dear_mun | Nov. 19th, 2013

Nov. 19th, 2013

( Possible Spoilers, and teel deer )

Okay so, you're looking for a game to put me in, and it's based on a setting you love and they allow "original characters" like myself. Okay... That's good right?

I guess I should be happy now that I won't be bored inside your placid brain, but are you really sure you could handle this? Just last night you initiated a "clean-slate protocol" and kicked out your many muses, save for a handful that remain to get reaped for a later date. You even dropped out of NaNoWriMo with a story I'm starring in. I thought you're proud of that?

[Sofia sighed, rubbing her face then shaking her head]

Well you know I hate how indecisive you can be. You're even making me decide for you. So for the sake of my sanity, go ahead and apply. You still hurt my feelings that you just dropped that story about me for NaNo. It's easy for you to just throw away, you didn't have to live it.

So if you really do care for me, you give me something to do. Give me a mission, a purpose, anything to get my brain going. Or would you prefer if other people enable you to?

[Sofia shrugs, drinking from her reusable water vessel]

gdiyakou

A pathetic dog like you never had a chance against a champion like me.

livedieknow

...Buying eggs.
Handing out eggs.

eggs.

No doubt I came across as some form of egg-sociopath, and to strangers, especially the thaumaturge...

I am never speaking to anyone outside of the scions of the seventh dawn again. I cannot manage people. You know this of me. I cannot understand why you keep laughing, either. You forced me into a situation I found far from comfortable, made a prize fool of myself, and you are laughing?!

decrescendos

Oh, no. Not this shit again, man. Not fuckin' cool. I'm not the type to hold a grudge or anything (ha ha) but seriously? It's been nearly three fuckin' years, and suddenly you wanna have another go at me. Well, might as well forget it because I ain't doin' it. I don't give a shit if Klavier ain't in that game.

...

...

...

Right, forgot that I don't have much of a fuckin' choice here.

mclargehuge

A...are you actually serious about this?! What are those- those keywords, you can't honestly mean to use them, can you?

Oh my god. Please don't.

parsecs

Now look here, sister, we had a deal! Thought you were gonna keep me out of your so-called games so long as there wasn't one where I could fly. Don't see why any of that should change just cause I won't remember a kriffing thing. Those "airplane" things ain't the same.

And don't try and use the existence of some supposed daughter against me. It won't help!

undark

( spoilers ahoy )

thatsasecret

( Final Volume spoilers. )

callmechef

That's what I'm talking about! Chef ..

Whattaya mean it sounds like a hooker name? I always knew it'd be the one I'd use when I showed them my goods. [Grinning, she shrugs.] Turned out to be the other goods, that's all.

Anyway, who has time to care about that? I'm too busy being an important chef. Suck it!

[canon is 2 Broke Girls.]

halberdaxe

What is this business, creating this "Character Relations Chart?" I require no chart to keep track of people I interact with. It is completely useless, especially if Yurippe is not on the list! Not in the game anymore? It does not matter! There is no point in even having a chart when I cannot express my devotion and loyalty to Yurippe there!

artintheblood

That thing which you keep deluding yourself that you are not writing does not go in my blog. Am I making myself clear?

thefox

It's not that I'm not flattered, Señorita, but I don't see how I'd be much use to you. As you know, I abhor violence and these places you think of sending me to are full of it. What use will I be, with my books and my guitar? Perhaps you should look into that outlaw, Zorro. He seems exactly the sort of fellow who would do well there.

On the other hand, he does seem to be very busy in Los Angeles these days. Maybe you should leave well enough alone, eh?

[...Point taken, Diego.]

astonmartin

Feeling a little nostalgic, are we?

Well, then.

Go on.

"Take the shot."

apreacherboy

Dear Mun,

You say that you are feeling odd this week, and I must add that I feel rather out of sorts myself.

For several years, this week marked my preparations for Advent, as I sought the words to express a religious holiday in a place where religion was nominal at best, and I could not assume that the people around me had an understanding of Christmas, let alone the spiritual time that comes before it.

I know that it was the spiritual director that lead you to the realization of stagnation, that... that you were merely clinging to me at the Wake in the memory of fonder times. Yet, I feel as if even in stagnation and repetition, our work there, my work there, mattered. It made a difference, even if only to your soul and mine.

I miss the friends I once had there, and I know you do to. We can never go back, not really, because the past is gone and the future is all that lies ahead. But sometimes those who have one been in our lives for a time... might not they come back into our lives again?

The peace of the Lord be in your heart, to love as you are loved,

Sincerely,
William Jesse Grant.

notabandoned

Look. Unless you plan on resurrecting my Sentinel, too, and finding a game that will let us both in, you'd have been better off leaving me dead.

He's my best friend. Without him, I'm just—

[don't cry don't cry DON'T CRY]

spectral

Ah, here we meet again. You, incessant and unrelenting, and myself, "stubborn as a mule", as you so put it.
How long has it been? A year or so, I believe; though such a small amount of time has no bearings. Even still, you remain as persistent as ever.
You believe you have plans I would find suitable, do you not? Being sent somewhere against my will, being thrown into countless obstacles as though I am merely a child's toy - just like you, as always.
Let us both hope, for your sake and my own, this one will not fail as badly as the last.
I'm quite sure you remember what I speak of.

At the very least, I wish you luck. You may need it.

hasasystem

Haha, oh man, the guys in your head are pretty crazy! But at least most of 'em seem like fun.

Hey, it's cool, I can chill out here 'til we figure out what we're doing. I'm not in a rush or anything, and I'll just yell at ya if I get bored.

bigdaddydragon

I do not appreciate where your mind is wandering in regards to these..holly-days. Hallow-een was not unpleasant but your mind is straying towards depressing ideas.

I realize that one is to spend holidays with their family but I so not need the reminder of those I have lost.

[Oh but it'll happen anyway!

At least he has a new beast-family in the game.

Speaking of...]

....I wish for whatever is plaguing Kagerou to leave him be though I fear I will not be able to check on him before this next storm.

It does not please me, mun. Nor do the plans you have for said storm.

embersandashes

So things are continuing to go badly in the future, are they?

What a surprise.

swordprincess

If I were to choose? I think the environment of the high seas would suit me better. But it won't make any difference in the end. I've come this far after all.

...But how far will I have to go to find him...?

kurogasa

A place where death is meaningless.

He is there.

We could battle for eternity.

[ A wicked smile. ]

I have waited at the edge of hell long enough.

And it's boring.

mute_mutt

[Hans really isn't one to talk, but thankfully the powers-that-be in the Dear Mun microcosm make the mute monster's words appear over his head.]

You are making adequate headway, it seems. With so many comrades and enemies there, this will surely be an interesting experience. There are now plenty of strong opponents to challenge, both within that place and outside it.

I wonder if you will be able to finish in time.

truthsnomiracle

Your idea of how to cope with a lack of the necessary hardware with which to play the latest game of my series is to reread that ridiculous co-written hybrid of a roleplaying effort and a piece of crossover fanfiction? Has it not occurred to you that perhaps its lack of readership is due in part to the absurdity of its premise? Indeed, has it not been shown that people will sooner accept the idea of my experiencing an involuntary ascent to godhood, of all things, than the concept of my finding myself in a universe whose physics cause my devotion to the truth to translate into potential as a cleric?!

kittenwhispers

OKAY MUN, LISTEN UP!

There's no medal waiting for you. We're deep in it now, and there's no goin' back. You watch my canon and you're surprised I suddenly moved in to your head? Well, suck it up, soldier! You've always had a soft-spot for tough-talking women, and I'm the toughest, talkingest woman you've EVER SEEN. Now you better find me a game or I'll come down on you so hard you'll think I was a Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball!

NO TIME FOR SOFTNESS, WOMAN, YOU HAVE A MISSION TO ACCOMPLISH!

recognize_an_opportunity

You realize it's inaccurate to call it a "midlife crisis," don't you? At best, it's a quarter life crisis. And either way, it's insulting.

It's a car.

[And several other things, but those should probably go unmentioned.]

Not everything has to have deep psychological meaning.

administer

What were you expecting me to say? —'Congratulations'?

alephbet

I have to warn you, that was impulsive. I don't think it took you a whole hour to write that app. If you regret it, don't blame me.

Ponies, huh?

It doesn't sound as bad as the tower. It might even be better than home. I don't mind giving it a try.

Speaking of the tower, though, you really should be doing more tagging there. I'm glad you're feeling a little better, mun, so take advantage of it.

juniorgem

Aw sweet, finally! Brand new icons and everything!

Now can I get to doing some real gem business?

..or you could do that homework you forgot about, that's cool.

But after that I can, right?

psalmed

Mademoiselle,

I beg you to reconsider your path of taking me anywhere. My purpose lies in France, as it always has. Those I met from other places...they are nothing but ghosts now, are they not? They are nowhere I can find them again and so I am contented to remain His Majesty's knight. My country has more need of me than any other and my loyalty must belong to the royal family. You must understand my duty does not lie with him. Where should even welcome a...what was it they said? A monarchist?

...but if you shall not consider this for my sake, perhaps consider it for your own. It is not so easy as you think it will be.

hero_complexed

Hang on. Just a few weeks ago you said you wanted to keep me somewhere relatively safe for awhile. Now you've got me under reserve for a.. survival horror game? That doesn't sound even remotely safe.

I can't believe I'm saying so, but I think I prefer the boat with Malfoy. At least there I get to keep my wand.

hellsing_butler

Finally letting me out to stretch my legs, are you?

About bloody time if you ask me. Now, if you'll kindly excuse me, I have duties I must attend to.

covewench

Well. Here we are. Yve'actually done it. Gone and made me one of yr'puppets. I'm so...honored.

But, what's the point of this, then? I've a ship to sail and a crew to command. The Seven Seas don't wait, and neither will I. So, go on. Think all y'want. Dream a little. Take all the time y'need -- because I've naughty ships to sink and ports to conquer. Treasure won't steal itself.

Aye?

moralizes

It's been a while. There's a few things I'll be glad to forget. Ironically they'll probably be the first to come back. On the other hand, forgetting won't change what happened, and the few good memories...well. It does everyone a disservice to just forget them.

Imagine, being able to use all those normally so unnecessary icons...

seawitching

While I approve of your intentions, I am a bit concerned regarding your methods my dear. This whole keeping me human until later...loathsome. How could you? You know good and well no one would be able to resist me in my true form, tentacles and all.

short_n_sweet

Yo, mun, heeeeeey... What is a 'mun' anyway? That is the weirdest word...

Oh! I get it. So you pretend to be other people...? Wait, and you picked ME? Oh man, oh no, that's the worst idea you could have ever seriously had. Serious! But if you're sure, I guess...

But hey, if this all goes south? It's all your fault.

wheresthejuice

...Seriously? Just when I thought I'd gotten away from the Peanut Gallery... I just... no. I'm not letting your... freakiness get anywhere near me. My life is freaky enough already, I don't need your help, thanks.

...And don't tell me it could be worse. It's not my fault for what's happening in Beacon Hills.

wolfbuddy

You made the right choice, my friend. You made the only choice.

I'm cooler than the new kid anyway.

[...]

...so, uh. You're over twenty-one, right?

morethan20

While I am glad to be leaving that dreadful island, I had been hoping for somewhere a little closer to home. Perhaps even with my brothers? Is there any particular reason you want to send me to another world that sees fit to trap us for the unforeseeable future?

[ I mean r u fuckin' serious mun ]

Or is your curiosity for my 'state of mind' so impossible to ignore? I suppose I should take solace in the fact that we have another few months before this can be even attempted. You really shouldn't be this excited.

unhand

The Jolly Roger is my ship, you know. You can't simply let that other Swann girl move in when I'm not around to defend it. Between her and Captain Darling, I've got my hands full. I've no wish to deal with this Captain Sparrow as well. Can't see why you're so bloody excited that he's showing up.

On top of that, you're hoping he'll show up. I don't care that he'll lack all of his powers at first. The last thing Teleios needs is Peter Pan. Why not wish instead for Tink or someone else whose company I might actually enjoy?

I'm beginning to suspect you enjoy my pain.

tarnishes

You mustn't try to find life lessons where there are none, mundane.

It's just not time efficient.

thecavalry

All we did was drink.

Which believe me, I know you're going to wonder about anyway because you've got that sort of mind, but seriously...

all we did was drink.

vexings

An indecisive nature makes this whole exercise rather pointless. Are we aiming for a new personal record?

I think we have issues.

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