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[thatguyseye]

So what was the point of this all? Oh good for you managing to actually put this together, now what the biiiiig plan?

You aren't seriously considering something like amatomnes or cityofariel are you? That's just-

Gross. Just plain wrong. What is wrong with you? That ain't funny.

And don't think you can just stick me in some crappy slice of life either. I ain't no domesticated pet.

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[okami_shiranui]

You say that as if it would stop them, my friend. I was given this human form for the sole purpose of "trolling" that Amatomnes place many years ago. The fact that it is disgusting or humiliating seems to be the entire purpose of sending us there. It is for that unfortunate reason that logic does not seem to work with them. At all. I have considered biting as an alternative method, however.

[thatguyseye]

At least you kinda look like you belong with those hairless monkey freaks on that island. Uh. No offense lady. kinda.

I personally prefer large guns over biting. But you gotta make do sometimes with whatcha got.

[okami_shiranui]

I do now, yes. Before I was dragged there I was a wolf, and happier for it I think. That island was little but trouble for me, though I made a few fast friends.

Guns? Those are those cannon things, yes? I can see the appeal to them, yet perhaps my magic is more reliable. Still, as long as it wins the fight in a satisfying way, that is what truly matters is it not?

[thatguyseye]

Ooooh a wolf. Well lucky you. Glad to hear you made some pals, I'd rather be making money and not getting all forced into some weird strange perverted sex island escapades. No thanks, Pass, next please.

Psh. Magic. Buncha' mumbo jumbo. Guns, bombs, all that stuff is better than some hocus pocus. More fun too. Heh, the right missile in the right place makes all the difference.

[tricksandmischief]

You've very demanding for a.... What are you anyway?

[thatguyseye]

I'm obviously a freakin' whale you greasy moron.

[tricksandmischief]

Ah... a whale. A very tiny, furry whale with teeth and a bad attitude in that case.

[thatguyseye]

Right, see now you got it. You're not as dumb as you look.

Which really isn't sayin a whole lot.

[tricksandmischief]

It was a simple question to which you had an unnecessarily sarcastic answer.

I take it that you are always so hostile.

[thatguyseye]

Wow, another great insight. You must be the smartest guy in your whole village. I'm sure they're very proud of you.

By the way, in case we're unclear. Still sarcastic. Yeah.

[tricksandmischief]

Very one note.

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[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[thatguyseye]

Look, just- Don't go there. It's gross, and I don't wanna hear your ideas on the specifics, alright?

Talkin 'bout doing it with monkeys and stuff...

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[thatguyseye]

Don't! Look you damn... whatever. If you keep bringin this up, I'm gonna put you in a pot.

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!