[Canon is RC9GN]

[gotstank]

Awwww...

[Puckering his green scaley lips up in a totally patronising way.]

Did we have a bad day yesterday~?

Please continue, The very thought of changing you into my latest monster is giving me the warm fuzzies. Your misery is what's making me stronger my dear. Are you absolutely sure you didn't want some of my delicious stank?

No?

...Pity...

Comments

[got_style]

M-Mr. Sorcerer! Sir!

[Eughhh.. oh lord he's never seen you in person and it's WAY worse than he ever expected. What's that phrase the Ninja uses? "Shnasty"?]

Y-you got out? That's funny, I don't remember defeatin' the Ninja anytime recently.. But, uh.. Yyyaaay?

[gotstank]

...As it so happens Viceroy, I'm still trapped here under this blasted school! If someone wasn't so incompetent with destroying the Ninja like they promised perhaps you both would have something to worry about!

[Yup, he's still ticked about that. If Hannibal were around perhaps be'd be unleashing more rage right now - but seeing as Viceroy is the more intelligent out of the two he'll hold back.]

Perhaps it'd be easier if I just turned you into a monster...

Hmmmm....

Now there's food for thought~

[got_style]

[OH NO NONO NOONO. Wait, he can smell fear, can't he? DON'T PANIC.]

H-heh, Iiii think we should just keep me the way I am. After all, wouldn't it be more effective for me to make more monsters, than to be one myself?

And we'll catch that Ninja soon, really. In fact, here's an idea! Why don't we try workin' together on this? Because your monster kids, 'n my robots? They don't do so good on their own.

But what if we both attacked the Ninja at the same time? It might be enough to disorient him..

1/

[gotstank]

Hmmmm...

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[gotstank]

An interesting proposition, Viceroy.

And you really believe this may work~?

[got_style]

[Viceroy seems a little more confident about the idea.]

'Course I do! With your magic and my science, we're a shoo-in to overpower the Ninja. If you can scrounge up a lot of cursed kids, I'll build a few sturdy robo-beasts. It'd be way too much for him to handle at once.

[gotstank]

The idea has merit...

[He chuckles to himself. The idea of seeing the ninja finally falling to his knees and being released from his imprisonment? This could very well work.

Sniffing the air]

And there is so much misery to be found~

oops I had to. NOT SORRY :D

[smokeb0mbs]

Um.

You both know I can hear you, right?

[HEY, YAKNOW WHAT NINJAS ARE GOOD AT?
BEING SNEAKY. AND EAVESDROPPING SPYING ON VILLAINS.
Except for the fact he just now blew his cover, but technicalities.]

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

[gotstank]

Ahhhh, Ninja. How nice of you to drop in~

AREN'T WE TECHNICALLY THAT REASON?

[got_style]

[Viceroy totally didn't shriek a second ago. Nope.]

He picked a heck of a time to do it..

Sssh! The Ninja can also read subject lines!

[gotstank]

Viceroy, perhaps you'd like to take the honor of crushing the Ninja where he stands?

[You do have a giant robot stashed away here in Dear Mun right? Maybe some sort of machine mayhaps?]

[got_style]

Me!? I'm usually miles away from this sort of thing! Do I look battle-ready to you?

[He tugs his collar nervously.] And I don't.. have a robot on me right now.. I'm usually plenty prepared, but all I've got right now are the clothes on my back!

What about you, don't you have some sort of spell or something?

[smokeb0mbs]

Sorry to crash your little villain party, but I'm afraid the only things getting crushed here are YOUR evil plans!

'Cause if Viceroy doesn't have a robot...
[Looking at The Sorcerer]
And you don't have anyone to stank, that means I win.

Since guess what I've got, and you don't?
[He takes out his katana, holding it in front of him.]
Weapons.

1/

[gotstank]

...

2/???

[gotstank]

Oh don't I?

3/3

[gotstank]

You might want to recount.

[In the meantime, He's just going to glance over towards Viceroy with a long wicked smirk crossing his lips.]

[got_style]

[What's that look for? ..oh no.]

No! No, no, we're not doing that! There's gotta be something else!

[Unfortunately, knowing what's about to happen is filling Viceroy up with some delectably intense terror.]

[gotstank]

Oh it won't hurt, I promise~

[StaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaank alert~]

1/2

[got_style]

Wait-!

[Viceroy barely has time to recoil as the stank fumes enter his body. His skinny frame bubbles up and grows in size, his skin turning bright lavender and a little translucent. The back of his lab coat rips as a series of writhing tentacles shoot out. Some of them seem to be covered in metal plating, and gears float in the clear sludge in his body.

When his transformation is finally over, Viceroy looks like a half-mechanical amoeba in a vaguely humanoid shape. Hey, he was able to bring a robo-creature after all!]

2/2

[got_style]

[Of course, now that it's over, Viceroy turns his newfound rage to the now puny Ninja in front of him. He takes a second to adjust the tiny glasses still on his face, steps forward and roars as loud as he can. Strings of slime land all over the teenager's face.]

AND NOW BACK TO THE SHOW

[smokeb0mbs]

[Unfortunately, despite still having a tight grip on his readied sword, all Randy can do is stare up at the mad scientist turned monster, frozen even as the slime drips onto him.]

... Yaknow in retrospect, I... reeeally maybe should've seen this coming.

*TRIUMPHANT MUSIC*

[got_style]

[That moment of shock is plenty of time for his tentacles to reach out and ensnare Randy. His grip tightens, the metal plates crushing against him at jagged angles.]

[smokeb0mbs]

[The Ninja suit may offer more protection than it looks, but it doesn't mean those sharp plates of metal aren't still painfully digging into Randy's skin as Viceroy's tentacle constricts him. For now he can only wince in reaction. Ow. Owwww does that hurt.]

[got_style]

[Fortunately for him, Viceroy finally lets go. Unfortunately, he does so by violently flinging him at the ground. He steps back and hisses, waiting for him to get up again.]

1/2

[smokeb0mbs]

[Forcefully hitting the floor, Randy is left momentarily in a cross-eyed daze. Yeah, that hurt too. Like, a lot.]

Urrghgh...

[It's going to take a minute before he can see straight again.]

2/2

[smokeb0mbs]

[Shaking his head in an attempt to re-focus, The Ninja gets back on his feet and tries to get a look at what Viceroy's become.

Randy would rather not beat up the scientist too badly, even in monster form, if he doesn't have to. Enemy or not, the Ninja doesn't injure innocent victims, and right now Viceroy is a victim of The Sorcerer's wicked curse.

But what could Viceroy hold most dear, that would be the key to de-stanking him?
He tries to think...]

[giveadragonsomelove]

You stink alright. Geez man. And I thought my dragon breath was bad.