest, from the sounds of it?

[notsoloyal]

... I will hurt you Skyfire. I will hurt you without even moving.

Yes.

[notyourchauffeur]

Whoahh. Looks like we have a toughguy over here.

How much interest?

[notsoloyal]

I am not laughing.

It is unlikely you will pay it all of within the vorn.

[notyourchauffeur]

Then I had best laugh doubly for the both of us!

Goodness! What is your interest rate?

[notsoloyal]

If you are attempting to be amusing, it is not working.

It would be best if you did not know.

[notyourchauffeur]

It is working for me! Perhaps you are reflecting the amusement back at me!

Oh, but I believe I have the right to know, should any foul play be at hand.

[notsoloyal]

Clearly that must be it.

I am a Decepticon, Skyfire. You can trust me.

[notyourchauffeur]

[And that sends him into hysterics.]

[notsoloyal]

...

I did not make a joke.

[notyourchauffeur]

I c-

I can't!

[More guffawing.]

[notsoloyal]

I did not do anything funny!

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh sometimes you do not have to try. You are so cute.

[notsoloyal]

Hnnnnnnn. I will punch you.

[notyourchauffeur]

You like me too much.

[notsoloyal]

I could try not to.

[notyourchauffeur]

My adoration of you would come through for me.