Man too beautiful to find love... apparently

[princelygenius]

It is a terrible burden to be both beautiful and a genius, you see. But it is a burden that I must bear.

I believe my overall perfection frightens any possible partners away, wouldn't you agree? Perhaps there is a single young gentleman out there who could see past my ability to speak twelve languages or flowing locks and love me for who I really am...

Perhaps I'm being overly hopeful.

Comments

[fromherbranches]

...

*Is... is this guy for real? Toto just... stares up (yes, up. Being 5'2" can be a pain sometimes...) at him, and adjusts his feathered red cap. Beware, stranger, of the girly Sprite whose hair is curlier than yours!*

Perhaps if you toned down your vanity, that might help. It kind of sounds like you're desperate, and that's not really a turn-on for most, I think.

Do you understand?

*He's also ignoring his mun giggling about shipping. Because those goggles are always on anyway.*

[soda_delirium]

[........
Eridan is probably the worst person to try giving romantic advice and even he knows it, but this guy....]

your hair aint that long an i nevver met anyone wwho cared shit about languages
wwhat else you got
wword a advvice callin YOURSELF perfect is a univversal turn off
you sure youre lookin for a person an not a mirror

[He's not trying to be a jerk, he's just... really, really not the go-to guy for good manners.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Perhaps its the fact that you brag way too much. It makes you look like a pompous asshole.