on poor decisions that mun-san makes

[suiseisenshi]

Why would you put me in such a place?!

I-I-I--you---but---!

-but it's not love letters, now is it?-

It's something far worse!

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[actsmagnificent]

[ On a scale from 1 to "you are not the water senshi she wants to think about in that context"... ]

.....Get out of there.

[suiseisenshi]

I'm trying but Mun-san won't let me!

[actsmagnificent]

Try harder.

[ Don't make her chauffeur you. She chauffeurs everyone. It's like she's the only person with a car or something.

...Whatever. ]

[suiseisenshi]

-she's been trying. She really even is trying to transform to give an extra oomph to just get out-

Have you been stuck there? What happens?

[actsmagnificent]

It's nothing you should have to experience yet.

[ Not that she's been there herself. But she's been around DW long enough to have heard. Things. ]

Can you bribe your mun with memes?

[suiseisenshi]

-that earns a skeptical look-

So you have been there? What goes on? What do you mean nothing I should have experienced yet?

[actsmagnificent]

Curiosity can't help you there!

[ You're innocent, and pure, and good, and she is not saying the word "aphrodisiac" in your earshot. ]

Just...exercise restraint. Trust no one. Even yourself.

[suiseisenshi]

You're not answering the question, Haruka-san.

-she's less curious about the place itself but how Haruka ended up there if she'd ever been there-

Restraint?

[incousinswithyou]

Like handcuffs.

[Michiru, where did you even come from?]

[suiseisenshi]

-her eyes grow wide. Then wider. Then wider. Then W I D E R-

-Michiru, you may have broken her brain-

[actsmagnificent]

[ Yes, thanks, Michiru. That was....helpful.

Haruka clears her throat. And then that didn't work, so she does it again. ]

....you can't be too careful.

[incousinswithyou]

Yes. Safety first, right?

[the amount of unholy amusement in her voice should be illegal.]

[suiseisenshi]

You've been there too, Michiru-san?

[incousinswithyou]

[hand reaching up to tap at her chin.]

Oh? Does it seem like I've been there?

[actsmagnificent]

[ ABORT MISSION MISSION A FAILURE ]

Anyway, we'll get you out of there as soon as we can. Keep away from others until then.

[suiseisenshi]

That place doesn't affect either of you?

[incousinswithyou]

Did you want it to?

[how is she this unhelpful?]

[actsmagnificent]

[ Affected there. With Michiru. That would...

And now she's redder. ]

Stay put.

[ She does her best to glare at Michiru - you are not helping - but dammit, she can't unthink what's been thought, now she's bothered in several ways. ]

[playerseye]

Hmmmm, I wonder....

[suiseisenshi]

-Former enemy? Ami is instantly on her guard-

Wonder what?

[playerseye]

Oh, just my chances. I remember you have one of the most beautiful dreams I ever saw..... And well you are very attractive....

[suiseisenshi]

-her eyes go very wide and she fights the blush that's creeping up her neck already-

A ploy to get into people's dreams and stealing them again?

[playerseye]

Oh come on, The Amazon Trio saw and changed their ways remember? Can't I just have an interest in you?

[suiseisenshi]

M-Me?!

-the blush creeps higher and higher on her neck and hits her face. She tries to remain composed because this isn't like love letters, that she is actually allergic to, she starts stammering things-

You're...you're human now?

[playerseye]

Sure am. So.... can I visit you at well, you know?

[suiseisenshi]

Well--I--yes.

-Mun waves a YES sign and Ami tries her best to swat it away-

[inthenameofthemoon]

You're kidding, right?

[ .... yep. That might be one pale Moon Rabbit staring at in horror at the place that Ami-chan's being brought. ]

Ami-chan's really not going there... right?

[suiseisenshi]

Not by my own free will!

-where's her books?! She can just bury her face in those books and pretend none of that is happening-

[inthenameofthemoon]

But that place is horrible!

[ There is no hiding from the love hotel. Usagi knows this very well and is even more worried for one of her dearest friends' safety! ]

Maybe if we get everyone to talk to your mun, we can convince them to take you out!

[ Nope. It doesn't work like that Usagi. ]

[suiseisenshi]

-Did everyone go there except her?! She's heard very vaguely about Love Hotels around Tokyo but...but this...-

Usagi-chan....?

[inthenameofthemoon]

I just... don't believe anyone else should go to that place.

[ It's been awhile since she's been there. In fact, she hopes she never has to go back to any place with that kind of premise ever again. ]

[suiseisenshi]

You've been there?!

-why didn't they know about it? They would've come for Usagi within a heartbeat!-

[inthenameofthemoon]

Once or twice... a long time ago.

[ And it'd stay that way if she could help it... ]

Still, the idea that Ami-chan is going to that place...!

[suiseisenshi]

-she covers her face-

Mun-san is terrible like that.

[inthenameofthemoon]

[ And like that, Usagi just quickly scoops up Ami in a really tight hug. ]

I don't want anyone else to go through that! Especially not you, Ami-chan!

[suiseisenshi]

-she's swooped up into one of Usagi's world famous hugs. Though her cheeks turn a little pink, she hugs her friend back tightly-

I--I'll be all right. I'll get back home.