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[heliumfart]

I don't know how the yotz you expected me to find this amusing, hoo-man. Might I remind you that I am dominar to over six hundred billion subjects? Surely that's a rather more important fact to denote in a user name than a perfectly natural bodily function which I occasionally happen to perform.

I know your species succumbs unusually quickly to illness from excess ingestion. Would you like it if I called you sludgedren? Or boozevomit?

That's what I thought.

canon is tokyo ghoul | voicetesting uta-san

[humanthrill]

Mun-san, it's too hard to surprise you when I live in your head.

( your surprises suck, uta-san. )

Oh. Sorry, then.

Someone's Checking out High Seas

[barb_notbabs]

Eyepatch, huh? You sure about this, mun? Aren't pirates supposed to be superstitious, or something? Redheaded woman on the ship, over here.

I would look pretty snazzy in a pirate outfit, though... But if you think I'm going to get along with some Anna girl, you might want to check my history.

re-voicetesting || homeless

[crystallineskies]

Mn, it's alright, mun-san.

I don't need a 'game' to go into just yet.

[ A sweet, gentle smile flits onto her lips. ]

Take your time catching up and don't stress yourself. I will not just disappear on you, so please, take care of yourself first. If you still decide you'd like to play me in a game, then we'll tackle that then, okay?

re: things happening in a modern au thread (Canon is Kyo Kara Maoh!)

[incensus]

I have a fiancé! I'm betrothed! This isn't right!

I don't care if it's an "alternate universe," you made it up for your own selfish purposes and you know it! And I know you're also aware that I love Yuuri! And only Yuuri!

...STOP IT!!

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[tsukinohime]

Mun-chan!

I'm sleepy! I already have too much to do with school, snacking, fighting evil with Ami-chan and Rei-chan, video games.

I don't have time for more things like this!

on poor decisions that mun-san makes

[suiseisenshi]

Why would you put me in such a place?!

I-I-I--you---but---!

-but it's not love letters, now is it?-

It's something far worse!

happy muse is happy

[lateforthewar]

GOLLY GEE WHIZ, MISS! You sure got me some great as fuck new icons! They're shiny and colorful and expressive and awesome.

Oh and your hiatus thing?! THAT'S OKAY TOO! Everyone knows I'm gonna be awesome and fucking great no matter what. You take your time, but not too much time, 'kay? I'll be waitin'!

Ummm, far as the "post apocalyptic date" thing... Y'don't have to try and find me a gal to have coffee with. Sure as heck would be nice, but we all gotta find shelter first, and make sure we can defend ourselves... Not much time for romance there. Gee, I can't think of how to ask someone on a date like that anyway! Ya don't ask someone out while you're trying to fight off evil monsters! I mean you can, but only if you're winning! If you're losing, that's a real jerk move.

Man too beautiful to find love... apparently

[princelygenius]

It is a terrible burden to be both beautiful and a genius, you see. But it is a burden that I must bear.

I believe my overall perfection frightens any possible partners away, wouldn't you agree? Perhaps there is a single young gentleman out there who could see past my ability to speak twelve languages or flowing locks and love me for who I really am...

Perhaps I'm being overly hopeful.

GotG was wonderful

[caster_blaster]

Look, mun, you have to believe me. I LOVED the movie, really! It was fine.

I'm just saying, maybe we deserve our own little movie, too. Think about it! Starlord. Starwind. We both bop around space on a ship full of crazy jerks. We both look incredible and have the most amazing knack for escaping death. We both tend to have women who have tried to kill us in various awful ways. We're pretty much the same guy.

...What? The series? Yeah, that was fine, but it was YEARS ago, and it didn't have an audience. Did you see the ratings in Japan? This is our big chance to get known by a new audience! Plus that other "Star" series is gonna' come out eventually. It's the age of good space adventures, again!

Muse has been loud lately + things to say about 395

[shadowdrive]

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[notasnowman]

Look, I know you only made me so you can get the ice jokes out of your system. I love a good joke as much as the next guy, but this journal name is not funny.

Well you got someone's attention, hurling names like that around.

[ottermadness]

Yes he is very popular now isn't he? It's no wonder really. Look at what he did on Halfworld, my family and our people owe him so much.

Enjoy his time in the light, he himself will not.

I did rather like the voice though. [Softest little smirk there]

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[thatguyseye]

So what was the point of this all? Oh good for you managing to actually put this together, now what the biiiiig plan?

You aren't seriously considering something like amatomnes or cityofariel are you? That's just-

Gross. Just plain wrong. What is wrong with you? That ain't funny.

And don't think you can just stick me in some crappy slice of life either. I ain't no domesticated pet.

Oh Lord... His voice is terrible but he has been getting more and more noisy

[chaoticbalance]

I do not understand why you keep saying that I am one of the few 'bad guys' in your head. I am not a bad guy. You understand this, correct?

Hmmm... Am I a 'bad guy' because I do not bow to the whims of figure heads, spineless 'leaders', or the Avatar? I do not see how choosing my own path makes me 'bad'.

[He takes a seat.]

Regardless of what you think of me I am here now. I am curious to see what the future brings us.

Voice testing; canon is Underbelly Files: Infiltration.

[squirreling]

[The petite blonde shoves her hands in the pockets of her leather jacket and glances around, neither excited nor upset to be here.]

While it's really nice to get to be myself and not someone else for a change -- I'm not sure what we're going for. The job's not the same without Colin around. Without him, I'm back to being just a squirrel.

...What do you mean there are talking squirrels around here? Where is this place? I know I spent six months around kilos of cocaine but I'm pretty sure real squirrels don't talk.

And this journal name isn't funny either. Just because I let everyone around the office call me it doesn't mean I want the entire world to call me it. It's sentimental, okay?

Just, see if Colin turns up, okay? I miss the bloke.

[Voice-Testing! Canon is "Yume Musubi, Koi Musubi"]

[franklyuke]

 Ah; please take care of me, mun-san!

I don't really know how this is supposed to work, but I'll try not to give you too much trouble.

Make sure to introduce me to lots of interesting people, okay?

On seeing pictures of a geep

[filchedfruit]

This thing is real? Seriously? A goat and a sheep actually...?

[ breaks off and starts laughing]

I can't believe this! They actually had a...a lamb/kid thing?

[ after getting the laughter out of his system]

I wonder how it tastes.

What? You got a problem with that? It's not worth eating now, anyway. It's gotta grow some more meat first.

In response to what Capaldi and Jenna have said about the new Doctor...

[intensestaring]

I'm not here for romance, am I? I'm an ancient Time Lord, not another ordinary human being, and quite frankly, my former regenerations should never have been flirting with their companions in the first place. I'm embarrassed by their romantic entanglements, and I will not be following in their ridiculous footsteps. Honestly, bowties and pinstripes... it's time I stopped behaving as a child and acted my own age.

I have far too many important things to be doing, anyway, and...and I was married, wasn't I? What more do you want from me?

Now go away, I'm busy.