On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

Whoahh. Looks like we have a toughguy over here.

How much interest?

[notsoloyal]

I am not laughing.

It is unlikely you will pay it all of within the vorn.

[notyourchauffeur]

Then I had best laugh doubly for the both of us!

Goodness! What is your interest rate?

[notsoloyal]

If you are attempting to be amusing, it is not working.

It would be best if you did not know.

[notyourchauffeur]

It is working for me! Perhaps you are reflecting the amusement back at me!

Oh, but I believe I have the right to know, should any foul play be at hand.

[notsoloyal]

Clearly that must be it.

I am a Decepticon, Skyfire. You can trust me.

[notyourchauffeur]

[And that sends him into hysterics.]

[notsoloyal]

...

I did not make a joke.

[notyourchauffeur]

I c-

I can't!

[More guffawing.]

[notsoloyal]

I did not do anything funny!

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh sometimes you do not have to try. You are so cute.

[notsoloyal]

Hnnnnnnn. I will punch you.

[notyourchauffeur]

You like me too much.

[notsoloyal]

I could try not to.

[notyourchauffeur]

My adoration of you would come through for me.

[notsoloyal]

You are too confident.

[notyourchauffeur]

I am confident with love.

[notsoloyal]

That makes no sense.

[notyourchauffeur]

It does not have to.

[notsoloyal]

Yes it does.

[notyourchauffeur]

Love is a senseless thing.

[notsoloyal]

Love and confidence do no go together in the manner you are attempting to use them.

[notyourchauffeur]

Are you a love expert?

[notsoloyal]

You are not.

[notyourchauffeur]

Better than yourself on the matter.