On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

You like me.

[notsoloyal]

... Stop being so cheerful about it.

[notyourchauffeur]

Would you rather I be sad?

[notsoloyal]

No. It is just not that big of a deal.

[notyourchauffeur]

Well it is to me.

[notsoloyal]

It does not mean anything.

[notyourchauffeur]

Except that you want to kiss me and maybe hold hands.

[notsoloyal]

The look on your face right now, is the reason I will never hold hands with you.

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh.

[notsoloyal]

[Oh, frag it all. Quietly reaches out and takes his hand.]

[notyourchauffeur]

[Oh- okay.]

You say many things you do not mean, don't you?

[notsoloyal]

Not at all.

[notyourchauffeur]

Yeah, okay.

[Whatever. Only snuggles now.]

[notsoloyal]

You tell anyone and I shall... I shall be incredibly upset with you.

[notyourchauffeur]

Well I do not know...

I mean.

I cannot be trusted to know what is going on, so I cannot be held responsible for something I might say to...

Michael.

[notsoloyal]

[Hand holding TERMINATED.]

I apologize, we do not seem to be working out. It was nice while it lasted.

WRONG THREAD WOW

[notyourchauffeur]

I was joking.

I WAS SO CONFUSED

[notsoloyal]

Were you?

/)_(\

[notyourchauffeur]

Yes, of course. Just teasing you.

why you confuse me so

[notsoloyal]

Soundwave does not tease me.

I'm sorry babbu

[notyourchauffeur]

Well you could stand the teasing. Perhaps more tickles, too.

D(

[notsoloyal]

I would like out of this relationship. I did not sign on for such treatment.