On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

I am getting along quite well, actually.

[aerospace]

That's not very nice. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[lol hypocrite]

[notyourchauffeur]

Are you sure you should be lecturing me in manners, Starscream?

[aerospace]

Someone should lecture you back. Its only fair.

[notyourchauffeur]

Why, at this rate you could be going soft.

[aerospace]

Take that back.

[notyourchauffeur]

[And Starscream you will witness the fact that he learned how to say:]

No.

[aerospace]

[Grrrr]

Yes.

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh, well when you put it that way...









Mmmmmmmmmmmmno.

[aerospace]

I demand you take it back at once or I will ...

... Do something. I don't know what, but when I think of it you will be sorry.

[notyourchauffeur]

I am shaking in my metahuman skin.

[aerospace]

Oh yeah?! And what if I shake you? What then?!

[notyourchauffeur]

I would have a bad case of whiplash?

[aerospace]

[.......]

I could step on you.

[notyourchauffeur]

And have Shockwave, Soundwave, and two very angry engineers who've been tutored in cybertronian technology on your hands.

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[aerospace]

[>(]

I'll just step on them too.

[notyourchauffeur]

Except that part where we are all metahuman and could probably give you a proper trouncing.

[aerospace]

You don't know that.

I could have an amazing special ability as well.

[notyourchauffeur]

I know you special ability.

[aerospace]

Because you know everything right?

[notyourchauffeur]

Well I was going to say you have a rather special ability to run your vocals but if you want to go so far as to say that, thank you!

[aerospace]

You are highly irritating to an even greater degree than Skywarp is.

[notyourchauffeur]

Did I exhaust your wit already?

I will forever love that icon

[aerospace]

My amusement maybe.

But my wit? That will never exhaust.

It is my favorite thing

[notyourchauffeur]

Good to know.